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jojorice

Prickly wet cat turned into a pampered cat 🐱🥰

jojorice

"Open wide~" 💚✨

Happy maid day!! This was a lot of fun to draw...next time I'll draw ratio in a maid outfit too!! ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧

jojorice

demon!aven x priest!ratio au! 😈💞

w-what if aven was a high ranking demon that starts regularly visiting ratio after a strange first encounter and they make a contract with ratio's soul on the line and- *blurts out 10k fic*

jojorice

Happy Halloween!! 🎃👻 (It's dao shi aven w/ his hubby jiangshi, ratio 📿)

A daoshi is a dao priest that uses yellow talismans to control jiangshi (chinese hopping vampires) in chinese folklore! I've been playing a lot of chinese ghost puzzle games recently...they've got me in a chokehold l o l

jojorice

Merry (late) Xmas!! ⛄💗

eliounora

learn your ways

hood-ex

endortbc

This is based on the idea that for both Dwarves and Elves, braiding has a special meaning, and it is something shared between those who love and trust each other.

I imagine they got married soon after the war. Later, Legolas moved to Ithilien and Gimli to Aglarond, but they found ways to get together. This is when they got a chance to reunite and braided each other’s hair.

Kindred.

nordreys

important emails about serious business, the erinna and audrey hour

mercy-misrule

god, look at our 2012 ass icons. I can’t believe it’s been this long since our stupid little email exchange.

nordreys

the 14 years later realization that i should and must transcribe this for ease of reading has just hit so here we go

[id: a series of three screenshots of an email thread between erinna @mercy-misrule and audrey @nordreys from 2012 talking about the (at the time) prevalence of gimli being perceived as ugly in legolas/gimli fics.]

[first screenshot:

Erinna to me: i just need fics to stop calling gimli ugly

according to the movie info, gloin’s wife is considered a famous dwarf beauty

i want a fic where gimli is considered the height of dwarven male beauty and other dwarves keep sending legolas rude messages by carrier pigeon for snagging the hot sexy young dwarf for his bride

Audrey to erinna: yes i would read that fic

or when they go traveling, post sauron, and all of the dwarves they meet are like heeeeeeeeeyyy baby what’s shakin

and legolas is just like

what

dang dwarves stop boin total babes and a half]

[second screenshot:

Erinna to me: dwarves: race of pure babes

man, all the dwarves just hitting on Gimli left right and centre and the thing is

Legolas is considered rather ordinary for an elf

he is a lovely personality

but a butterface]

[third screenshot:

Audrey to erinna: AJAHAHAHAHAHA

LEGOLAS THE BUTTERFACE

THRANDUIL WOULD HAVE POUTED FOR FUCKING CENTURIES ABOUT HIS PLAIN LOOKING KID

ALL OF THE OTHER ANCIENT ELVES KEEP GIVING HIM SHIT BECAUSE IT PISSES HIM OFF SO MUCH (BUT IN REALITY THEY DON’T CARE)

i just want 50,000 words of purple prose where legolas is like ‘ah, gimli! do i offend you with my plain looks and unlovely features?’

and gimli is like

‘it’s ok baby, you know i love you for your ability to kill a fuckload of orcs and ride me like a pony’

then they get married and all the dwarven kingdoms weep for the loss of an A+ diamond hard hottie

end id]

kurulover

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

kurulover