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anyways new theme new url who dis

(marine-myths -> cryptidapprentice)

UPDATE!!

cryptidapprentice -> assumedcryptid

#url change #cryptic ramblings #yeah i decided to do it anyways #still cryptid related ☝️ so not a huge jump like last change but a change nonetheless #hopefully my last url changes for a While so theres that lol

sga-owns-my-soul

reblog to give ur mutuals a soft lil kissy on the head

cracklewink

fanart of this thing

#art goals #insp #i love them...

been going through my damn day w my socks half off in my boots bc i forgot this pair Sucks and for some reason didnt get rid of them

#cryptic ramblings #in the tags #work woes #and also work sucks but its Manageable but I Hate It but Its Fine ykwim???#genuinely never thought as a kid tht id be the kinda bitch BEGGINGGGGG for a quiet desk job in a cubicle but like...... PLEASE give me cube.#if i cant be acting full time rn at least give me THIS #(and i mean acting AS A PROFESSION. A CAREER. not 'Acting like im Normal and Everything Is Okay everyday' acting 😭😭)

kaaaaaaarf

is there anything worse than accidentally putting on the non-explicit version of an album? where is my beloved wife fuck and my beautiful daughter cunt?

itznarcotic

yearning

itznarcotic

no idon 'tt hinkiwill

#hmmm 🤔 idk maybe itll help 🤷🏽‍♀️#(it wont dont do that)

snoomfies

happy pride month snoomfies! you are so loved <3

kassy-djomunson

starting off pride month with one of the best coming out scenes in television history 💕

#video #stranger things #stobin #truly my blorbos of all time...#steve harrington #robin buckley #joe keery #maya hawke #fav

datadegroove-deactivated2026042

My Chemical Romance is what they would call Breaking Bad if it were a yaoi manga

#...🤔

futuremoji

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

#👍#this is actually so funny to me #like yeap. ur doin alright kid 👍 keep it up

plumslices

$20 used to mean something

depsidase

#YES YES YES YES #i may not be FULL of hate but a LOT of the hate within me is dedicated to THIS BULLSHIT ☝️☝️☝️#(for the record the hate in me is equivalent to the drawing lilo does of stitch's badness level in lilo and stitch)#you wouldnt think it ☝️ but lemme tell ya--

krowtesque

happy birthday to ib!!

#art goals #insp #ib (game)#*excited chanting* IB! IB! IB!#genuinely one of the games of all time for me i shant lie...#garry... my sweet boy gary... i may have forgotten how ur name is actually (properly) spelled but ill never forget ur impact ✊️✊️✊️#like 95% sure ib was either the first manlybadasshero lets play i watched or the one tht got me to subscribe 🤔#anyway i never actually played the game myself bc at the time i was deeeef more of a scaredy cat AND i was (read: am) bad at games lol #but i had a friend who played it and then of course i had to find all those 'ib: all endings' vids bc i knew THEY wldnt actually get em #(that plus i wasnt at their house all the time so even if they DID i prob wouldntve gotten to see em anyway)#enough abt me tho LMAOOOO #LOVE THIS PIECE SMMMMM

i saw your tags on the nutritionland post about wanting a story from the pov of someone who didn't get isekai'd after the isekai'd person returns. i think you would really enjoy the anime Uncle From Another World! it has that exact premise.

ooooo thanks for the rec!!!! i'll have to check it out!!! :000

freybailey

thinking about boyfriend joe waiting for his girlfriend while she clothes shops... sigh

#im mainly rbing this one bc i keep thinking abt 'u got games on yur phone??' (from a vine??? iirc???)#joe keery #crushposting #but i mean also. if u know me u know me LMAOO #also also ive been slouching like. Less than this at work and my back'll start hurting from THAT so im like. get outta shrimp mode!!!!#in the tags

astriiformes

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

mangopatch

demonladytakkuri

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

tr-shb-g

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

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