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forgotten confession..
Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)
so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........
Hanfu and Motorcycle
2018- Kawasaki Ninja 400
you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping
Our home security system is being updated today, and the guy in charge is just peak Gen Z, no professional fucks given vibe and it's hysterical.
"I mean, I'm supposed to recommend stuff, like you should probably put a sensor on that window too, but like, that's really a you decision. I just have to say this stuff out loud so I don't get sued if you get broken into."
"So, like, just to clarify, you don't want the cameras, right? Only I need to make sure because sometimes people say no on the phone, and then when I'm leaving, they ask me why I haven't installed the cameras yet, and I'm just like, that's a you problem, I'm going home."
*leaning around the corner of my office to talk to me* "Hey, do you know where [Mothman] went? Actually, never mind, you're probably the detail-oriented one. I can tell by the *gestures at my candy-floss-colored goth office* whatever this is.
So like, the new alarm panel is smaller than the old one, and the old one pulled off some of the paint, I can try to hide it, but it won't be perfect... You don't care? Sweet. I'm always ready for people to yell at me."
"Hey, so I need to test the smoke alarm before we put it up, but I don't want to frighten your little dog. I'll try to muffle it, but you might want to hold her." *clutching the alarm to his abdomen like Steve Rogers falling on a grenade* "I'm sorry little dog, I'm so sorry."
But was Little Dog frightened??
She was, but she was also very brave and got a treat.
[ you meet god and she is mostly dead fish. ]
a comic based on this post:
You meet god and she's mostly dead fish. You ask her why and she says most of the world is dead fish, and she's made herself to appeal to th
oh my god @writing-is-a-martial-art have you seen this??? I mean I'm sure you have but I still want to show it to you
one of my personal favorite dichotomies in atla is how iroh, once the top strategist and highest-ranking general of the fire nation, now directs all his energy and considerable tactical experience towards attempting to keep his teenage nephew from throwing himself into life-threatening situations AND IROH REGULARLY FAILS TO PREVENT HIM FROM DOING SO.
he lead a six-hundred day siege and now iroh can’t keep up with a sixteen-year-old armed with two swords and a passionate deathwish. zuko’s motto is “act first, think never” and he’s running rings around his uncle. it’s like!!! who’s gonna come out on top, iroh’s west point education vs. zuko’s deep and abiding commitment to always choosing the stupidest possible course of action, and zuko manages to win every single time
y'all are straight up EVISCERATING that boy in the tags
Naruto fans: Kakashi always favored Sasuke over Naruto.
Meanwhile Kakashi and Naruto:
I love how Kakashi was always trying to make sure that Naruto is eating his veggies
I can't get over how Sasuke is looking at them here, lmao 😂
Part 2, for Sakura
🥺 they just,,, widdle guys :(((
this week on: is it girlbossing or divine intervention- i have skipped class for two weeks. come back to the thiccest exam of my life. i walk out of class with a B. does this bode well for my undeserved ego?? perhaps not. will the kidney stones/cold/period god sent down on me simultaneously stop me?? hm. no. did not work. try harder. i am Thriving
I got sent an ask and whoever you were I am sorry I pressed send way too early. This post is for you if you ever see this blog again
It takes me anywhere from 2 days to about 3 months to make a book! I am a very bad procrastinator. Wild took me about a week start to finish, and Far from the Tree (the first version, not the one I posted here) took me 2 months. The actual process of making the book is only about 2 days but most of that is drying time for the glue, or pressing time for the textblock. The longest part of the process for me is designing the text for the inside and deciding what colours I want it to be/what I want the title to look like
Binding resources
For typesetting, armoredsuperheavy’s how to make a book doc was invaluable! I just use word to typeset because it’s what I have. Omfgreylo also has really great tutorials and they’re all available on her patreon.
For videos and actually making a book, I really like DAS Bookbinding. He does really in-depth stuff, and it’s great seeing the history of bookbinding and how things have changed/stayed the same. I also have used Sealemon’s vids! They’re really accessible, and I found they definitely took some of the stress out of it when I was first starting out. The books I’ve done on this blog have all been casebound books bar reverb sound, but I am trying to branch out lol
Do not use Discord to seek an abortion. Discord willingly hands out user data to the cops.
Use Signal to communicate for seeking an abortion, they use double ended encryption
This is legitimately the fucking funniest star wars post I have ever seen. Thank you for this.
If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter
my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m
scum villain is a greek tragedy disguised as a regular tragedy disguised as a comedy disguised as a danmei
this is going to be long, and this is only PART ONE.
a.k.a, Analysing the plot of Scum Villain’s Self Saving System through Aristotle’s Poetics, because I Have Mental Issues
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