Original by @/superman-creampieing-batman
Tagged by @bruce-wayne-enjoyer
Tagging @joekitsu @urk-m @ilovemybruciewayne
(This has been in my draft for a month, so sorry if y'all already did it)
You know him, you love him if you have been sticking around: Bruce Wayne, aka Batman
1. What's your favourite thing about your blorbo?
Does it have to be one thing? Because his morality, his hope and love for humankind, is one of the, if not THE one, reason Batman has always been important to me. I guess it's the neurodivergent strong morals in me. The second is just his vibe, that he is dressed as a bat and crawling in the dark.
2. How did you get fixated on your blorbo?
Batman has always been special to me. I first saw the Justice League and the Batman 2004 cartoons as a small child, and (the latter especially) got a grip on me. There is a zombie episode in the Batman 2004 cartoon that has lived rent free in my head since then. This cartoon was just the perfect gothic and horror vibe while being a kid and superhero show. Since then, even tho I wasn't really into Batman, he has stayed my favorite hero. We also had three Batman action figures that we played with, they were the same mold but with different colors. I wish I could show y'all a picture of them, we could determine which version of his suit he is wearing (one of them was yellow and red, for example, so not the usual Batman colors)
My little sister, with whom I was incredibly close to growing up, got really into the Nolan trilogy, which started a multiple years phase where she was a huge Batman's fan. She really loved the Arkham trilogy (we couldn't play it, she watched the cinematic on youtube) and Jason was her favorite Robin, but she loved Bruce and Batman. We got her all the animated movies, which she had already watched illegally (we never bought dvd of movies we hadn't already watched and loved). And even tho I wasn't a fan like her, Batman was still my hero too, and she would tell me the stories. I remember when she watched Justice League: Doom, she came to me being like "You're not going to believe how the JL treated Batman!" and we trash talked them for a hour. Yeah, Batman is right to have plans in case you turn evil, dumbasses. Good luck without him, losers.
It's only three-ish years ago that he became my blorbo "officially". I had touched WFA and I craved more of the bats, so I finally picked up a comic (didn't have the best experience with Marvel comics growing up, so I was scared). Fandom + remembering how my sister loved him made me read comics with Jason first, which made me realize that the fandom was lying about him, but also it made sense why it was my sister's favorite. The moment I read a comic centered on Batman, on Bruce, really fast I was hooked. It was like coming back home, he was my childhood hero, my favorite hero all my life, and it felt right. The sad thing is that my sister doesn't talk to me anymore at all.
3. What's your blorbo's sexuality?
Unlabeled. A reason for why I feel this way is an interview I saw, on national french tv, of a very famous french comedian, who is past her middle age. This woman was dating another woman at the time (may still be dating her, Idk), and had been dating her for more than a decade if I remember well. She was asked about her sexuality, and she called herself heterosexual, because yes, she is happily with a woman, but she had been with men and is attracted to men too, so it felt wrong to call herself homosexual. This woman, like many people from the same generation as her and older (in 2020, my family doctor asked me if I was into men or women. Immediately escaping explaining asexuality to her, I said both, I was told my depression was confusing me), has no idea about the other labels. It's straight or gay for them, that's the only thing they know. Even some younger folks don't know about the others if they have no queer community around. I did not know any labels and shit until a fucking Harry Potter fanfic in 2017 (funniest shit that JKR hates ace folks and I know what I am because of a hp fanfic. I wouldn't identify as genderqueer without that first step either).
Bruce is of an older generation, so I feel like him not knowing other labels but feeling uncomfortable calling himself straight because he is into some men, but also not calling himself gay because he feels like a liar because he is into women, it fits. As time went on, he may have learned about other labels, but he doesn't feel the need for them, so he doesn’t use them. He is happy as who he is, he doesn't need to categorize it.
4. What's your favourite/ideal romantic ship for blorbo?
To me, Bruce is a huge romantic that will die single, but surrounded with love. He was taught to have a traditional family, to get married to a woman and have biological children with her, but he lost that in the alley. However, he build an unconventional family with his adopted children, his protégés and his friends, he is not less loved in the slightest.
But, for my own enjoyment, I like ship with Bruce where his feelings are complex, where he is a tortured soul. For example, I love Batlantern, but not for the "enemies to lovers" because boring to me and it also isn't their actual relationship, I like it for the "I admire you so much and it hurts me how you broke our trust".
Also, I need them to be pinning for him romantically. I'm too ace for description of sexual attraction and for ship to work or start on it. I also don't think Bruce would, and I think the Batman Bible does agree with me on that. (Bruce doesn't have sex with people he doesn't love romantically, and I can only see him doing so to hurt himself)
5. What's your favourite personal blend of torture to put your blorbo through?
Self-harm, and by that I mean, having him suffer from his inability to put up boundaries about himself, which is the result of his deep self-hatred. Him letting people hurt him because he believes he deserves it, or that it's for the greater good. It's how things have always been, so he let it happen, even if it hurts.
6. Favourite way to comfort blorbo?
His kids. I like to have his kids be insane about him, that's what he gets as comfort. I do not mean them killing for him, I like them with their morals, but I want them to remind me of the orange kitten of the Aristocats when he is imitating a feral cat: teeth and claws out, hissing and spitting.
7. Would you prefer your blorbo to be in a constant state of agony with minimal comfort or in a constant state of comfort with minimal angst
I'm going to pick the option most people will disregard: constant state of comfort with minimal angst. Sorry, he needs a break, and I relate too much to him, I need him to suffer less to feel hope for my own life.
8. How many blorbo's you have collected till date?
I really have no idea. Not that many, I think? I don’t know.
9. What do you think is your blorbo's favourite thing to do?
I don't know if it's his favorite thing to do, but I think he likes sword fighting a lot. From an early age, he liked playing with a sword to be like Zorro. Then, his parents died and he asked for actual lessons to learn to use a sword. And, if I remember well, in the comics, originally, one of his first professors that he bested was a sword master. I think I just want him to use a sword more often.