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(20s, she/her) like the moon over / the day, my genius and brawn / are lost on these fools ~haiku

[k-eke]

This.

But now bouncy.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[dragirlinstall]

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

[evilvillain123456789]

I am going to fuck this cartoon character . (pulls lever, machinery begins powering on)

[self-mortification]

My OCs

[creamycuppy]

we accidentally got Marlo Brandon for this movie instead of Marlon Brando we just wasted 7 million dollars on Marlo Brandon we are so fucking fucked i cannot properly communicate to you how fucking fucked this whole production just became

[hardwrench]

i would look up goblin porn at work to protect my family

[xrd]

*does this to you*

[xrd]

Frankly beautiful way of phrasing it

[lierabee]

awawa

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[crabussy]

We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warrenty.

reach me??? what. with your yucky fingers??? you gonna touch me? gonna toching me? ☝️ don't

[weevil-mastermind]

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

[vintar]

[hypersensationalism]

they really need to rename taco bell diablo sauce to pussy faggot weenie sauce

[hypersensationalism]

in america there is no word for spicy. our glorious supreme leader biden joe-il outlawed all peppers because red is a communist color. those who tried to tell him peppers could come in yellow and green were sent to state labor camps and soon beheaded. there is only one restaurant we are allowed to visit, as all mexican restaurants were forced to close down and replaced with the state-sanctioned Taco Bell. please, we ask of xi jinping to please send troops and liberate the american people

[videolottery]

I’m chained up in a basement and tortured + bleeding but I’m not an emaciated little twink so no one even cared enough to jack off to it

[romehbo]

[shegayonmygirl]

followjob from a girl with huge mutuals

[rathayibacter]

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet