OwO What's this?

🔞 blythe/aster 💜 28 🍰 gay enby 🎀 they/them 🌸 casual Vartist uwu 🧁 pfp by @bunnilie 🐰

[astersugar]

NEW URL!

hewwo everynyan im changing my username!!

old url: hungryhungryhobbits

new url: astersugar

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[astersugar]

i'm moving in a few days! i have a bunch of stuff listed on my mercari, please check it out! i'm also making custom crafted items to help fund my move! DM me or reply if you're interested!

if you want to help support me without buying something, my cash app is astersugar. any amount helps!!!

[astersugar]

i'm moving in a few days! i have a bunch of stuff listed on my mercari, please check it out! i'm also making custom crafted items to help fund my move! DM me or reply if you're interested!

if you want to help support me without buying something, my cash app is astersugar. any amount helps!!!

[puyostim]

strawberry tiramisu brownies

[raysipe1]

Satan Os ; the breakfast cereal for evil people who wanna get off to an evil start

[passionpeachy]

moomin side character

[herssian]

stop drawing for others. don't draw for yourself either. play video games

[juneiper-art]

[gorgynei]

NOOOOO MY ART GOT NUKED

[gorgynei]

poetic, really.

[pincushionsoup]

[goddamnshinyrock]

my parents visited today and their latest item of ‘what people you knew in school are up to lately’ gossip was about the absolutely BONKERS thing they’re trying to talk their friend out of doing to her daughter. I’m still in shock tbh

[goddamnshinyrock]

Their friend is helping her daughter’s boyfriend’s mom to throw a 200-guest surprise engagement party for her daughter and her daughter’s boyfriend. The daughter and the bf are not engaged. Neither of them have even discussed planning to get engaged with their respective mothers. The moms are going to surprise the bf with his late grandmother’s ring at the party and tell him it’s time to propose to his gf. In front of 200 friends and family members. Just an absolute nightmare scenario.

[goddamnshinyrock]

Oh the kicker is that the pretense they’re inviting people under is that it’s a surprise “congrats on passing the bar” party for the bf. A thing he is currently stressing about having to take for the second time and may not pass. So it may turn into a 200-person surprise “sorry you failed to pass the bar for the second time, here’s your grandma’s ring, go propose anyway” party, which is a near-incomprehensible level of public humiliation.

[goddamnshinyrock]

Bf’s mom, whose brainchild this whole thing was, has already rented out an entire waterfront restaurant for the party. In Newport. This is what “more money than sense” looks like in practice.

[astersugar]

☁️💧💖

[daorssor3]

Father Cross and Sister Road

[omtai]

i do love that you can name pets pretty much anything. with children you have to be reasonable but with pets you can just do anything. you can name your tortoise panopticon

[trufflesmushroom]

I’ve never had a reheading go this horribly before. I’d say I’m pretty good at beheading- I may have broken a neck once or twice, but never any parts I actually liked or intended on keeping, and usually a reheading is the easiest thing, right? Just a little squish and a pop and done, a complete person. But this time it just- it just won’t go back on the body?? Which is incredibly frustrating but also, like, why??

And the funniest thing is, I’m not even swapping a head!! This is a curvy dancer head going onto a curvy dancer body!! They match!! This should have been so simple!! But no, this head’s just flopping around like a limp flaccid idiot and my hands are all red and sore now but the head just isn’t attaching all the way!!

Today I did six beheadings and two other reheadings, and I wanted to get this one attached so I could take a picture, but somehow it just isn’t working!! The head is just getting squished around but isn’t stretching over the neck right!! And I’m way too lazy to go and boil the head just to make the slip easier!! And I don’t wanna keep forcing it cuz I might break something but this is!! So frustrating!!

Like, what could I possibly be doing wrong!! Fuck!!

[trufflesmushroom]

I boiled the head and it popped right onto the neck in like two seconds.

I’m an idiot. Always do things the proper way from the get-go. Saves a lot of wasted time and struggle and ouchy hands.

[trufflesmushroom]

BARBIES. I’M TALKING ABOUT BARBIES. I AM CUSTOMIZING TOYS RIGHT NOW I AM NOT A SERIAL KILLER AND I HAVE NEVER BEHEADED AN ACTUAL REAL LIFE HUMAN BEING OR TRIED TO REATTACH A PERSON’S HEAD BY BOILING IT

[bonelessnerd]

This might be the best creepypasta I’ve ever seen

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[blade-liger-4ever]

@marian-devotee get him sushi six more times, you're at 60k notes.

[marian-devotee]

It's not per 10k notes 💀 it was a one time deal, but I gave him some options for if it hits 100k 😂

[kimberlychapman]

FEED THE ROBOT!!!!!

[misty-eyed-memory]

THE ROBOT MUST BE FED

[blignick]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with low white spotting