forest.

forest, they/she | still setting up. i'll be done eventually | idk what i'm doing

[astelliferousforest]

tag explanation time. non-tag explanations come Later.

#deoxyribonucleic acidic memetics - memes i made! i think these are funny

#spaceship!! - spaceships and spaceship related stuff. because spaceships are cool

#peluso - specifically @sarinisanta's kitty cat, peluso. he is very famous and important

#dirtposting - hdg memes and shitposts, aka. dirtposts. typically from other sophonts

#daisy knows what a horse is - horse tag for horses and horse related stuff. (what's a horse again)

#knowledge. useful information i found on the internet. hopefully there's something there you'll have use for

[sarinisanta]

Not me arriving home, immediately getting worried cause Peluso (my cat) hair in the head is like, hardened and smells very bad just for my brother to tell me "oh he put his head inside the wet food bowl".

Look at his screaming peanut head.

[sarinisanta]

Sometimes i do a post like today that blows up and I get a bunch of new followers and I just wanna say Hi thanks for coming in i hope you like it here and way less viral than you might think and I really post a lot about my cat.

[sarinisanta]

I yearn for a world where strangers on the street speak pathologic 1 levels of nonsense when interacted with.

"Waiting is, indeed, a contradictory form of living. On a sense, you are wasting time but, on the other, you are experiencing it at its fullest." When asking someone when will the buss arrive.

[sarinisanta]

Good way of existing keep doing that the goal is to BE SILLY and HAVE FUN normativity was made for and by men who the dirt has consumed and regurgitated.

[sarinisanta]

Great date idea: take her to a bird sanctuary.

Everyone loves animals and like, girls are like birds.

Take her to the bird sanctuary.

[astelliferousforest]

this. would be so cool actually!

[immaterial-vivi]

I think there should be more plant-inspired fashion for florets :>

[lilmisschipmunk]

Figured tumblr might like these

i made these like a year ago for my own desktop icons

Tumblr wont let me add them as .ico files, but they make great lil icons for your HDG horde. just pop them into a online converter to make them into icon files

[dailycatsblog]

[importantcatpics]

[sarinisanta]

quick lil snack,,,,

[ldcadmium]

A cutie's guide to compilers (simplified)

The bonus art for Chapter 11 of my HDG fic, Gold Laced Cuffs (You can read the story here!)

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[cryoverkiltmilk]

#the ancient texts

... My reblog was only six years ago!

[paraleporid]

This world you’re living in is not a place for someone like you. Come on, let us take you home.

@october-val

[lilmisschipmunk]

Reblog if you think all littles deserve to be hugged

Also to send me a hug cause I need it, thx

[ms-teagan]

little sprout nervous to ask for a root beer 'cuz it's got a swear word in its name

[sarinisanta]

My cat pressed all my keys by sleeping on the keyboard, opened windows excel and then looked at me with that face.

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[hdgprom]

Old sketch of Akash and Elvira in the bath from Human Domestication Guide

[glitchyrobo]

Love this one 🥺 all the bubbles and her silly high expression sdfjkhgksjdfhgsjkdfhg