SENTENCE MEME ⟶ FLEABAG / 2.05
always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
‘i thought i wouldn’t see you again unless you were in trouble.’
[cheerfully] ‘i am in trouble!’
‘isn’t he great? he’s so great! he’s funny, he makes jokes…’
‘i’ve got a big case tomorrow.’
‘he’s a little bit controlling.’
‘i’m just going to go for a shit.’
‘actually… you wanna go and have sex?’
‘he’s really good at it.’
‘i’m not going to be sick.’
‘i can at least take the bassoon.’
‘i am perfectly balanced, thank you.’
‘well, at least someone’s having fun.’
‘are you going to be sick?’
‘i’ve got a serious appointment later, i can’t miss it.’
‘i don’t need you! …to do anything, thank you.’
‘just some water or gin would be lovely.’
‘our lovely friend has just dropped round.’
‘you all right? you look horrendous!’
‘they’re being painted? isn’t that fun?’
‘i’ve been called away this weekend.’
‘he’s in a bit of a state, to be honest.’
‘oh, this is going to be spectacular.’
‘family first! always family first.’
‘we’ll sort something out.’
‘thank you so much for your understanding.’
‘what a… CUNT. WHAT A CUNT.’
‘well, that solves that problem.’
‘jesus! hoe long were you there!?’
‘you can’t just cancel a wedding.’
‘i don’t think you do know what i’m going to say!’
‘i mean that… with the greatest of compliments.’
‘are you okay? you look like something bad’s happened.’
‘i thought i was looking jolly.’
‘i’ve been offered a new job.’
‘i just wanted to say goodbye. and give you this.’
‘it’s my sister, she’s a bit mental.’
‘where are you? do you need me to come?’
‘i fucked it up. i fucked everything up.’
‘just tell me where you are.’
‘it’s not okay! i’m going to lose my job!’
‘he gave me champagne before he ruined my life. that’s how they get you.’
‘is this what you ask for?’
‘that is exactly what she asked for.’
‘i’ve got two important meetings and i look like a pencil.’
‘no! don’t blame me for your bad choices.’
‘it pays your fucking bills.’
‘if you want to change your life, change your life.’
‘have you got any cigarettes?’
‘thank you for being there.’
‘shame you didn’t get to keep that doctor.’
‘i haven’t even asked you how you are!?’
‘i’m sure it’s very complicated.’
‘you’re a genius. you’re my fucking hero.’
‘i have to take my step-son his bassoon.’
‘i don’t want to get in the way of your family day.’
‘honestly, i’ve had such a day with it.’
‘well, that was exhausting.’
‘i will be back, though.’
‘you have a visitor. he said he knew you, so i let him wait in there.’
‘pleasure doing business with you.’
‘he’s going to make a bassoon joke.’
‘is that a bassoon in your hand or are you just pleased to see me?’
‘would you say that to your son?’
‘he’s never pleased to see me.’
‘oh right, because if i was walking towards you with an amputated dick in my hand you’d think i was horny.’
‘i certainly wouldn’t put it past you to chop a dick off.’
‘please don’t hurt the guinea pig.’
‘i would never hurt the guinea pig.’
‘aren’t you supposed to be getting me arrested or something.’
‘you are the problem, you know that?’
‘you are the problem in my perfect, awful life.’
‘i haven’t seen you in a year.’
‘don’t let her leave me.’
‘i hope she doesn’t come home tonight.’
‘i will take you down, fucker.’
‘you better start sleeping with a lawyer!’
‘i’m already sleeping with a lawyer!’
‘your sister game me your address.’
‘i’ve only got underwear under this coat.’
‘i want to keep a clear head.’
‘i can’t let them down like that.’
‘apparently no one else will wear the outfit.’
‘i sacrificed a lot for this life, you know.’
‘do you want to get that.’
‘i don’t like opening the door to people i don’t know.’
‘i’m hoping he’s having an emotional crisis.’
‘you’re the best sex i’ve ever had.’
‘honestly you… you made me cum nine times.’
‘i can’t be physical with you.’
‘what, we can’t even wrestle?’
‘they don’t burst into flames, you know. i googled it.’
‘i can’t have sex with you because i’ll fall in love with you.’
‘if i fall in love with you i won’t burst into flames, but my life will be fucked.’
‘we’re going to have sex.’
‘for fucks sakes! stop that!’
‘we’re going to have sex, aren’t we?’
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