Dear A Sad Scarlett O’Hara,
We don’t really need to talk about my attraction to her. Fine fuck it. She’s hot. Whatever. Sue me. Does it matter if she is or she isn’t my weakness? I didn’t say Olivia is or isn’t that for me.
That solidifies my alibi. I was with two different women. I didn’t wanna bring Sharon into it. But alibi 101? Make sure you’re seen by a lot of fucking people. I was also at Saints and Sinners for a part of the night too. Said hello to everyone there and with Serena for part of the night. Air tight, Rookie.
Nah, I couldn’t. I could actually let it grow out a little more. Why do you know guys in prison? Are you about to hook up with the prison guy? Did you find love in a hopeless place? Did you call that Prison Love Hotline. I’ll decline.
You can? I don’t believe you not one bit. You and this letter is far from anything that I’d ever seen from an angry person. I mean I’ve never made a friend or hand handled anything civilly but times change.
Wow this is what Angry Astrid looks like?
P.S. That’s what raised tempers look like with you? Thanks I appreciate it.
P.S.S. You need some money back for Pidge? We’re in this together he’s our pet. He got an eye patch? Can he fly correctly…is he going to be carrying the letters to the right place?
You’re initials are so close to J.D.’s in Heathers. But, that’s beside the point- HA! I win. You say that now, but just wait until she’s living with you. Just saying ;)
No, it doesn’t. Sharon proves your alibi with Serena is false. You weren’t just with her that night. In fact, you were only with her during the exact time the man who looks like you description and the woman who fits hers were carrying out Liv’s furniture, so- coincidence, I think not? You’re talking to a woman who plays Mafia and Clue every Thursday night. You can’t pull one over on me, Mr. Dirty Cop.
Debatable. And why can’t I know people? I happen to be a very friendly individual. The better question is why don’t you know more people in prison?
P.s. I will end you. And you’re welcome <3
P.s.s. Yes please! I would! He can and he has been trained to know your address. He should be delivering this letter as a matter of fact.