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The Warden's Assistant

[miyomo]

the-warden replied to your post: I’m the Warden and Onceler’s love child.

What.

PFFFFF WHAT

HUH

I SAID NOTHING

[the-warden-blog]

Don’t lie to me, love.

I’ll just post the rest of the messages you sent me, hmm hm!

[assistant-miyomo]

U-UHFDJS

[assistant-miyomo]

#What a naughty little assistant I have.

Oh shoosh…

[the-warden-blog]

#it’s just been a while #maybetoolongi’lladmit//////

Hhmm.

I think I need to see you in my office for an impromptu meeting, m’love. 

[assistant-miyomo]

O-okay hehee...heh...

[miyomo]

i’m in love with a man child

[the-warden-blog]

Must I remind you how much of a man I can be, m’love?

[assistant-miyomo]

Maybe you do.

[the-warden-blog]

Ohhhhhh ho ho ho ho~

[assistant-miyomo]

#What a naughty little assistant I have.

Oh shoosh...

[miyomo]

i’m in love with a man child

[the-warden-blog]

Must I remind you how much of a man I can be, m’love?

[assistant-miyomo]

Maybe you do.

[assistant-miyomo]

I've never been nominated for anything before...

[assistant-miyomo]

Nice to meet you. But be warned. I have this disorder called PsYcHoMeNiA. I kill lots of people in 3:00 PM Including u. And i do not want warden to have a dramatic and sad scene where you say your last words before you die,and then the warden gets angry and kills me with his cannon. but enough about me. *Is in prison clothes* (I made the disorder up ;D)

Ohhhhh right... That's great. [scratches the back of her neck] Very valuable information. (cool lol)

[assistant-miyomo]

Hello!I'm one of the followers of the warden you know,ask,follow,and love. Nice to meet you*Shakes miyomo's hand,but hurts her with my strong grip by accident*

[Let's go of her hand, rubbing it carefully before attempting to smile through the pain.]

Hello there! It's nice to meet you, too!

[assistant-miyomo]

Well, I hope it's fun at least...

[assistant-miyomo]

Oh Baby,    Don’t you cry. People can say bad things, sometimes. Oh Baby, Just don’t bother with them.

Soon all this will pass. Soon, dear.

[assistant-miyomo]

*A mysterious man with a top-hat comes in shrouded in a cape, he then proceeds to pull a flower out from his cape and to Miyomo* A lovely flower, for a lovely lady. I'll be off now. Have a good day working, m'lady. *He then disappears*

Oh... um okay...

That was weird.

[blitheburlesque-deactivated2012]

Open rp post thing

[The songbird walked queerly, avoiding cracks in the pavement.   Sara smiled softly as she rested her hands in the pockets of her trench coat.

She had just finished a show, which she thought went rather well. Still, despite her confidence and radiance on stage, Sara found herself shying away from co-workers and customers. Every night she found herself sneaking out the door after her shows.

Still, in her own odd way she was happy. It started as a soft hum, but eventually she began to sing her previous melody.]

Mr.Sandman, bring me a dream.

Make him the cutest that I’ve ever seen.

[Of course, she did this without realizing someone was eavesdropping.]

Location: Outside in the city, behind Blithe Burlesque

Character: Miss Sara

Status: Open post

[assistant-miyomo]

[Miyomo had noticed Miss Sara seemed rather quiet around the other girls ever since she got hired. However, Miyomo was one to talk. She had been here the longest out of everyone and she had yet to interact. Maybe she could connect with the lonely song bird.

Quietly, she followed. Sara sung softly to herself. What a lovely melody. Well, lovely until Miyomo bumped into a trashcan.]

Oops...

[The girl turned, looking at her befuddled.]

H-Hello! Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.

[assistant-miyomo]

((I hope you guys don't mind the burlesque rp fdjska))　

[assistant-miyomo]

I've been thinking about what you said, m'love.

And even though the idea terrifies me to no end, and that I don't think I'm ready for it at the moment...

I just want you to know that, I think, just so long as it's with you...

It'll be different.

Oh... Oh gosh, sweetheart.

Even you considering it is wonderful!

Warden, darling, this is a big decision and it'll take a while to get use to the idea. Just know I'll love you with no matter what you choose.

Take your time, okay? ♥

[assistant-miyomo]

To Warden

I was always a shy girl. It was hard for me to be out going because I never really trusted a lot of people. I was, and I guess still am, that kind of person.

But you're different. Even though sometimes I get so flustered when talking to you, I feel safe around you. Safe and secure. I can talk to you about everything and I would never feel ignored.

Open the locket.

It took me a while to buck up the courage and give this to you, but I had to let you know that you mean so much to me.

♥ Your Shy, Awkward Assistant: Miyomo ♥

[the-warden-blog]

miyomo submitted: Well, I’ve been thinking about this for a while now… And I’ve hesitated to ask because… You know I’ll just ask. Sweetheart… why don’t we consider… having chil…dr…..en…?

I—

I, ehh… hhm. Well. I don’t—

You know how I feel about children, m’love. I just… ehhllg. And after what happened to me…

Ehh heh, hhm… ehh.

Are you sure?

[assistant-miyomo]

W-well, yeah… Some of the asks you’ve gotten about having kids got me thinking. And I’ve gotten something about it as well.

It’d be nice… Raising a child. And I think you’d be a great Papa! You’re not like you’re old man, you’re different! I know you’d be kind and loving. Just like with Jailbot! You treat him as if he’s your own child. And he loves you because of it.

This isn’t just my choice, sweetheart, it’s yours also. So, if you don’t want to go through with it, that’s totally fine. Okay?

What do you say?

[the-warden-blog]

Well, I… I guess I do think of myself as Jailbot’s Papa.

But he’s a robot, m’love. I made him. I made him exactly how I wanted him to be. Who knows what’ll happen with—

I, ehm, well— Not only am I ultimately horrified of the idea, but I know that a jail isn’t any place to raise a child…

I’ll think about it, love.

[assistant-miyomo]

Of course. I-I know it's a hard decision... At first I didn't even want to ask you.

Whatever you choose, I'll respect it. ♥ I love you.

[the-warden-blog]

miyomo submitted: Well, I’ve been thinking about this for a while now… And I’ve hesitated to ask because… You know I’ll just ask. Sweetheart… why don’t we consider… having chil…dr…..en…?

I—

I, ehh… hhm. Well. I don’t—

You know how I feel about children, m’love. I just… ehhllg. And after what happened to me…

Ehh heh, hhm… ehh.

Are you sure?

[assistant-miyomo]

W-well, yeah... Some of the asks you've gotten about having kids got me thinking. And I've gotten something about it as well.

It'd be nice... Raising a child. And I think you'd be a great Papa! You're not like you're old man, you're different! I know you'd be kind and loving. Just like with Jailbot! You treat him as if he's your own child. And he loves you because of it.

This isn't just my chose, sweetheart, it's yours also. So, if you don't want to go through with it, that's totally fine. Okay?

What do you say?

[assistant-miyomo]

Ah ah ah, no you don't. It's either you come with me, or I go for your precious Warden over there. Except he might not get the privilege of living for much longer.

But he's the Warden. His jail is top-notch, and he's got a robot body guard.

B-but still I wouldn't want anything to happen to him...