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demon to some. angel to others. aster choi (aka 애 최) 29 and happily gay the best TA

[reaganbarling-deactivated201507]

“Yeah, but like… I would so rather be dead than rush one of those sororities. First of all, it’s super sexist. Secondly, they all act like robots. And finally, in every group of friends I’ve been in, I was the token blonde slut. How can I be the token blonde slut in a squad of blonde sluts?”

[asterchoi-blog]

Sororities are not super sexist, it's a method of female bonding that is accepted by society. Yes, there's arts and crafts and boys involved, but that's going to happen anyway. Also, slut is a derogatory term used to deprive women of their sexual agency by ruining their reputation. I don't care if you have sex with a pack of wolves every three hours, as far as I'm concerned, you're not a slut.

[asterchoi-blog]

@aster_choi: Sorry about that porn link & you're welcome.

[markdingo]

[technicallity]

songs to listen to while destroying the patriarchy 

[thenategriffin-deactivated20150]

Are you saying you used to fuck on the beach or…

[asterchoi-blog]

Yes. It wasn't very good. You're not getting anymore details than that.

[rendawson]

Yeah– the frat boys can get a little crazy sometimes.

[asterchoi-blog]

Not crazy, just boring and messy. Used condoms on the beach aren't crazy. Deciding to move to Mexico is crazy.

[rendawson]

Nah, I’m good, but thanks. Sorry you got stuck babysitting a bunch of undergrads.

[asterchoi-blog]

Pft. Consider it my missionary mission. I'm getting a couple grand to hand out condoms, find bathing suit separates and keep an eye on the babies. Especially the frat boys.

[rendawson]

Oh my god, that’s disgusting.

[asterchoi-blog]

No shit. More radish salad?

[asterchoi-blog]

After seeing two idiots fucking out on the beach in broad daylight in front of children, I now remember exactly why I blacked out my undergrad years.

[withabadpersona-archive-blog]

…Why would you pick up any bikini you find? But fine, I’ll look through it. Hopefully it’s there.

[asterchoi-blog]

I pick up any bikini I find because I'm getting paid three thousand dollars to supervise you idiots and if some rich girl whines that her bikini was stolen they're going to immediately point to the lesbian. You can come by my room at any time.

[fixed-change]

[withabadpersona-archive-blog]

Has anyone seen a black bikini top with matching bottoms? I kinda lost it while swimming last night.

[withabadpersona-archive-blog]

[asterchoi-blog]

I have an entire bag of bikinis I found on the beach back in my hotel room. You're welcome to look through it.

[lovepandus]

[cameron-raab-blog]

Normally it’s not this much of a pig sty. I run a tight cleaning schedule and the boys know that. I suppose I’ll just get the pledges to clean up. 

[asterchoi-blog]

A cleaning schedule? That's a thing? Yes. Make the pledges clean up. Not me. Don't make me clean.

[cameron-raab-blog]

No one is fucking leaving on this trip until I find out why my Frat house is in the state it’s in.

[asterchoi-blog]

It's a mess because it's a frat. I mean, what else did you expect from spoilt, rich boys? Either way, I'm not helping you clean up.

[asterchoi-blog]

@rebelnat: Did you punch the person in the nose?

@rebelnat: I would have.

@aster_choi: Of course not, Natasha.

@aster_choi: I just gave him the 'extra small' ones I had...

[asterchoi-blog]

@aster_choi: Did an 18 year old just wink at me after asking me how to put on a condom?

@aster_choi: I'm an occassional sex educator, not a sex worker...