Don't Fuck With The Stars

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[astprobably-blog]

signs as animation movies

Aries: Coraline

Taurus: Ratatouille

Gemini: Monsters, Inc.

Cancer: Toy Story

Leo: The Lion King

Virgo: Frankenweenie

Libra: Mary and Max

Scorpio: Corpse Bride

Sagittarius: Up

Capricorn: Despicable Me

Aquarius: Fantastic Mr. Fox

Pisces: My Neighbor Totoro

[astprobably-blog]

Quotes for the Signs

Aries : "She's the girl with a fairytale face but her mouth screams like a wolf's"

Taurus : "Her eyes weren't as beautiful as the stars, her eyes were as beautiful as her heart"

Gemini : "I feel like I'm living in this constant state of too much and not enough, like the days are passing by too fast and too slow and I'm always either overwhelmed or empty"

Cancer : "You have galaxies inside your head, stop letting people tell you you cannot shine"

Leo : "She needed a hero so that's what she became"

Virgo : "Maybe she was unreadable because she didn't want to be read"

Libra : "I'm almost never serious, and I'm always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I'm like a collection of paradoxes"

Scorpio : "You wake every morning to fight the same demons that left you so tired the night before, and that, my love, is bravery"

Sagittarius : "Before I am your daughter, your sister, your aunt, niece or cousin, I am my own person and I will not set fire to myself to keep you warm"

Capricorn : "But you see there is a graveyard in my mouth, filled with words that have died on my lips"

Aquarius : "Maybe she isn't your sun but she's your moon, appearing in your darkest nights, never too soon"

Pisces : "Her eyes are pure stars, and her fingers, if they touch you, freeze you to the bone"

[zodiac--signs]

The Signs as Fresh Off the Boat Characters

Aries: Steve Chen Taurus: Grandma Huang Gemini: Eddie Cancer: Mitch Leo: Ashley Alexander Virgo: Emery Libra: Evan Scorpio: Walter Sagittarius: Louis Capricorn: Jessica Aquarius: Justin Chen Pisces: Honey

[astprobably-blog]

Dude Idk if you still want Geminis to tell you stuff. But my dad is a gemini and my mom is a scorpio and I look up to their relationship so much. If you're crushing on a Gemini I say don't get too attached or stress them out. I'm also a Gemini and talking to us is stereotypically the way to win our hearts and it's true. Give them a lot of attention and be obvious in flirting because we tend to be oblivious to people really liking us.

Will try my best hahah, thankssss!!! 😁

[astprobably-blog]

first impressions of the signs (use your RISING sign)

Aries: generally loud. opinionated. affectionately calls their friends assholes and probably has drugs. hilarious, but not someone you want to cross.

Taurus: sweet. kind of gossipy but loyal to their friends. tries very hard, somewhat easy to walk over. is crafty and probably likes cooking.

Gemini: fuckin chatterbox. absolute genius, seems to hate everyone. sort of mentally distant. is probably smarter than you.

Cancer: very nice, but changes moods very quickly. hates getting called out or picked on. usually has a well established friend group and eats a lot.

Leo: popular, charismatic. more perceptive than they let on. kind to their friends, but can raise hell if you piss them off. loyal.

Virgo: hardworking, stickler for detail. is in multiple fandoms. can't let topics go in conversation and likes colored skinny jeans. most likely has dimples.

Libra: queen bee. social, flighty, and talkative. great at making people feel special. started saying "swag" and "yolo" ironically and can't stop.

Scorpio: closed book. expressive eyes. is outgoing but somehow not quite part of things. best resting bitch face, eye rolls 5ever.

Sagittarius: energetic, friendly. the nicest asshole ever. walks with confidence. brutally honest but only if you ask for it. protective of their friends.

Capricorn: quiet and reserved but can be silly with friends. lame puns all the way. likes money and power. sometimes plays the victim too much.

Aquarius: really fuckin weird, like they don't even act weird it just radiates off of them. detached and bored-looking. talks fast or mumbles. are usually hardcore weebs. definitely smarter than you. 10/10 could kick your ass.

Pisces: quiet, dreamy. stares at people a lot, seems to look through people. tries a little too hard to be funny sometimes. acts like an asshole even though deep inside they are fluffy bunnies. makes people feel special, like Libra.

[astrologyexplained]

Reasons that the Signs get into Arguments

Aries - Someone told them they were wrong.

Taurus - They were feeling used or betrayed.

Gemini - They decided to play devil’s advocate.

Cancer - They were forced outside their comfort zone.

Leo - They felt that their character was questioned.

Virgo - Someone expressed an opinion they didn’t agree with.

Libra - They saw something they thought was unfair.

Scorpio - They wanted to rile up their opponent.

Sagittarius - They heard a lie.

Capricorn - Someone was keeping them from their goal.

Aquarius - They were feeling misrepresented or misunderstood.

Pisces - Someone hurt their feelings.

**These can be your Sun or Mars sign.

[zodiacale]

Beauty Sleepers vs. All Nighters

Beauty Sleepers: Taurus, Leo, Libra, Virgo, Gemini, Pisces All Nighters: Scorpio, Aquarius, Aries, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Cancer

[zodiacale]

Trying to convince an earth sign of something is like trying to convince a clock to run backwards.

[astrolovecosmos]

Have you ever befriended or date a sign that was technically “incompatible”?

[astprobably-blog]

YES

[starseedastrology]

Libra wants it all. The admiration, acceptance, jealousy and acknowledgement of others. They want everyone in the right place. But as much as it seems they are doing it to affect others, they are doing it to affect themselves too. They need constant reassurance that things are working well around them or they may crumble into a nightmare.

They want order because their mind is in disorder.

[starseedastrology]

Aquarius might seem like they love to surprise people. But in all truth, they don’t try to- that’s just how they are and always will be. They do things mostly to impress themselves, not so much others. Other people’s reactions, good or bad, wont actually affect them.

[starseedastrology]

Aries has a fire that can be steady and warming, wild and hellish or banked but ready at the smallest added fuel. If you try to put it out, you will only make it bigger, so either sit there and stay warm or piss it off and get burned.

[starseedastrology]

Gemini will always be happy to listen to your creative thoughts and answer your random questions, but will, by default, disappear when they are expected to stick around for something strictly personal. They find diving off a plane less daring than committing to emotional needs.

[starseedastrology]

Sagittarius can go from deep sadness to the highest happiness in an instance. And while this gives them an advantage dealing with bad situations, it can confuse others and make them a hard person to keep up with.

This is why they often keep their inner feelings to themselves.

[starseedastrology]

Capricorn tends to add a melancholy vibe to everything. This is the way they have learned everything to be. But when they see a light worth walking towards, they will do it most determinedly and they will get there before anyone else.

[starseedastrology]

Scorpio is either very passionate about something; passionate love, passionate interest, passionate hate, or they simply just don’t give a shit at all.

[astprobably-blog]

I am a Gemini myself and I just want to frankly say that I love when people give me attention JUST GIVE US ATTENTION because personally I have an ego and don't like it hurt with ignoring me! Especially scorpios they always ignore !!!!!! are you a scorpio?

Hahahaha will do and yes I’m a scorpio 🙈🙈🙈 but promise will give the Gemini attention!!! Hahaha