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Things to be jealous of...
ARIES: their love life
TAURUS: their calm
GEMINI: their charm
CANCER: their ability to forgive
LEO: their body
VIRGO: their drawing skills
LIBRA: their dressing style
SCORPIO: their sex life
SAGITTARIUS: their travelling experience
CAPRICORN: their endurance
AQUARIUS: their car
PISCES: their sociability
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Best Stress Relief for the Signs
ARIES: alcohol
TAURUS: food
GEMINI: reading
CANCER: cuddling
LEO: work out
VIRGO: a nap
LIBRA: movies
SCORPIO: sex
SAGITTARIUS: laughter
CAPRICORN: coffee & cigarettes
AQUARIUS: music
PISCES: weed
Uranus in the Houses
Can also work for Aquarius placements.
Uranus in 1st House: Likes to always have something distinctive in their apperance or style. Tattoos, piercings, fun make-up or hair color (Kylie Jenner has this and it could explain her love for wigs and weirdly extravagant style sometimes). Could come off as strange in social situations.
Uranus in 2nd House: They love buying unusual objects. It doesn’t matter if they need them or not. Could give an impression that they’re very unorganized and messy with money. They can have a very strange values and priorities.
Uranus in 3rd House: People might not understand them very well, because they could be on another level of thinking compared to others. They have ideas and thoughts that most humans can’t understand. Could have an odd relationship with their siblings or be very distant with them.
Uranus in 4th House: They may underestimate family and not know how to properly take care of themselves. Their family atmosphere might have been very aloof, yet very friendly. An extraordinary relationship with the mother is possible or a very hippie-like mother.
Uranus in 5th House: A lot of hobbies that helped them to express themselves. A very messy love life, because their need for something different is never fulfilled, cause most people are just too plain for them.
Uranus in 6th house: Could’ve been the ones to have a strange diet or try out the newest/modern ways to exercise. May have a messy schedule and way of organizing(that only they can make sense of)
Uranus in 7th house: These people are hard to settle down. They need a very exciting and intelligent partner with whom they can be best friends with. Someone that is knowledgable and always show them something new.
Uranus in 8th House: Likely to be into kinky sex or be curious about sex toys. The type to join a cult just to experience it. Could put themselves in dangerous situations because of their curiosity about the things most people are scared of.
Uranus in 9th House: Unusual beliefs(can change religions throughout their life) Could be prone to taking spontaneous trips and enjoy wandering the streets at night. Always want to know more interesting facts than others.
Uranus in 10th House: They want to be revolutionary and change the world. They want to be influencial and make a better future. Could work in the technology/computer fields.
Uranus in 11th House: They don’t like to be a part of a large friend group and if they are, those people have to be extraordinary and be different from the average person. Could be a part of a clique with all types of people, whose weirdness made them unite.
Uranus in 12th House: They are the ones that believe in the things the others don’t. Aliens, ghosts, spirits, demons. These people might have a lot of unexplainable dreams and feel connected to another world.
The signs as high school students
Aries: the kid who gets suspended so much you wouldn’t know they went to the school
Taurus: the kid who never shows up to gym class
Gemini: the kid who got caught talking in class and got sent to the front
Cancer: the kid who everyone wants to copy off of
Leo: the kid that everyone says bless you to when they sneeze
Virgo: the kid who always has gum but claims it’s their last piece
Libra: the kid who always has their homework in on time
Scorpio: the kid who has a really bad reputation
Sagittarius: the kid who’s always making fun of the teacher
Capricorn: the kid that always knows the answers and never lets anyone else answer
Aquarius: the kid that doodles all over their math notes
Pisces: the kid who’s always on tumblr in class
The signs as high school students
Aries: the kid who gets suspended so much you wouldn’t know they went to the school
Taurus: the kid who never shows up to gym class
Gemini: the kid who got caught talking in class and got sent to the front
Cancer: the kid who everyone wants to copy off of
Leo: the kid that everyone says bless you to when they sneeze
Virgo: the kid who always has gum but claims it’s their last piece
Libra: the kid who always has their homework in on time
Scorpio: the kid who has a really bad reputation
Sagittarius: the kid who’s always making fun of the teacher
Capricorn: the kid that always knows the answers and never lets anyone else answer
Aquarius: the kid that doodles all over their math notes
Pisces: the kid who’s always on tumblr in class
Best Stress Relief for the Signs
ARIES: alcohol
TAURUS: food
GEMINI: reading
CANCER: cuddling
LEO: work out
VIRGO: a nap
LIBRA: movies
SCORPIO: sex
SAGITTARIUS: laughter
CAPRICORN: coffee & cigarettes
AQUARIUS: music
PISCES: weed
If Each Sign Came With a Sticker
Aries-Caution: DO NOT PROVOKE
Taurus-Warning: COULD BE STUBBORN, DO NOT NEGOTIATE
Gemini-Warning: DO NOT DEBATE WITH
Cancer-Caution: LET THEM BE/TREAT WITH CARE
Leo-Warning: DO NOT ARGUE WITH
Virgo-Caution: BE CAREFUL WITH WHAT YOU SAY
Libra-Warning: LISTEN TO THEM, THEY MIGHT JUST BE RIGHT
Scorpio-Caution: DO NOT HARM
Sagittarius-Warning: CAN BE DECEPTIVE AND MANIPULATIVE
Capricorn-Warning: DO NOT GET ON THEIR BAD SIDE
Aquarius-Caution: PROCEED WITH CARE
Pisces-Warning: UNPREDICTABLE
the signs as pop art girls
The Signs And The Keys To Their Hearts
Aries: Passion
Taurus: Security
Gemini: Stimulation
Cancer: Acceptance
Leo: Loyalty
Virgo: Communication
Libra: Friendship
Scorpio: Dedication
Sagittarius: Adventure
Capricorn: Honesty
Aquarius: Attention
Pisces: Affection
(Sun, moon and Venus signs)
The signs as types of anger
Passive Aggression — A way of expressing anger while still playing it innocent. Uses sarcasm and sideways digs, doing hurtful things that seem accidental.
Cancer, Leo, Pisces
Planned Anger — Deliberate anger. It’s well planned out and you won’t know they’re mad until they want you to know. It’s all about control.
Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn
Sudden Anger — This anger appears out of nowhere and disappears just as quick. It’s like a sudden loss of control and can leave destruction in its wake.
Aries, Gemini, Aquarius
Moral Anger — This makes them think that their anger is justified and for a good cause because someone has broken social rules. It gives the person a sense of superiority.
Taurus, Libra, Sagittarius
signs as bad porn titles from pornhub
Aries: Old Ass Women That's About To Die Gets Fucked?
Taurus: Adolf Hitler painting destroyed by my big black cock
Gemini: Baby thrown off balcony
Cancer: It's Okay Mom I'm Here
Leo: I DON'T KNOW WTF IS GOING ON... BUT THE FROG FUCKS GOOD
Virgo: Please Santa Drill My Ass
Libra: MEME ORGY GETS NASTY
Scorpio: Emo couple want to fuck more than they want to die
Sagittarius: Willy Wonka And The Fudge Packing Factory
Capricorn: Mom's spaghetti
Aquarius: Shrek
Pisces: SONIC HAVING ORGASMS
Signs as Boyfriends
Aries- the one who will protect you at all costs and will fight everyone to their own life for you. You will feel so safe with them, he will be your knight.
Taurus- the one who will always listen to your problems. The most caring lover.
Gemini-the one who will try to make you laugh no matter what. The one with who you will learn something new everyday.
Cancer- the boy who you can talk anything with,who will give you the warmest hugs and who will take care each inch of you.
Leo- the one who will make you feel like and treated like a queen in his kingdom
Virgo- the one who will really make you cared for,will sacrifice anything just for the sake of you
Libra-the one who will try everything to make you smile,who will cook for you, dance with you.
Scorpio-the one who you can really trust and count on,the one who you can share your deepest secrets. The one who is a very deep and passionate lover.
Sagittarius-the one who will not judge you, and who will aways be ready to get down with you. The one who keep it real and never lie to you.the most sincere .
Capricorn- the one with who you will be the most secure. The one who will make you feel like the one.
Aquarius-the one with who you will share so many experiences and funny moments. The one who will give you something new everyday.
Pisces-the sweetest. Honestly. The one who will always be there for you,sing for you ,party with you. He will feel what you feel
The signs hotness
Mysteriously hot: Sagittarius, Pisces, Scorpio, Taurus
Cute but somehow also hot: Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Aquarius
The wow just wow you are hot: Libra, Capricorn, Leo, Aries
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The Signs as iconic hair flips
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THE SIGNS AS CIRCUS PERFORMERS
Aries: Fire eater, daring and proud
Taurus: Strongman, reliable yet powerful
Gemini: Contortionist, flexible and adaptable
Cancer: Clown, silly and playful
Leo: Ringmaster, the commander and center of attention
Virgo: Tightrope walker, perfectionist and graceful
Libra: Mime, expressive and convincing
Scorpio: Magician, mysterious yet charming
Sagittarius: Daredevil, brave and optimistic
Capricorn: Juggler, concentrated and a multi-tasker
Aquarius: Acrobat, energetic and intelligent
Pisces: Trapeze Artist, free-flowing and intuitive
