“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism
i have trust that the media literacy enjoyers will find this one idk

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“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism
i have trust that the media literacy enjoyers will find this one idk
i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny
I need a fic that has grace in space with photos and videos of time in petrova task force. Digital and physical.
Headcanon grace during covid made videos to teach and they remain up on earth and in all media on the ship Mary.
I just need him to know he loved earth and his kids, his team.
Especially when he brings it to erid and they can see him as a teacher (maybe even show bc science), and help recognize his importance to earth on the petrova task force - being second in command, being lead scientist about astrophage ect.
Also for him to look back on.
Especially if he continues the vlogs on hail Mary for earth and erid.
I've been thinking of writing a fic with Rocky finding these sorts of videos on the journey back to Erid by basically googling Grace.
Erid looking up things on the laptop grace gave rocky with all earth information and they look up grace and find all of this information would be hilarious.
Grace being unreliable narrator saying he is just a teacher and member of petrova line. Meanwhile they find him in a lot of photos with eva stratt aka the leader of the operation meeting others. And his accomplishments.
forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that
yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"
beautyberry is such a well-named plant
like fuck dude it sure is
noncon friendship
Coworkers
Your friend’s boyfriend
She should be at the club
Baby mouse had earplugs in the sketch and I straight up forgot to ink them pretend they're deep in there
Meanwhile not at the club:
I was so enamored by the party shrew this morning I had to doodle her in my lab notebook at work
shrew girls after just ONE mezcal worm:
#i like to think data took him all the way to the brig tossed him in and left#and then came back 60 seconds later and was like ‘i believe i have successfully played a ‘practical joke’ on you :)’#riker loses it & claps him on the back like ‘wow. good job u rly had me going. dont ever fucking do that again’ Perfect.
Actually it’s 73 seconds. Data, knowing something of how human minds work, estimates that Riker will give him 60 seconds to come back (because humans prefer “round numbers”, however arbitrary the units). After 60 seconds it will take 4 seconds for Riker to fully process the conclusion that Data is, in fact, not coming back after all, and an additional 9 seconds to build to the optimum level of anxiety.
After all, comedy is timing.
the best part of field trip experiments is a chance to become THE experiment yourself ;)
having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible
And you are older than them
Here comes the pedantic Literature major-
A movie adaptation of The Yellow Wallpaper (assuming they are all still talking about the short story by Charlotte Perkins-Gilman) would HAVE to be fucking AMAZINGLY WELL-DONE in an era where Nightbitch and Tully and Die, my love and other films centering around motherhood as an isolating and dehumanizing experience already exist.
Not that it can’t be done, but that it should be done really well and have women in every part of the process. (The only man I trust near this adaptation is Guillermo Del Toro, and even then he should be a producer at most.)
The Yellow Wallpaper is inspired by the REAL LIFE “treatments” that were prescribed to women in the late XIXth century for post-partum depression (“the baby blues”). It is supposed to make you feel like you the reader are crawling up the wall with boredom and lethargy.
The baby? Not fucking important. It really isn’t. The readers are told nothing about it except that the husband’s sister is helping take care of it. It should only appear by distant wails and shadows. Nothing else.
The husband? A condescending doctor who thinks he knows best. He better not be made to look attractive. No Tom Hiddleston in Crimson Peake. He should give the same energy as the “Nice” Commanders in the Handmaid’s Tale.
The NURSERY the protagonist is locked in has BARS on the window. The set designers better put their entire soul on that set. Search for the ugliest shade of yellow in the world. Add some “child” decorations that really convey that this woman is trapped in a room meant for CHILDREN - the alphabet, little animals, nursery rhymes. Make the window bars shadows fall on the protagonist. Make it obvious so even the dumbest person realizes there is no way for her to “get up and leave”. Have fun with the “stains” on the wall.
genuinely everyones lost the plot on what the word butch means and it pisses me off lol maybe pick up the literature
you can invent a new word. if the definition of one thing does not fit you, come up with a new term for what you are its really not that crazy
From Veronica Tucker via Pinterest
month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in
yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second
many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third
with silksong as context, i can understand why the weavers didnt like the pale king so much
A weird situation when Ronald Reagan is the hero of the story.
Like, Ronald Reagan could have stopped the horror of the situation and he absolutely did.
in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday
the following events ensued:
1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?
2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes
3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes
4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke
5. this absolute masterpiece: