ayyyy

hey I'm Vanessa and I'm probably craving fries right now

[crrocs]

Every girls dream wedding dress <3

[trillow-deactivated20131226]

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

[fhjfhnkcdfgbv]

[cynicowl]

My new goal in life is to be as happy as this cat.

[gurry-blog]

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

[dirtyfebruary-deactivated201209]

i’m more of an internet conquistador 

[neilcicierega]

[walkinggtall]

[regalasfuck]

truest shit ive ever read

[bigeisamazing]

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

[skrippers-deactivated20150609]

I went for A’s when I cheated.

[baylorbeats]

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

[officialcrow]

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

[therorasaurus]

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

[hentaijacker-deactivated2015111]

when no1 understands u :(

[assian-candor-deactivated201809]

i don’t understand this gif

[hentaijacker-deactivated2015111]

no1 ever does :(

[fuckinq]

follow the person this was reblogged from

this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!

[egberts]

where can i buy that for free

[hvlloween]

[shouldnt]

My blog will make you laugh :)

[h8rr-deactivated20130924]

microwave: 3 minutes

conventional oven: 45 minutes

[dulect]

Blue Ivy is already 2 and she’s achieved more than what I will in my entire life 

[asslet-blog]

Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE

[punkbruh]

Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.

[gotothechucha]