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popular text posts + ask memes (part two) 

❛ i don’t have time for a relationship. do you know how many books i need to read? ❜ ❛ i think it’s hilarious when people tell me i’m laid back because i’ve pretty uch been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade ❜ ❛ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just… not good ❜ ❛ i’m a piece of shit, but it’s fine ❜ ❛ how i am supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65 ❜ ❛ i’m a huge fan of space; both outer and personal ❜ ❛ and to your left, you can see me, ruining everything ❜ ❛ any full cast musical number can be a solo if you believe hard enough ❜ ❛ kinda hungry, kinda horny, kinda tired, kinda wanna get a tattoo ❜ ❛ no amount of under eye concealer can cover up how tired i am of this world ❜ ❛ i’m ready for autumn, but not autumn responsibilities ❜ ❛ today i’m wearing a lovely shade of i slept like shit so don’t piss me off ❜ ❛ i’m not making enough boys nervous ❜ ❛ i really want my last words to be ‘hey, wanna see a dead body?’ ❜ ❛ don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it? ❜ ❛ i’m always a slut for conspiracy theories ❜ ❛ i wanna make a diss track about myself ❜ ❛ true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch ❜ ❛ i’d be such a good girlfriend/boyfriend/s.o. you’re all missing out ❜ ❛ sorry i was late. i can’t conceptualize time. ❜ ❛ fuck what the aliens said ❜ ❛ sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments ❜  ❛ if outfit repeating was a crime i would be sentenced to life without parole ❜ ❛ does anyone have ten thousand dollars they don’t want? ❜ ❛ i want a sugar daddy, but i know nicki minaj wants me to be independent  ❜ ❛ i stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about ❜ ❛ i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if anyone wants to have a drink or get married ❜ ❛ tbh sometimes you just gotta let me be dramatic because i will get over it, but let me be dramatic first. ❜ ❛ painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk ❜ ❛ if we date, you have to hold my hand in the car. no exceptions. ❜ ❛ in an unfortunate development, i am now awake ❜ ❛ you’re hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you ❜ ❛ kinda hurt, kinda offended, kinda not planning on saying anything about it ❜ ❛ trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary. i do it to myself just fine. ❜ ❛ if you don’t think i’m a princess then you’re 100% right. i’m the fucking queen. ❜ ❛ fuck summer. i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october. ❜ ❛ lana may have fucked her way up to the top, but i am bullshitting my way up to the middle ❜ ❛ i don’t want to get involved in the drama, i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened ❜ ❛ so… do you want to watch 49.7 hours of parks and recreation with me? ❜ ❛ i hit rock bottom like every two weeks ❜ ❛ can someone please be proud of me? like fuck, i’m trying. ❜ ❛ give me a few days to overthink about it ❜ ❛ can i sell my feelings on ebay? i don’t want them anymore. ❜ ❛ i’m really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time ❜ ❛ when does hibernation start because i am 100% participating in that ❜ ❛ don’t you hate it when you wake up and you’re awake ❜ ❛ i lowkey just wanna make sure you’re happy as fuck ❜ ❛ i literally have no idea what i’m gonna do if i don’t end up rich ❜ ❛ you know you’re in deep when you love listening to them talk and you get attached to their voice ❜ ❛ no offense, but when is it my turn for someone to be in love with me ❜ ❛ i’m an asshole with a really big heart ❜ ❛ i have to be funny because being hot is not an option ❜ ❛ can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do ❜ ❛ okay that’s cool, but consider the following: snuggling with me until i fall asleep ❜ ❛ please handle me with care. i am a very sleepy and soft creature. ❜ ❛ drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious, and most importantly, drunk. ❜

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( chemicalerinyes. )

“Lots of things, much of it too complicated for me to explain to you. Science-y stuff and all that. It’s good to see you up and kicking, Roland.” She gave the flopped section of his beret a flick, the fabric settling on the other side of his head. It was weird to see him look different, given his constant regimen when it came to his professional appearance. “You don’t know how long I’ve been wanting to do that.” The same Siren that had guided him and his friends across the Wastes, now in the living flesh. but she didn’t look the same from their last encounter.

He might just need a second, or a few actually. It’s all just a little  overwhelming. In fact, Roland doesn’t even fix his hat, it just sits on the wrong side and feels off. Though a hand does come up to  scrub at his face.  ❛ Uh, thanks. It’s good to be back, it was a little boring just sitting and watching everyone. I guess you’d know how that feels, so it’s good to see you’re doing good. As well. ❜

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rpmemes-galore:

The Walking Dead — Season 1  {Sentence Starters}

“I see a chance to make a new start.”

“You don’t know what it’s like out there. You may think you do but you don’t.”

“That’s a lie. That’s the biggest lie there is.”

“There’s us and the dead. We survive this by pulling together, not apart.”

“This is what takes us down. This is our extinction event.”

“I bet there isn’t a single son of a bitch still listening out there, is there?”

“Man, I’m gonna get shit-faced drunk. Again.”

“Ought to be polite to a man with a gun. Only common sense.” 

“What’s the difference between men and women?”

“Wish I could have done it a month ago, but it took me how long to figure it out.”

“You the new sheriff come riding in to clean up the town?”

“I didn’t behave, I know. I know I’m being punished. I know.”

“I remember my dream now, why I dug the holes.”

“That’s right. You heard me, bitch. You got a problem?”

“Oh, you should’ve seen the look on his face when I punched out his front teeth.”

“Words can be meager things. Sometimes they fall short.”

“Hey, you. Dumbass. Hey, you in the tank. Cozy in there?”

“I can see you make a habit of missing the point.”

“Anybody that gets in the way of that is gonna lose. I’ll give you a moment to think about that. “

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                dug a GRAVE                     for my FAITH                        for my NAME

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( downtheriverstream. )

“H-his name’s Doc. Sommers, he’s got real big hair, part of their archaeology team? Do ya know anyone like that??” He knew he was grasping for straws here, but his father had been really smart, he could have found a way out of the corporation, right?

❛ Alright then. I can’t say the name is too familiar, not off the top of my head. Wasn’t too friendly with too many of the researchers but I can put the word out for you. ❜ A nod, before he pulled out  his ECHO and relayed his message. ❛ So who’s looking? Might be helpful in looking for this Sommers. ❜  

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( startercall | liked by @chemicalerinyes​ )

❛ Angel? ❜ See is believing, right? Yet Roland can’t be sure his eyes aren’t deceiving him right now. Maybe if he just, rubs a gloved hand over his face and waits for his eyes to readjust but no, she still there in front of him.  ❛ What the hell did I miss ?❜

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firstdegreefraud replied to your post: ❛ With mercenary day coming up,  I would just like...

Mine sold me out and betrayed me do I count?

❛ Yes, get over here. We’re going to take dumb photo’s for cards to send to everyone. ❜

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❛ With mercenary day coming up,  I would just like to point out that if anyone had either terrible or no fathers. I am your dad now. ❜

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( downtheriverstream. )

All of Atlas?!

He’d heard rumors (there wasn’t much in the way of global communication out here, especially being indisposed for the last few years), but he hadn’t guessed it was that bad… what on earth happened?

“I see….” A hand came up to play with the Atlas dog tags around his neck. “What- um… what about people that weren’t soldiers? Like doctors, or scientists?”

❛ Same as the rest, I’d wager. ❜ Most of the scientist died with in the first few weeks of being deployed. It wasn’t the best of conditions for them and they simply just weren’t prepared for what the planet had thrown at them.  ❛ A shame really, some of them were good people. Anyone in particular? There’s some Lancemen who might know more, but I doubt it. ❜

[marazhai]

So began the reign of Crimson Dawn of the Superdeath.

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( insanesmarts. )

@asthesoldier​ ♡’d for a STARTER.

    “Ah the holidays. We’re I can lay back and have a cup filled with the best depression of hot coco I can whip up.” She sighed, leaning back in her chair. The warmth from the said cup ascending to her face and sending the smallest smile to her lips. This is where she can reflect and relax in her despair.        With gentle ease she swizzled in the large seat, to face the stairs, all the while her eyes glancing up. Suddenly she spotted the Commander, Roland. The one who saved her from the abuse and torture Jack put her through. He had came a day or two after it had happened, Roland was the one to persuade her to live in the wretched civilized place of Sanctuary. No matter how much she hated this place, Tannis would admit it was a lot better than her original hut. She was more supplied here and her bed was a sleeping bag. It was an actual mattress.

“Roland… what a surprise. Off to kill something to shake the grudge off you?”

No rest for the wicked as they say, the holiday season was  definitely no exception. Well at least for Roland, he had a  list that seemed a mile long of things to do. He had already  given some of the Lancemen the day to spend with any  family they had left, it was the least he could do for them  but there were still some who remained and needed new assignments.  ❛ Tannis, hope I didn’t scare you. ❜A friendly wave as he made his way down the rest of the stairs, coming to rest his back on the railing. ❛ Can’t seem to shake the grudge unfortunately, no matter how I try it seems to be pretty stuck where it is. Got a busy day ahead of you, I take it? ❜   

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[chemicalerinyes]

pyrogoth:

looking through BL2 reblogs again and I’ll just lie down over here now

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( downtheriverstream. )

He’d thought it looked different, though granted it had been several years since he’d seen one… But despite how intimidating this man seemed, he figured this would be a good opportunity to maybe get some answers.

“So… do you know what happened to ‘em? The Crimson Lance, I mean. And… well, all of ATLAS?”

❛ Crimson Lance? It’s a mixed bag, some bandits others joined up with the Crimson Raiders, the rest died with the rest of Atlas. ❜ Strange, Roland thought it was common knowledge for pretty  much everyone on Pandora. Unless he was living under a rock or had just came to the planet. 

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( starter call | liked by jackfromthegrave. )

There couldn’t be too many left after this one, no matter  how endless the loaders seemed to be. It was just something Roland had to repeat to himself, even if his bruises would  sprout bruised, he wouldn’t let himself be beaten. After  knocking the loader to the ground and dodging the sparks  that flew off, he grabbed a hold of his ECHO. His head lifted to the sky, symbolically of course because there was no way that his message could actually reach the ears it needed to be just shouting at the sky.  ❛ You’re just going to have to do a lot better than that, Jack.❜