Well? Laugh.

alyssa / 文婷

[sofyasemyonovna]

trying to create a plan to fix your whole life while sitting in fetal position in the shower

[doggosource]

studious 

[doggosource]

thinkin

[baebyaga]

[andrew-yakson]

[applejoose1]

[chipsprites]

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

2024. your alex (alexa has been made gender neutral) wakes you up with an alarm at 5:30.... you thought you didn't need to wake up until 7, but your work's schedule app shows that the scheduling ai changed the schedule overnight, following the termination of your coworker brandyn, and your alarm was automatically adjusted. you feel like shit. "alex," you say, "i need to call in. i feel horrible..." you hold still as alex's camera scans you and they analyze your appearance for signs of illness. "you appear to be feeling fine," they say, "are you sure you want me to go ahead with that request?" you grimace.... you're exhausted. you steel yourself for whatever consequences are to come.... "yes," you say. "alright," says alex, "i'm submitting your request now." your phone buzzes on your wrist - the request has been received. a second notification. you've been terminated for falsifying a sick day request. a third - this one is from the property management company that owns your apartment - after receiving notice of your termination, the leasing ai has elected to evict you. within 24 hours, your smart home security will no longer recognize you as a resident. alex starts to count down

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

BTW you are not working for some kind of orwellian megacorp you are working at a little coffeeshop owned by a pleasant blonde woman who uses the scheduling app because its convenient and your apartment complex is a small one with only 10 units and the office staff is friendly but they dont really make the decisions and things are so normal you can convince yourself that things are normal and pleasant and everything is so convenient

[retrogamingblog2]

[doggosource]

the_white_yuki

[krakenfinsoup]

kirby and dedede

[boymiffy]

when i find a song i like i wring it dry like an old housemaid with a wet white shirt i literally squeeze the life out of it

[virginiewoolf]

“…because grief can taste of sugar if you run your tongue along the right edge,”

— Hieu Minh Nguyen, from Not Here

[themakeupbrush]

Tory Burch S/S 2020

[rotblut]

Untie me, you moron. JUNG HO YEON as Kang Sae Byeok “No. 067” in SQUID GAME (2021) — Dir. Hwang Dong Hyuk

[tedemmons]

Shot by Ted Emmons with Tiffany Meia

Hair: Paul Desmarre

Mua: Dana Delaney

[distantvoices]

Adwoa Aboah By Georgia Tal For ODDA Magazine SS19

[somanyjacks]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.

[jca-archive]

Chul Moon, from JCA Annual 5 (1984)