The Rest Is Confetti

I loved you completely. And you loved me the same 🖤💚🖤💙🖤💜🖤💙🖤💚🖤 Kas | 24 | USA | Bi

[fixaidea]

Bahh. I see how it is. When the dangerous crow boy eats plastic he's 'doing great' and 'doing his job', but when I, the humble housecat...!

[lanativite]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Got any facts about Norway or the Norwegian language?

Norwegian is among the funniest languages to know because it utterly ruins John Carpenter's "The Thing."

Like, if you know Norwegian, the Norwegian guy clearly shouts every spoiler in the movie in the first 2 minutes. This is far more fun than Swedish, which made Ingmar Bergman call all his leading ladies a very bad word at the end.

[cowplantblues]

I made one of those meme playlists

[fanofspooky]

Blue - Cold, Anxiety, Night

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

Am I The Asshole for demanding my coworkers get themselves tested? I, M, (30sM) work with these guys (20s to 40s, all M) pretty regularly as a contractor on bigger projects, usually to handle the machinery they can't. It's fine, I get along more or less with most of them, and as long as I can play my video games at the end of the day, its all good. There's about 12 of us total. So it all starts in winter, you know how it is, flu and covid and all making the rounds again, so being responsible, we keep to ourselves. One of the guys, C, had recently put down a new dog he just adopted. The guys are all making a big deal out of it, but I don't care, its not my dog, and all that. Anyways, things start getting weird after that.

I don't want to name any names, and I don't know who did what, but someone threw out a whole bunch of test kits. Two of my other coworkers, F and B1, started really getting sick and had to leave. Someone fucked with the equipment, mine included. B2, my other coworker, just decided to work from home for now but it's radio silence, he won't talk to anyone.

Last time I went to work, I had to come back in through the backdoor because they wouldn't let me in the front, saying I probably caught something while outside. But I've been so cautious! I know I didn't catch anything, I know I'm still myself, I just want to get this done with and move on with my job! What am i supposed to do, work from home?

This is where I might be the Asshole: I got fed up and just demanded that everyone gets themselves tested in front of everyone else. So I grabbed a bunch of leftover tests, herded everyone in the lobby, and locked the doors. I tested myself in front of everyone, and I am negative, and should be free to move in and out. But the others, especially my boss P, is saying I am being extreme, I am threatening people, the tests are unreliable, I shouldn't have tied them to the couch etc.

So I've been wondering. Am I really the Asshole for wanting to find out who is still human and who is actually the Thing?

AITA?

YTA

NTA

JAH

NAH

ESH

INFO

Nobody trusts anybody now, and we're all very tired

Voting ended onFeb 21, 2024

What are these acronyms?

[noisesys]

"i'm the fuckin thing"

-the thing (john carpenter's the thing, 1982)

[driveintheaterofthemind]

The Characters Of Carpenter

Art by Sam McKenzie

[mulhollandrivedyke]

[goryhorroor]

horror + letterboxd reviews

[hellboys]

THE THING dir. john carpenter

[acasternaut]

[thequantumranger]

Jed the Wolfdog in The Thing (1982)

[countesschocula-deactivated2025]

Reader Beware - You're in for a Scare!

[anaimlessworld]

Love it

[brandonlees]

31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN ↳ DAY #10 THE THING (1982) dir. John Carpenter

[ruinedchildhood]

[mishwanders-deactivated20260717]

“Mike Flanagan focuses too much on characters monologuing”

Well I for one eat it up every time like it’s a five course meal of fiction handed to me on a silver platter. More delicious depictions of death, family, and what it means to be alive for me.