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sunsbleeding

HANDS SPEAK SECRETS (acrylic on paper) https://www.instagram.com/sunlightafterdark/?hl=en

cheaphalloweencostume

why did my mom end this text with a wink

kibumkim

she’s the prowler

marisatomay

owlet

hate to repost but the bde that is sheerly radiating out of this picture is just too much

snowflakeeel

- @jistring

wizzardbaby

PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK

AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK

chickenwhite

WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE

AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE

your-mouths-a-constellation

WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF

AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH

lennythereviewer

WHEN IT JUMPS FROM THE MUCK

AND YOU SCREAM “WHAT THE FUCK!?”

izhunny

I. I didn’t know I needed this.

infinitemachine

Everyone, this is it. My favorite pun. Right here.

maulgoths

you know what F*CK gender norms

i’m going to jupiter to get more stupider

takemetosnurch

*grabs hand* No, we’re going to jupiter to get more stupider

maulgoths

pussypopcorn

girls night

sexhaver

broke: only slash three tires because if you slash all four then insurance will cover it but they won’t cover three (this is literally not true btw and could serve to establish in court that you were slashing their tires to cause maximum financial damage as opposed to an emotional rage)

woke: slash all four tires because fuck em

bespoke: slash two tires diagonally opposite from each other. nobody has more than one spare, it’s impossible to get up on jacks, and trying to drive it will destroy the undercarriage as it rocks back and forth and slams into the ground

true ending: don’t fucking slash tires because they’re under insane amounts of pressure and putting a knife between yourself and an exploding tire is a bad idea. just get a pair of clippers and cut the valve stem to cause an unfixable leak like a normal person

transwrongs

now why would u think my gay ass knows what a valve stem is…?

sexhaver

this fucker right here

themmfatale

circumcision

mistandsundews

speak not of rare pepes when you can have

pepe pig

sodomymcscurvylegs

NPC in Video Game: *Gossips about another NPC* Me:

ufco

snack-rat

Who knew color-inverted molten glass could inspire some headcanons about a vore OC’s guts

ufco

this is the worst thing anyone’s put on any of my posts.

vintagesaltbackup

pettydavis

i am DELETING twitter

pettydavis

studthismuffin

marvelgifs

the-hockey-werewolf

This turned me gay

nico-incognito

Being reminded of this as a queer adult is so wild because you realize some very overt shit. Like, Bobby emits ice from his whole body. Grabbing the bottle was enough! In fact, he didn’t even have to grab the bottle, a simple poke would have worked or he could have shot ice from a distant. Him blowing on this bottle was 3000% overt flirting and honestly the gayest thing I’ve probably ever seen a mutant use their powers for and Wolverine was here for it all and no one will tell me differently.