PluckyChicken

[weloveshortvideos]

[acrosc]

i’m pretty sure that wallpaper of cute dildos is still the best piece of art i have ever created

[acrosc]

hold on it’s super cute i want to share it w u again

just look at these lil fuckers i love them so much

[runcibility]

Oh my god this would make the cutest blanket

[acrosc]

u might be interested to know that this is available on redbubble ❤️

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College Major Stereotypes:

Philosophy:

Art:

Engineering:

Chemistry:

Psychology:

Gender and Sexuality Studies:

Social Work:

Women’s Studies:

Business:

Linguistics:

English:

Computer Science and Engineering:

Theater:

Physics:

Mathematics:

Astronomy:

Environmental Studies:

Biology:

Anthropology:

Sociology:

International Studies:

[dotluvr]

Choaked at Theater

[love-order-chaos-repeat]

Excuse you

History:

[timeywimey-pendragon]

Law

[ohaiitsarielle]

Nursing:

[sherlockbringthejam-deactivated]

MUSIC:

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GEOLOGY:

[sixpenceee]

[pluckychicken]

Michelle woke af.

[missgolikely]

My friend just fucking destroyed her Aunt on Facebook

[theepoetspoet]

OK WHITE GIRL YOU BETTER DRAG AUNT BOOTSIE!!

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Ain’t Bootsie didn’t know she was coming for that drag, but damn if she didn’t get it.

[bifurb]

[hiyokosai0nji-deactivated201401]

ok we had to watch this in chem class

that sexual tension

[fhauvhebsucbejdiak]

that spill was not an accident

[tyleroakley]

So does your lab partner get to watch for the whole 15 minutes?

[pluckychicken]

Nudes?

Cats?

[folie-a-nudes-blog]

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

[iamthedukeofurl]

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

[deluxetoaster]

okay, listen for a sec. We all know the “”“"American”“”“” Harry Potter universe houses are trash for many, many reasons. One of the reasons is that America is too big to have just one wizarding school where there are only 4 houses, right? so I propose that we in MA instead start sorting ourselves into these exclusive New England houses I made up as I wrote this post:

-Dunked Donut (those who are loyal to their ideals, strong-willed and hardworking but susceptible to black-and-white thinking)

-Duck Boat (those with a hunger for life experience, sharp and analytical but also impulsive and desperate for thrills)

-Lobster (those who are blue-blood types with a taste for power and the intelligence to lead effectively but tend to be overzealous and can’t appreciate the subtleties of teamwork)

-Murphy, they’re literally just the Dropkick Murphys we made a whole house for them and none of them even attend the school it’s just in case one of them shows up one day

[lufthexe]

Florida Houses:

-Sunburn -Gator -Pub sub -Gun

[wittyandcharming]

California Houses: -In n Out -Chili Peppers -Redwood -Drought 

[petergatsbygreen]

Tennessee Houses:

-Mountain Dewds -Cowboys without Horses -Drunken Housewifes -Dead Deer Collectors

[loracarol]

Oregon Houses:

- Sasquatch - Dysentary - Hippies - Hipsters

[heyumdonttalktome-deactivated20]

Missouri Houses:

-Tornados -Corn -Suburban Deer -Mosquitos

[bloodyfrank]

New York Houses:

-Bacon, egg, and cheese -Road Rage -Constant Yelling -Pizza

[this-simple-mind]

Nevada Houses:

-Air Conditioning -Stripper Glitter -Chlorine Hair -Indie Band

[threefootroo]

wisconsin houses:

- cheddar - gouda - mozzarella - the green bay packers

[misa-nthropy]

Ohio houses:

- corn corn rotate soy - Hell Is Real - industrial river pollution - buckeyes

[i-will-not-be-caged]

Texas houses:

- piney woods - black gold - cow manure - big hair - Keep Austin Weird

(We need five, because everything’s bigger in Texas)

[pringlesaremydivision]

Illinois houses:

- Cubs - Sox - Bears - Blackhawks

[sameasiteverwas-sameasiteverwas]

D.C. Houses:

-I work on the Hill -Fugazi -Taxation without Representation -Mumbo Sauce

[gonegay]

North Carolina Houses:

-Deer in the road  -Cookout  -HB2  -Tarheel

[glitterpotato]

Virginia houses: - racism as heritage - tobacco field - Richmond smog - nova kids

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Indiana houses: - Southern Pretenders - Cornfields - Colts - Pawnee isn’t Real

[sherryfrajer]

Maryland Houses:

Crab

Utz Chip

Waterbilly

Chessie 

[afunnyfeminist]

New Jersey houses:

- Deep Fried Everything - Pork Roll - Jug handles - Middlesex County Jail

And it’s located on the Newark Bay Extension , because you need a little magic to get through that mess.

[aughtpunk]

Alternative Jersey Houses: * North Jersey * South Jersey * Jersey Shore * I’m like in the middle? Not the exact middle because I’m like south of the Raritan Bridge and I could get to the shore in less than an hour unless traffic is bad wait, do you know where the Freehold Raceway Mall is? I’m by the Freehold Raceway Mall. Yeah! There!

[mixxtapej]

Michigan houses: -Deer -Da Yoop -Faygo -Unending lakes

[eclecticmuses]

Alabama houses:

- Bammer Jammer - Weagle Weagle - Wally World - Lynyrd Skynyrd

[agentverbivore]

Pennsylvania houses:

- Horse Carts - Founding Fathers - The House of Inappropriate Names (with common room passwords such as Blue Balls, Intercourse, and Big Beaver) - Wawa

(and I think that the CA one should be amended to add either the Quinoa or Kale house, just sayin’)

[odin-n-out]

Connecticut houses:

-Taxes -Nutmeg -Rock wall -Subway Sandwich

[nobadresidents]

Louisiana Houses

- Daiquiri Hut

- Rob Perillo

- Mosquito

- Ya Mom and Dem

[221cbakerstreet]

The true north American hogwarts houses are bigfoot, mothman, jersey devil, and the chupacabra and you’ll never convince me otherwise

[werideghosthorses-blog1]

Scully from the other side of the bed: I swear to god Mulder it is 6am

[nayan1]

Who needs expensive equipment, when you have good friends

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

for the angles

[sugafreekatri-deactivated201708]

love it

[pluckychicken]

This is 1000% me when I work a wedding.

[awesome-picz]

This Cat Has The Most Beautiful Eyes Ever.

[lolfactory]

[pardonmewhileipanic]

bad men get trapped in the shame toilet 

[pleatedjeans]

[pallidalunae-deactivated2015072]

Bathe in the blood of your vanquished enemies.

[businesshag-deactivated20160606]

[unentered]

This is the money dog.  Reblog him for good luck!

[lossed]

i reblogged this yesterday and not long after i stumbled across this site and i’ve already been sent $40 via paypal for filling out a few surveys lmao…. ty money dog 🙌🏽🙌🏽 

[dreamst0niteee]

can you please explain what the site is?

[thegoodandthebadtimes]

you can take short quizzes and get paid for completing them! i’ve made $40-90 a day which they send through paypal. also you can get gift cards through the mail which is pretty awesome. sign up here, confirm your email and take quizzes

[pamatarlatusa]

thank you so much because this is actually legit i got paid this morning 

[pluckychicken]

Always reblog the money dog

[thecommonchick]

LMAO I’M DYING 😂😭