Astridkai

I'm a woman in the way that cereal is a soup [Astrid/Aster/Drywall, 19 - they/he/she] Other Blog: writing-on-drywall

[astridkai]

I got planet zoo the other day, almost immediately got a very over ambitious idea for a zoo, and have since been driving myself insane

[vapolemon]

Watching videos about Planet Zoo is so funny because they're all either "let's build a conservation zoo for endangered animals using the most eco-friendly materials ☺️☺️" OR "welcome back to my zoo of endless suffering, today we will add a torture labyrinth and a murder dungeon so we can feed our guests to lions"

[shroomlet]

alright then

[southsun-stalwart]

Was I the only one who felt like an idiot sandwich while trying to deliver the ingredients Laraib asked for? Σ(〃▽〃٥)

[tumblchorraden]

Each time we go to the Lilly of the Elon:

My husband: Are we still missing an MP in this map?

Me: Yes. It is that MP

Hubby: Oh right. That MP

[bellasauruss]

uhhh yea zoo tycoon sure I'll

[the-actual-ocean]

The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

[goldenretriever-boyfriend]

[sin-djarin]

“I’m too old to—“

WRONG.

You are above ground and breathing.

Do the thing.

[gandalfsbignaturals]

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

[lakevida]

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

[veltroxx]

interesting how leadership can sometimes be unintentional yet influential.

[lakevida]

save it for linkedin brother

[b0nkcreat]

My fucking pringles just blew away in the wind

[b0nkcreat]

if my favorite pringle got swept into the sky never to be seen again i would not be posting about it on tumblr i would be an active suicide risk

[problemgolem]

Did I just hear that right? Someone put Elmer's glue in the ballpit?

[raccoonmilf]

Yes. It wasn’t me though, I was just in the pit when it was found.

[ryn347]

@nailiens peer reviewing this because it sums it up pretty well

[kcggggg]

I collaborated with the Human Artistry Project to make this strip alongside other web cartoonists to make the point that “Stealing isn’t Innovation” when it comes to A.I. usage. It seems to be doing numbers on instagram and elsewhere, so you may also read it here, tumblr.

May the discourse that ensues be long and unhelpful.

[congratulatorycutie]

I wanna sew but I have no sewing stuff…….

[pigswithwings]

I REALLY LIKE BEING TRANSGENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pigswithwings]

I HOPE YOU DO TOO!!!!!!!!!

[pigswithwings]

im so serious though. i think that being transgender is really commonly made into a point of suffering and strife so i just want to say that even though stuff sucks very often, it is really very beautiful to be trans. it is very beautiful to adapt and change and realize things about yourself and change your name and your pronouns and grow into yourself. dare i say it is uniquely gorgeous to be trans. who else can say they have remade themselves in such a way. who else transforms so wonderfully into themselves. its us!!! we're lovely

[astridkai]

Due to evil and unfortunate circumstances, I had to get a new phone. I am being painfully reminded that I am resistant to change

[transfemininomenon]

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

[hometoursandotherstuff]