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(20s, she/her) like the moon over / the day, my genius and brawn / are lost on these fools ~haiku

[k-eke]

This.

But now bouncy.

[wildzero]

computer. reptile. nine inch nails. max volume. kill anything that moves

[bouncy2004toyotayaris]

made this a transparent gif because im in love

[eebie]

[dizzyghoast]

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

[bloodclotbitch]

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[crabussy]

your revulva....

[snoopylovessoup]

[theoracleofkwangya-deactivated2]

[juniepuppie]

who the fuck is emailing me

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[gameclam]

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[capacity2]

a question for you

Lay it on me mister fuckinyouhard0989

[capacity2]

He’s so shy he died

[capacity2]

We could’ve had something beautiful together but everbody leaves me

[64mpg]

[64mpg]

my meds are ketchup and fork water

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's time to take your ketchup and fork water

[contemptible-scoundrel]

he was just a fucking noob... he had the whole match ahead of him... HE WAS JUST A FUCKING NOOB!!!

[weepingchoir]

This isn’t fucking funny. My father was torn to pieces in the noob wars by a silver rank landmine

[contemptible-scoundrel]

how does your dad being reduced to freelo protect our guild