Astro-nomically Tired

|| Call me Astro/Jay || (he/they) || Bi Transmasc 20 || 🍉Free 🇵🇸 ( pfp is from picrew )

[heartclef]

palestine signs at seoul pride

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[slipping-into-madness]

[twocubes]

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

[leossparkle]

Woke up all soaked, had my bottle, then... oopsie, poopy time 🙈

I squatted down and 'hmpf... *BLOOORT*', then placed a soggy diaper from yesterday on top of the stinky one 😌

After all, why change when I can spend the morning coloring in a super full diaper? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[monochrome-merchant]

HOW WE FEELIN, FARMERS?!

[outromoony]

“you block people over politics” I block people if they say something slightly negative about my favorite fictional character.

[only-cat-memes]

[thingstrumperssay]

Women are getting rid of their Trump supporting partners while they still legally can since they clearly don't give a shit about them or any other woman.

If you're thinking about getting a divorce, you should do it while you still can.

[geocaprican]

[yeta-drewit]

When you have to come out to your lesbian best friend but she already knows.

[depsidase]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm gonna get more bisexual.

I will!! I swear it!!!!

[astro-nomically-tired]

I mean... you don't have to :3 if you don't wanna

[soberscientistlife]

[memeboud-deactivated20241107]

I'm ALL IN on this plan