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Impulsive Alone:

Aries, Sagittarius, Leo, Scorpio

Impuslive With Friends:

Aquarius, Libra, Taurus, Cancer

Doesnt Know What This Impulse You Speak of Is:

Gemini, Pisces, Virgo, Capricorn

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how to know you got the signs sprung

Aries: they put you before themselves and let you take the lead from time to time.

Taurus: they basically start acting like you guys are married.

Gemini: they call you CONSISTENTLY on the phone and talk to you for hours

Cancer: spoils you rotten and they give you endless chances.

Leo: lets you boss them around for a change. brags about you like the sun shines out of your ass to whoever will listen.

Virgo: makes sacrifices for you. they become 100% selfless and submissive.

Libra: will never shut up about you. you’ll be all over their social media and they’ll be constantly taking pictures of you when youre not looking.

Scorpio: obsession. constant “where are you? what are you doing” texts are indicators of it. admits they messed up when they do & apologizes and asks for forgiveness.

Sagittarius: is the first one to talk about your future together. makes it known they want you to be a part of it.

Capricorn: buys you a really expensive gift and introduces you to their parents.

Aquarius: willingly compromises with you. puts their rebellious side on hold and becomes completely selfless and obeys your wishes.

Pisces: goes through hell and back for you 100 times. always forgives you and defends you even if they shouldn’t.

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sits with you on the roof stargazing: cancer, scorpio, capricorn

chills with you on the porch swing: taurus, leo, libra, sagittarius, pisces

goes with you to a clearing in the woods to catch fireflies: aries, gemini, virgo, aquarius

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I want you to want me / Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius I need you to need me / Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio I’d love you to love me / Cancer, Libra, Pisces I’m begging you to beg me / Aries, Leo, Capricorn

The Signs as Pokemon Go teams

Team instinct: Gemini, Libra, Capricorn, Aquarius,

Team mystic: Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Pisces

Team valor: Aries, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius

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a bad bitch like me is going through some emotions rn but that’s ok bc I’m still bad

most to least likely to be a good parent

cancer

aquarius

pisces

libra

aries

virgo

scorpio

capricorn

gemini

leo

taurus

sagittarius

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My god take her internet away

The Signs as Cat Breeds

Aries: Somali Cat

Taurus: Siberian

Gemini: Japanese Bobtail

Cancer: Birman

Leo: Turkish Angora

Virgo: Maine Coon

Libra: Egyptian Mau

Scorpio: Abyssinian

Sagittarius: Bengal

Capricorn: Manx

Aquarius: Siamese

Pisces: Turkish Van

The Signs as Cat Breeds

Aries: Somali Cat

Taurus: Siberian

Gemini: Japanese Bobtail

Cancer: Birman

Leo: Turkish Angora

Virgo: Maine Coon

Libra: Egyptian Mau

Scorpio: Abyssinian

Sagittarius: Bengal

Capricorn: Manx

Aquarius: Siamese

Pisces: Turkish Van

The Signs After School

Aries: Plays video games

Taurus: Has a snack

Gemini: Sits around bored for a while

Cancer: Naps a lot

Leo: Doodles

Virgo: Actually does homework

Libra: Texts their friends

Scorpio: Listens to music and actively hates humanity

Sagittarius: Walks/bikes around the neighborhood

Capricorn: Goes on the Internet

Aquarius: Who knows??

Pisces: Procrastinates like a pro

the signs as things my best friend has said

aries: INSIDE EVERY RUSSIAN WOMAN IS ANOTHER RUSSIAN WOMAN

taurus: I'm the Oreo King

gemini: your favourite Chatty Bitch™ at your service

cancer: just gonna send you pics of cute cats now cause I know you’re still asleep and I feel like that’s the best thing to wake up to. cats.

leo: it’s always best to destroy somebody’s life when your eyeshadow is goals

virgo: I don't say dumb things. I'd say they're ... experimental. perhaps a little bit avant garde

libra: HOW DARE YOU ONLINE SHOP WITHOUT ME

scorpio: what a wonderful day to set myself on fire

sagittarius: what am I doing now? or with my life or in general?

capricorn: I've grown to love pumpkin spice lattes like the basic white bitch that I am

aquarius: stop luring me in with your memes

pisces: you know in movies when they have that moment and dramatically breathe in like ‘life is good" ? well I had that moment earlier but I was like “life is okay” and I almost got hit by a car but it was a nice moment

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Most to Least Likely to Fall in Love Fast

Pisces

Cancer

Libra

Aries

Leo

Gemini

Virgo

Sagittarius

Scorpio

Capricorn

Aquarius

Taurus

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poets born under each sign

aries: robert frost

The best way out is always through.

taurus: william shakespeare

My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground: And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare As any she belied with false compare.

gemini: walt whitman

Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)

cancer: pablo neruda

But wait for me, keep for me your sweetness. I will give you too a rose.

leo: charles bukowski

attend the boxing matches, go to the racetrack, live on luck and skill, get alone, get alone often, and if you can’t sleep alone be careful of the words you speak in your sleep; and ask for no mercy no miracles;

virgo: mary oliver

You do not have to be good. You do not have to walk on your knees For a hundred miles through the desert, repenting.

libra: e.e. cummings

i carry your heart with me(i carry it in my heart)i am never without it(anywhere i go you go,my dear;and whatever is done by only me is your doing,my darling)

scorpio: sylvia plath

I wait and ache. I think I am healing.

sagittarius: emily dickinson

I dwell in possibility.

capricorn: edgar allen poe

Ah, dream too bright to last! Ah, starry Hope, that didst arise But to be overcast! A voice from out the Future cries, “On! on!“—but o'er the Past

aquarius: langston hughes

Hold fast to dreams For if dreams die Life is a broken-winged bird That cannot fly.

pisces: jack kerouac

This transcendental Brilliance Is the better part (of Nothingness I sing)