Over the past month I’ve been collecting Tommy out-of-context quotes, so I’ve decided to release them into the public. (Oh god)
“Lying is not bad if you do it to make more money”
“Stealing is against the rules, but hear me out... what is a rule”
“See if Technobade adopted me I would be able to be loud past 10 but I would also have to move to California so that’s inconvenient for me”
“Rules are made it be broken... TRUE that’s why murder is a rule!”
“‘I was thinking about slugs last night and how great they are’ said no one ever!!”
“We need more people like him in the world, just kidding his name is Eryn”
“Real men aren’t afraid of death, death is afraid of them.”
“Badboyhalo you remind me of Jesus h. Crist”
“How the fuck do firefighters fight fire with fire? There’s just more fire you stupid idiot.”
“I’m going to start a group called the men, and it’ll just be me and a bunch of women.”
“5000 subs and I will buy G fuel and subsequently die on stream.”
“Children are the youth of society”
“You might be able to tell by my arm, and my subscribers, and how much I play Minecraft. I am extremely weak.”
“I’m about to nea nea this bitch”
“AAAAAHHHHHHH THIS IS WHAT GOD INTENDED”
“I’ve never said anything I mean, however everything I say is still meaningful”
“Once you’ve got the drug dealers, you’ve got the women”
“That wasn’t me it was God, so I guess in some sense it was me”
“I’m going to become a murderer now and it’s your fault”
“Shove it in your eyes and piss on it”
“Only people who are awkward with the law break the law”
“I’ve got a knife, and even though I’m incredibly afraid to use it, I still have it”
“Look at me go! I’m like a quick little girl!”
“Hey guys, don’t actually stab a family of seven”
“Doesn’t pimp sound an awful lot like pink”
“I just don’t give orphans clothes, that’s where I draw the line,”
“Why am I the hyperactive child? Do they not know how much money I make.”
“Now I’m not to up to date with my swears dictionary.”
“They stopped pogging though the pain, now it’s just pain.”
@errornamenotseen-not
