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[asteritz]

♡♡carrd♡♡

[kuyashiz]

Idk UGHHHHHHH

[shanuraru]

you cant win a game if youre not willing to play

[mousegirlheart]

[mousegirlheart]

[adventures-in-mimesis]

this format is fucking horrifying

[mousegirlheart]

[shrewdbunny-art]

[samimarkart]

Grounded Flight

2024, decolorant screenprint on quilted cotton

[laserwalnut]

PUPPIES!!!

[glacier--freeze]

[ID: Nine matching drawings of Minecraft wolves in different fur colors, poses, and background colors. They're drawn in an angular, cartoonish style. End description.]

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

[yassmines]

this literally made me laugh so hard it shooke my BRAIN

[yassmines]

god DAM babey u done stop me in m TRACKS i can smell ur dam FEET from HHHHHHH EEEEEEHEEEHOOHOOO i can smell ur dam FEET from HERE well look me n the patnurs goin down to the levi tpack some LIPS maybe go mudridin how bouchune y HHHHHHHHHHHH fat ass friend hop ina HHHHHHHHHHHHH 😂😂 hop inthe backs HH HHH HHH HEEEEEEE

[tajrishgp]

taught my little brother to replace "im gonna kill myself" with "im killing a hostage" and it was a success #oldestsiblingwisdom

[beivfac2]

do you guys see my vision??

[tvuniverse]

SEVERANCE Dylan G. and Gretchen G. -> 2x03 Who is Alive?

[beneathsilverstars]

for a short period of time my daughter hated jerma and would complain whenever she walked into the room to find him on the tv, but now she is five and a half years old and she loves him, "because he says 'what the fuck'".

[beneathsilverstars]

me: And if someone doesn’t want to hear him say swear words, they can just not watch Jerma. But if someone doesn’t want to hear swear words at school, they can’t just leave school about it, so that’s why we don’t swear in public places like school, only at home. There are some people who don’t ever want to hear swear words, like grandma and grandpa.

my kid: *nods*

my kid:

my kid: i don’t like that grandma and grandpa believe in a god

[p-papiru]

[mirage--saloon]

Sand siblings they can never make me hate you.....

[holly-warbs]

Sequences from my finished animation. Inspired by a dog named Teacake.

[warden-anders]

the way that irving and helly's body language INSTANTLY switched from conflict to comfort as soon as helena switched out was INSANE. he cradled her so fiercely AND SHE CLUNG BACK. irving knew he wasnt going to come back from that, but helly was worth more to him than his life was at that point. all she knows is that she's cold and wet and that irving was there, and of course irving wouldnt hurt her, so she embraces him back! anyway they love each other theyre family and i need to bite something