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a whole lot of ass with a whole lot of sass

[stufftoscreamabout]

[sailorbrazil]

dress code to my funeral

[krabby-kronicle]

[babelien7-deactivated20150727]

*adjusts my tinfoil hat* y’all are crazy

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[methfall]

Need me a freak like that

[american-auror-story]

Lets stick to realistic goals please

[logarto]

[nicejewishguy]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[onlytwitterpics]

[pettysag-deactivated20180315]

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

[whiteyoda]

[dilfscience-deactivated20230318]

Visit Original Link

[foodblueprint]

[accarahara-deactivated20191231]

IM FUCKING DEAD OMG

[turtleduckdate]

that phrase like, “he looked at her like she was the sun” has always confused me because most people look at the sun like this 

[stability]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you get married in Japan then fly to Hawaii and immediately die after you land, your marriage certificate will be dated after your death certificate

[frogmoss1]

weekend plans!

[iguanamouth]

if u coulf chnge ur name what would u change it to

fourty exclamation points in a row and it is pronounced like a person screaming