I like Stars

(She/they) (queer + ace) (19) Just out here to like some posts, look at some cats, and maybe doodle some stars. Multifandom posting too-

[cloudstarcats]

Hello!!

Welcome to the master post!!! Here I'll give a list of fandoms and some links to anything ya'll might want to see- such as writing, art, or text posts on theories or opinion pieces! Hope ya'll have fun and my guidelines are also down here!

Guidelines

1. No nsfw!!! Just for the sake of my followers, this account will have no nsfw posted to it so that everyone is happy 2. I will not tolerate any racism, homophobia, or transphobia on this account. Not nice ya'll 3. I accept asks!!!! As long as they aren't nsfw, I'll accept any asks you guys right send, same with submissions. (these rules may change over time)

Fandoms: Demon Slayer Genshin Impact Sanders Sides PJO She-ra SVSSS TGCF (Heaven Official's Blessing) MDZS and more!!!!

Here's my Ao3 acc!!!!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I write stuff on there and am way more active it's sorta sad but like, it be like that sometimes-

A quick note on requests!

I am always open for requests! I can't promise to answer everything, but I will always do my best to respond in a timely manner, depending on how busy I am. Small stuff like short prompt requests and stuff are great to keep me creative while larger projects lag due to lack of time lol. I am new to the whole "reader x *insert fandom*" stuff so please be patient with my stuff. It's not my particular cup of tea, but I think branching out is always a good idea, so unless the request is super icky for me, i probably won't deny it lol.

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[weaselle]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

[laswells-ashtray]

Simon is misled by admittedly sexist stereotypes in believing that Johnny inherited his temper from his father.

Mary MacTavish is a little older woman, who enjoys knitting and sitting with a grand baby on her knee. She's gentle handed with a soft pat on the shoulder when she walks by, and she's the nicest person Simon has met in his adult life.

Then he walks into the kitchen on her in the phone,

"Aye, an somedy needs tae wallop her oor the fuckin jaw. Whoorin wee bitch."

When she catches Simon's eye, she holds the phone to her shoulder and waves him off.

"Hiya, son, jist bletherin aboot ma sister. Johnny's oot roon the park wae the wains if yer lukin fir him."

The rapid switch in tone is comical and he offers her a nod before turning on his heel, just to catch,

"Aye, an her son can take a running fuck tae himsel. Ma boy makes him luk like a prick, ma boy's man makes him luk lik a bawless wee fanny."

Simon finds himself happy that she thinks highly of him, lest he get on her bad side and hear her rip him apart with such malice.

[parkchanwoohoo]

It's so funny hanging out with my partner's white family versus when they hang out with mine. Their family is so aggressively pleasant and they always talk about really obvious things ("the sun is warmer than the shade!") whereas my family operates primarily in silence and occasionally they'll be like "34 years ago today my father put a cigarette out on my stomach" and my partner will be like "Oh my god, I'm-- I'm so sorry" and they'll look at them with vague disgust at their mushiness and be like "... why. Get over it" so neither of us have any idea how to handle ourselves with each other's relatives

[parkchanwoohoo]

Their family, pointing at a rack of maps: Look, maps!

Me, struggling to figure out what to say: Correct answer. You have identified the item successfully

My partner: Lovely day today!

My family: Was that the end of your sentence? We all have eyes thanks

[the-haiku-bot]

My family: Was

that the end of your sentence?

We all have eyes thanks

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[saetiate]

please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet

[palesweetdeeer]

this feels poetic considering my latest posts

[astraldemise]

looks at you

[astraldemise]

looks at you

[syn4k]

@bettsplendens i'd just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i'd like it to be memorialized

[yooo-lets-go]

Soap, but in Situations with those scottish tweets you know which ones

“English, MacTavish” intensifies

[glitterary]

tumblr staff, watching the userbase celebrate its beloved annual festival of frenzied stabbing: they seem like they’ll be cool with us unilaterally changing the way the site works without consultation or warning tomorrow :)

[i-will-bite]

@kakinou great addition [am i glad the change is reverted and i can add this freely]

[sword-jam]

Lil comic based on a tweet!! Nothing I love better than coming to accept your alternate universe self because you’re both in love with shizun

[heleniumx]

💐 💐 💐 snzario inspired by this top-tier post about flower allergies:

A decides to buy flowers as a gift for B — maybe B is recovering from an injury/just came from a hospital stay, or simply had a bad week and needs cheering up — even though A is desperately allergic to said flowers.

A figures B won't want company, so A plans to just drop off the flowers, wish B well, and be on their way...but to A's surprise B invites them in and asks them to stay. How can A say no, after the week B has had? The whole idea, after all, was to cheer B up, right?

Maybe A is aware they're allergic before they made the decision to buy the flowers, but does it anyway, knowing it will cheer B up (and besides, B doesn't need to know).

OR

Maybe A had no idea they were allergic, and this is how they find out.

Either way, cue caretaking role-reversal in which B quickly realizes that A is now in need of a little (or a lot of) TLC.

[technofeudalism]

Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral

The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.

A declassified World War II-era government guide to “simple sabotage” is currently one of the most popular open source books on the internet. The book, called “Simple Sabotage Field Manual,” was declassified in 2008 by the CIA and “describes ways to train normal people to be purposefully annoying telephone operators, dysfunctional train conductors, befuddling middle managers, blundering factory workers, unruly movie theater patrons, and so on. In other words, teaching people to do their jobs badly.”  Over the last week, the guide has surged to become the 5th-most-accessed book on Project Gutenberg, an open source repository of free and public domain ebooks. It is also the fifth most popular ebook on the site over the last 30 days, having been accessed nearly 60,000 times over the last month (just behind Romeo and Juliet). 

Link to the Guide at Project Gutenberg can be found here

A Wikisource entry can be found here.

Mirrors can be found here, here, here, here and here.

[breelandwalker]

Gosh it would be a shame if this got even MORE visibility.

Whoops my cursor slipped.

[the-haiku-bot]

Gosh it would be a

shame if this got even MORE

visibility.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i am delighted to inform you of the existence of the Rosefinch, which is a real actual bird that exists!

I would like to add,, strawberry finches

They’re dating🥰

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[depsidase]

[augustdementhe]

This is Dr. Sarah Stein Lubrano, and though I couldn't find the video that makes up this post, you can read/hear more from her here at her website:

Talks, panels, podcasts, and interviews I have been a part of — Sarah Stein Lubrano

on everything from emotional intelligence to instructional design, from autonomy at work to polyamory, cognitive dissonance to the role of f

[dataframe]

everyone should go read "for want of [error! not found]" by @baixue-temple!!! very fun (& painful) canon-divergence where shen yuan transmigrates early and is chosen for qiong ding instead of yue qi <3

[ID: A Scum Villain AU comic featuring dialogue from chapter three of "For Want of [ERROR! Not Found]"; Yue Qi is introduced by Mu Qingfang as a courtesan of the Warm Red Pavilion and it takes a beat for Shang Qinghua to realize who this Yue Qi is. He internally breaks down over all of Yue Qi's tragic backstory leading up to his grand position as the head of Cang Qiong, the one who the current Yue Qi stands in the shadow of. It cuts back to reality with Mu Qingfang expressing concern and Shang Qinghua glancing at the System presenting a critical error. End ID.]

transcript under cut!

MQF: "Courtesan in training & friend of mine, Yue Qi." YQ: [bowing] "It's an honor to meet you Shang-gongzi." SQH: "Oh, it's not that big of a-ah." [lightning strike] "Yue Qi?"

[a young Yue Qi stands in a slave pen] "Yue Qī? As in 七? As in seven?"

[a teenage version extends a hand to Shen Jiu behind a sunset ] "Yue Qi, the very one from the scum villain's cut backstory?"

[current Yue Qi stands against a shadow of Yue Qingyuan and the Cang Qiong Mountains] "Yue Qi, AKA Yue Qingyuan, AKA the Xuan Su Sword, the most powerful sect leader of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect in all of cultivation history?"

YQ: "…Gongzi?" MQF: "Shixiong… are you alright?" SQH: (fuck fuck fuck) SYSTEM: (Critical Error!)

[ad-hawkeye]

my collection of posts explaining why i think artem isn't a dom bc i saw a tweet with hundreds of likes that made me really annoyed <3

artem's plot revolves around letting his walls down, being vulnerable, and sharing his burden with rosa since they are equals. both in work and in life! there is an inherent lack of vulnerability with doms that goes completely at odds with the main point of his character.

artem's serious and dominating persona is a consequence of years of creating a mask to keep himself safe and to optimize his work, which wouldn't make sense to keep up in his personal life

cards where artem does exhibit generic daddy dom traits are imo wildly ooc fanservice (and a symptom of the writers not really knowing what to do with him) and have all been borderline if not straight up retconned in year 4 and 5

to piggyback off of the above point, the number of cards where artem acts as a bottom/switch/service top ("do whatever you want to me") far outweigh the like. 2?? 2 and a half?? cards where he's inexplicably mr. dommy dom. on top of the retcons, newer cards have even gone as far as offering an explanation for the daddy dom cards - he was reading dark romance novels to see what women like to make rosa happy.

artem's character is a subversion of the generic daddy dom trope, and ignoring all of his characterization and going "actually we lied! we're subverting the subversion! he was actually the generic daddy dom trope this whole time!" is not only bad writing, but also boring

atmospherics is good evidence against artem being a daddy dom, and is more so a display of someone experiencing jealousy for the first time and attempting (and failing) to rationalize it in a logically based manner.

none of this is even touching upon the sss card that was just freshly released where they might as well look at the camera and say "artem's serious and domineering persona is a coping mechanism to protect himself and to try and logically rationalize his vulnerabilities and very emotional motivations" and also had artem try to kiss rosa, fail, and then have the narration explicitly state that "oh well, [rosa] will take over"

also additional thought. artem constantly prioritizes his loved ones' needs. in my very strong opinion, he's a service switch “whatever you say” guy who would bend over backwards to make rosa happy. bc that makes HIM happy. bro is not dommying his way thru the night and leading the charge, you would be DELUSIONAL not to think rosa has complete equal control. esp w her canonical preferences for switching

[bohacowa]

Wing!AU where Sakura dyes his feathers

[4gifs]

[setscarylazerstomaximumcaptain-]

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around

I’m weeping

[yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva]

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

[lightsareout]

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?

[witchsyren]

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

[thedoctor-and-his-trolls]

WHY IS IT BACK

[organicorc]

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious

[theapatheticstag]

Don’t bring this meme back

[ichiwashername-o]

BRING THIS MEME BACK.