//(un)lost//

hello I'm Hailey, I'm 21. Pennsylvania living. IG: hvlloween

[whatsupcassidy]

[meme-theft]

[sangombra-2]

HOLY SHIT 

[hellyeahgoosebumps]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

(becomes a divorce lawyer who finalizes all the documents with this)

[looprole]

via weheartit

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

[mcscooterson]

MEANWHILE: Just leave out the most important part…http://www.confessionsofacookbookqueen.com/creme-brulee-brownies/

[limit]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA OMG

[etrogim-deactivated20200109]

i like to pretend i’m a heartless apathetic b*tch but in reality i’m a baby who cares a fucking lot and emotionally invests myself in everything and is hurt 98.3% of the time

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

this is the funniest thing i’ve read in my entire whole life

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

listen……. ‘my love’ is literally the strongest and greatest pet name in existence. there is literally nothin better than somone callin you that….. especially when things are soft and quiet and they look at you with utter adoration and whisper “what’s the matter, my love??” or “i hope everything is okay with you, my love” like oh my god?? let me marry you already

[alrightsnaps]

Lemony Snicket: Dear reader, if you have just picked up this book, then it is not too late to put it back down.

10-year-old me: I think the fuck not

[32trbl]

goolook_munchkin

[understands]

[pochacco]

clearance that isn’t under like $15 is an abomination and doesn’t have the right to even call itself clearance

[destroymylife]

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now

[setheverman]

what is the january mood?

[angel-ani]

[desireforart-deactivated2015081]