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Do people even care about tumblr astrology anymore?? Do people still make the same kinda posts like they did two years ago?? Should I bother starting to post astrology again??
Tumblrs always on some new bullshit every time I come back to this fckin site
For the 18+ thing if u have an iphone u have to go to settings then tumblr and youll see a safe mode thing
I did that and when I went back on tumblr it told me that it was automatically enabled since I was under 18 and it turned back on and wouldn't let me turn it off :(( I'm so confused, I turned 18 almost 3 months ago
I was trying to go on someone's blog and it said something about safe mode being on for users under 18 so I couldn't look at it?? I'm so confused. I am 18?
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The Signs as Spongebob Quotes
Aries: Plankton// "F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium... bombs! N is for no survival!"
Taurus: Mr. Krabs// "I smell the smelly smell of something that smells... smelly."
Gemini: Spongebob// "Well, it is no secret that the best thing about secrets is telling someone else your secret, thereby adding another secret to your secret collection of secrets, secretly."
Cancer: Mr. Krabs// "I didn't want to tell you infront of Patrick... but that hat makes you look like a girl." Spongebob// *googily eyes* "Am I a pretty girl?"
Leo: Patrick// *talking to a fire hydrant* "Are you Squidward?" *long pause* "It's OK, you can take your time."
Virgo: Spongebob// "Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!"
Libra: Spongebob// *shoelaces untied* "I'm ready-- *falls*-OOF. I'm ready--OOF. I'm ready--OOF."
Scorpio: Spongebob// "This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is... ADVANCED darkness."
Sagittarius: Spongebob// "You don't need a liscense to drive a sandwich."
Capricorn: Patrick// "Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems." *jumps into Spongebob's mouth*
Aquarius: Spongebob// "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!"
Pisces: Spongebob// "We don't need television. *forms rainbow with hands* Not as long as we have our imagination."
The Signs as Musical Eras
450-1450 A.D. The Medieval Era: Strict and plain, but still beautiful. The choirs sang monophonically - Taurus & Capricorn
1450-1600 A.D. The Renaissance Era: More developed and new. Creativity played a more important role in this era - Sagittarius & Pisces
1600-1750 A.D. The Baroque Era: Emotional and has lots of detail. It is very exuberant. This type of music tends to contrast a lot. Baroque means imperfect or irregular pearl - Aries & Scorpio
1750-1825 A.D. The Classical Era: This musical era is more restrained. It is very formal and elegant - Virgo & Leo
1825-1900 A.D. The Romantic Era: Also emotional. Romantic pieces usually are expressing a certain mood or feeling - Libra & Cancer
1900-Today The Modern Era: Odd and exotic. This type of music is different from all the other eras. Often the piece sounds like an unanswered question. It will normally not make sense to those who are close minded about music - Aquarius & Gemini
The Signs As Beautiful Things In Space
Aries: Supernova / They are the wild and explosive
Taurus: Planet / They are the strong hearts
Gemini: Binary Star / They are the unique and fascinating
Cancer: Dwarf Star / They are the radiating souls
Leo: Pulsar / They are the beating lights
Virgo: Constellation / They are the connected and detailed
Libra: Galaxy / They are the bright and beautiful
Scorpio: Black Hole / They are the deep and intense
Sagittarius: Comet / They are the fast-moving and adventurous
Capricorn: Asteroid / They are the lone travelers
Aquarius: Nebula / They are the colorful spirits
Pisces: Moon / They are mysterious minds
I keep fantasizing about how cool it would be if humans were supernatural creatures and their powers and physical features were based on their sun, moon, and rising sign.
Hear me out: sun signs determine the basic physical features like nails that are strong like claws or goat horns or gills that can be activated and deactivated. Moon signs determine what powers you have; Aries moon can have pyrokinesis, Gemini moon can multiply, Leo moon can manipulate heat and fire solar beams, etc. And the ascendant can determine your color scheme, physique, and secondary characteristics like hair and eyes. Hehe sorry, excuse my brain fart
If that were the case, I’d be a psychic centaur with water and empath powers with a gryffindor color scheme. ….Write a book about this. Now. I want to read it.
okay no maybe not a book but like make a chart!!!!! with all the stuff!!!! please!!!!!!!
Alrighty as promised I’ll make a chart of this
Aries
Sun: Ram horns regardless of gender, strong foreheads, and bones are stronger than average since they’re prone to injury
Moon: Pyrokinesis, quick self healing factor, or precognition
Rising: Red and orange color scheme, hair often curly but can be any “natural” color, eyes are either a warm red or a bright orange, most are average height or smaller
Taurus
Sun: Bull horns regardless of gender, large hands in proportion to their bodies, and stomachs and immune system allow them to eat anything without harm
Moon: Super strength, stone manipulation, or can communicate with any mammal
Rising: Brown and green color scheme, eyes could be either color, hair often thick and usually black, green, or brown, often either chubby or beefy physique (some more or less thick than others)
Gemini
Sun: Second set of arms, eyes can zoom in and out of long distant range, and have a much easier time learning other languages than others
Moon: Super speed, can shapeshift into any human form, or physical duplication
Rising: Color scheme is light blue and yellow, eyes can be either color, hair can be any “unnatural” color, physique varies but they have long legs proportionate to their height
Cancer
Sun: Hands can morph into crab claws (color determined by rising), skin glitters when exposed to moonlight, all of them are empaths
Moon: Lunar abilities ( produce and shoot lunar beams, control tides; however this can only be accessed at night), psychic absorption (can absorb and use one power at a time, this only tires the victim) , or producing force fields
Rising: Silver and shades of blue color scheme, eyes can be either color and are very glossy, hair is either blue or black, tend to be short
Leo
Sun: Feline like canines, nails are long and strong like claws, skin glitters when exposed to sunlight
Moon: Solar abilities (produce and shoot solar beams and control heat; this can only be accessed during the day), laser eyes, or sonic boom roar (explosive, can physically push away anything in its close range)
Rising: Gold and red color scheme, eyes are often gold, hair almost always big no mater the length, can be any “natural” color, either really tall or really short
Virgo
Sun: Large feathered wings (color determined by rising), they look human otherwise
Moon: Portal creation, telekinesis, or poison manipulation
Rising: color scheme is green and yellow, eyes can be either color, hair is either brown or black base with any second color, physique varies but all have longer than average fingers
Libra
Sun: Skin on the hands and forearms are metallic gold or silver, have glowing eyes (color determined by rising), can always tell if you’re lying
Moon: Plant manipulation, siren song, or sonic scream (not explosive but can stun any living being in its range and break close enough objects)
Rising: Green and pink color scheme, eyes are either pink or yellow, hair is either white, brown, or pink, are often tall with wide hips regardless of gender
Scorpio
Sun: Fully functional scorpion tail (proportionate to their body), can easily see in the dark, very silent walkers who can sneak up on anyone
Moon: Shadow manipulation, mediumship (includes the dead and powerful spirits), or selective mind reading (can’t communicate mentally)
Rising: Black and red color scheme, eyes are either dark blue or bright red, hair can be any dark color, can easily blend in with their surrounding
Sagittarius
Sun: Can switch from biped to centaur and back, keeps their tail in any form, hair grows long and fast
Moon: Can shoot energy arrows or spears, light manipulation, or power jump (can leap as high as 50ft off the ground)
Rising: Orange and brown color scheme, eyes can be either color, hair is red or dirty blond, often tall but short ones are faster runners
Capricorn
Sun: Goat horns legs and hooves, pretty much satyrs
Moon: Ice manipulation, telepathy, or temporarily slow time
Rising: Brown and black color scheme, eyes are any shade of brown, hair is black but can have any secondary color, often average height and have a very fit physique but that varies, they throw some of the hardest punches
Aquarius
Sun: Are the most human looking of the signs but they always have at least one robotic body enhancement, can retain more information than the others
Moon: Electric manipulation, technopathy, or wind manipulation
Rising: Electric blue and black, eyes are any shade of blue, hair can be any bright “unnatural” color, often tall but body type varies
Pisces
Sun: Can switch from biped to mermaid and back (scale colors determined by rising), have a set of gills that closes on land, often have scales grown on stray parts of their body that shows even on land
Moon: Water manipulation, aura manipulation, or invisibility
Rising: Sea green and lavender color scheme, eyes can be either color, hair can be any shade of blue or purple, physique varies but they have large glossy eyes
this is becoming sort of a problem for me tbh
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The Signs as Types Of Love (Not all are romantic!)
Agape: Pisces and Aquarius// The love of humanity, the unconditional, altruistic love that stems from being selfless in a relationship.
Storge: Cancer, Capricorn and Virgo// The natural love between family and friends, this type of love between friends may grow to be romantic and committed.
Ludas: Gemini, Sagittarius and Leo// The playful, flirtatious love that is characterised by a knight and a princess, however it’s not seen as deep or intimate.
Eros: Aries and Libra// Romantic love full of passion and desire, lustful yet romantic.
Mania: Scorpio and Taurus// The jealous, intoxicating love. Very dependant and intense, known as the troubled love.
Male and female signs I know
Aries Male: Very awkward at first, super easy to approach. Laughs super loud and is actually v shy. Super playful and loving, caring for those close to him. Not one for anger unless provoked
Aries Female: Loves to argue with people but never means to hurt their feelings, passionate about who and what they love, actually super lazy but athletic. Creative as fuck and very cuddly
Taurus Male: Quite at first then super funny and loud, pretty random and like never cried. Really handsome and very fashionable, a born smooth talker and kinda insensitive
Taurus Female: Worried about something literally all the time, very sweet and scared of being a burden, likes to have fun and party, super chill and loves babies
Gemini Male: laughs a lot, super awkward but actually not awkward at all, open about certain things but also extremely closed off about others, loves videos games and fun people
Gemini Female: everyone thinks you’re a Bitch at first, super funny and actually really smart, random facts all the time about anything (usually never on topic), likes clean and kinda crowded spaces, loves people but hates them all
Cancer Male: really weird sense of humour, happy being alone, loves family a lot, refuses to let go of past relationships, super shy at first, hard working, actually a sensitive nerd
Cancer Female: actually super indecisive, never fucking tells you if they’re upset, loves random adventures as long as they have people they love with them, Netflix binges are a normal things
Leo Male: cocky as fuck but super insecure, loves attention, somehow always has money for food, laughs at his own jokes more than he laughs at other peoples, “what should I do with my hair?”
Leo Female: aggressive, likes to tease people (in a loving way), loves but hates being teased back, cries whenever they feel they’re not good enough, exaggerated storied, really funny
Virgo Male: unique style, cries when they get pissed off at someone they love, constantly stressed out, simple things make them laugh really hard, not very good at telling jokes, loves people way too much
Virgo Female: bad ass TBH, easily attached, cute style, lots of stories to tell, being around them is comforting, seems to have their life together basically all the time, lowkey freak
Libra Male: knows so many people but considered like 10 of them their friends, easily excited, good advice, good at making decisions for everyone but themselves, introvert who loves people
Libra Female: makes lots of weird noises, always has a story to tell, actually really stressed out, laughs a lot, constant confusion, “what should I do/get/pick/say/eat/buy/etc.?”
Scorpio Male: a dick in a funny way, quite at first, not afraid to tell you if you’re annoying, loves to tease, shares pics about sex on fb
Scorpio Female: will fight you, not afraid to talk to strangers, loves being home and doing nothing, hood playlists, dreams about relationships, their stories are important
Sagittarius Male: fuck boy, funny as fuck, not very loud, drinks a lot, rebel who cares too much about everything, once they’re attached they stay attached
Sagittarius Female: school makes them cry, lots of relationships that last a long time, cute style but wants to look bad ass, willing to fight u, memes
Capricorn Male: really quite but somehow everyone knows them, videos games all the time, can’t express feelings and breakdowns like one a year
Capricorn Female: actually pretty loud and fun, hard to keep in touch with, can’t fall out of love with that one person, critical of a lot of things without meaning to be
Aquarius Male: knows like everyone, meme master, laughs when you laugh, not talk to them for a year and then easily pick up convo like nothing happened
Aquarius Female: super cheeky, doesn’t really argue about anything, chill as fuck, loves loud and fun people, fascinated by people and the way they do things, delicate but will kick ur ass if they have to
Pisces Male: not good at expressing things, shy, v giggly, resting Bitch face, loner, comfortable to talk to
Pisces Female: aesthetic snapchat, love fun and lowkey dangerous things, once they hate you they hate you, weird sense of humour, in their own world
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The two types of the rising signs
This is just a theory I have, I’d love to know if others agree! I think people can land anywhere in between the two types depending on the rest of their chart (especially mercury placements), although some can distinctly be one or the other. I labeled which one I have found to be more common :)
Aries, type 1: extrovert - daring and adventurous, comes on strong
Aries, type 2 (more common): introvert - fast, private, and independent
Taurus, type 1 (more common): extrovert - vocally adamant/stubborn about their opinions, silly
Taurus, type 2: introvert - prefers to enjoy the easy things in life, traditional
Gemini, type 1 (more common): extrovert - does not stop talking and sharing information
Gemini, type 2: introvert - cool-headed intellectual, yet still very social
Cancer, type 1 (more common): extrovert - treats everyone like a family, very talkative and open but retreats into his/herself when threatened
Cancer, type 2: introvert - reserved and withdrawn most of the time yet still very sweet
Leo, type 1 (more common): extrovert - loves being the center of attention, friendly and loud
Leo, type 2: introvert - has a lot of inward anger, proud and stubborn
Virgo, type 1: extrovert - enjoys people’s company but is the reserved/practical one of the group, a nervous talker
Virgo, type 2 (more common): introvert - constantly analyzing the world, yet keeps their thoughts to themselves
Libra, type 1 (more common): extrovert - social and outgoing if a bit flirtatious/charming, yet tries so hard to be nice to absolutely everyone
Libra, type 2: introvert - very concerned about keeping the peace, the quiet mediator
Scorpio, type 1 (more common): extrovert - loud, confident, and mature, but a bit intimidating and controlling at the same time
Scorpio, type 2: introvert - extremely private and quiet, has a distinct dark side
Sagittarius, type 1: extrovert - optimistic, freedom-loving, upbeat, seems to be constantly smiling and having fun
Sagittarius, type 2 (more common): introvert - prefers to keep to themselves, runs away from their problems, yet always finds humor in life
Capricorn, type 1 (more common): extrovert - mature and sensible, knows what he/she wants and goes for it, utilizes many connections with others
Capricorn, type 2: introvert - cautious, reserved, quietly reaches his/her goals without needing help from others
Aquarius, type 1 (more common): extrovert - not afraid to be themselves, seems to know so many people without even trying
Aquarius, type 2: introvert - a bit out of touch with other people yet very concerned with humanity as a whole, spacey
Pisces, type 1: extrovert - dreamy and sensitive but so caring for others that he/she can’t help but make connections
Pisces, type 2 (more common): introvert - would rather not face reality, prefers to be in his/her own space alone, very sweet and shy