[great-quotes]

Bong hit transplant MORE COOL QUOTES!

[femboy-c-cups]

in 2040 a socially conservative but fiscally liberal college student from Idaho is going to kill ryan reynolds (and several bystanders) at a movie premiere for making it appropriate to bring up in deadpool in normal conversation.

Later it would turn out his intended target was chappell roan but she wasn't there because she's a musician and not an actor and he quickly pivoted to ryan because seeing him there reminded him of the time his transgender roommate showed him a (now retro) clip of northernlion where he calls it "gaybaiting" that deadpool always jokes about how hot hugh jackman is without their characters ever actually fucking.

[tweakersofreddit]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

[logic-of-posts]

𝔻 of x = "All people."

𝔻 of y = "All people."

P(α) = "α is a pro."

N(α) = "α is a noob."

D(α,β) = "α is dating β."

S(α,β) = "α and β have a problematic skill gap."

∀x(∀y((P(x)∧N(y)∧D(x,y))→S(x,y)))

Minimized equivalent:

∀x(∀y((P(x)∧N(y)∧D(x,y))→S(x,y)))

[frankiedotbiz]

[bruno-stroszek]

This is without a doubt one of my favorite items: ‘My Dinner With Andre’ action figures. What you can do, which is so cute, is you can re-enact the whole scene where the two guys talk to each other and say, you know, “Boy i’m sure glad you found a good restaurant, it’s so hard these days to get in. Who do you know?”    "Oh i just called, made a call spur of the moment"   “Oh you you can always get a reservation”. That’s not from the movie but you can make up your own dialogue which is one of the great things about action figures.

[wildzero]

bro are you a hall monitor? you legally have to tell me if youre a hall monitor

[familyguysimpsons]

jester and the whole world jesters with you. goon and you goon alone

[familyguysimpsons]

turning my smell-o-vision straight to the armpit channel

[manicpixievamipre]

illustration of satan from devilman (1999)

artist: takeshi obata

[scarletafterglow]

angel gregg in the style of 2010s tumblr smoking aesthetic edits

[trajectoryindecline]

INDUSTRIAL ESTATE PLAN PART 2

• einstürzende neubauten warehouse

• uboa transgender clinic

• scraping foetus off the wheel abortion clinic

• throbbing gristle burger joint

• thighpaulsandra prison

• psychic tv dungeon

• swans park & pond

• boyd rice prison

• prurient electronics store

• nurse with wound hospital

• whitehouse assisted suicide

• current 93 antique store

• chemlab chemistry lab

• merzbow AI data centre

• pharmakon pharmacy

• death grips rage room

• xiu xiu gym

[mariokart8wiiu]

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had the Wii U gamepad. We had firehopping. We had everything we needed and it all ran like DS Tick-Tock Clockwork. You could have shut your mouth, kept the servers up, and made as good as a game as you could have ever needed. It was perfect! But no! You just had to blow it up. YOU. And your deluxe edition and your booster course pass. You just had to be the man! If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now.

[notvoid]

[transfem-monarchist-laura-rolla]

[officialpenisenvy]

clavicular = the protagonist of our tale. a frail man desperately clinging to the semblance of virile strength given to him by his looks but understood by most and even by his loyal followers to be a pathetic and clownish figure

almost caught a career-ending cortisol spike = almost had an anxiety attack that could've ruined his career and reputation as a streamer

after a larpmaxxed stacy = after a woman just as desperately pretending to be gorgeous and confident

tried jesterfying him on stream = attempted to make him into an object of ridicule in front of his live audience as he streamed

by calling him a good boy = by calling him a good boy (this is supposed to be sexually emasculating)

while he was mid-mog = while he was in the middle of winning a contest of unbothered masculinity

between 2 low-tier normies = between himself and two other young men less concerned with projecting an ill-conceived ideal of virility

at ASU = at arizona state university in fair tempe where we lay our scene

[ireniggg]

... Basically what I'm saying is I've got a Tom Brady side...