The Life of a Romantic

Slices of life and miscilanious musing

[astronautical-mile]

The sun is bisexual.

The moon is a lesbian.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[astronautical-mile]

Babe, what’s wrong? You haven’t touched the Das Kapital in the original German I made for you

[livsindelusion]

New Hozier slaps ofc but this has never been more relevant 😭

[januarycitrus]

simp

[spineless-lobster]

Hozier went from “I’m not a morning person” to “fuck the british empire, fuck capitalism, look how far we’ve come and look how far we have to go” in the span of a few minutes and this is exactly what I fucking signed up for

[himedanshihozier-moved-deactiva]

me: hm. this dish needs something but i can't decide what.

the versatile and flavorful garlic bulb:

[kisscogf]

btw I AM SO obsessed with this picture that hozier posted

[newnamepending-deactivated20251]

“im wearing a sort of chocolate colored suit.” (audience applauds with joy) (encouraged) “it’s a suit made out of pure chocolate.” (audience applauds even more) “and underneath it is another suit made of pure peanut butter.” (more cheers and applause) “yeah, these are the crowd-pleasers, thank you… i did my research!” (audience laughs) (rethinks entire life in the span of 0.3 seconds) “well, it’s not actually made of chocolate, though. although we do have a saying in ireland, a very negative one. if you want to call someone useless, you can call them about as useful as a chocolate teakettle.” (beat) “like… like a teapot.” (mimes pouring tea) “because you wouldn’t be able to use a chocolate teakettle, because it would melt. so if my suit was really chocolate, it would just melt.” (audience applauds, but less - it doesn’t sound like they understand him) “so if anyone’s acting useless, you can keep that one in your back pocket…” (starts playing “angel of small death and the codeine scene”)

(roughly ten minutes pass)

(all following said with a slight stammer) “don’t worry, im not going to give you any more chocolate jokes…” (audience laughs) “you know how sometimes you say something and you know it just didn’t land the way you wanted? when you’re in a room with five people it feels impossible to get over, and when you’re in a stadium with thirty thousand… you just kind of have to move on.” (starts playing “eat your young”)

- Andrew John Hozier-Byrne; Hershey, PA; nineteenth of september, 2025

[pinoruno]

at the hozier concert the pit started chanting “FIRST TIME FIRST TIME FIRST TIME” and hozier turned back to look at his band and they nodded and he turned back to the crowd and was like “yeah okay, whatever.” [switches guitars] “originally i was worried about adding another song, about hitting curfew in this park but curfew is… not my middle name.” and played first time. 

[mazzy-rockstar]

Today on liked by Hozier

[unearthbaby]

self tiled vibes 🧡✨

[astronautical-mile]

My Friend: How is Hozier so fine? Me: How is his hair better than mine? It's not fair.

[astronautical-mile]

*stares wistfully out of the window of my reading nook at the falling leaves* “God, I wish lesbians were real”

[astronautical-mile]

You're in her DMs...

I'm in her mailbox. Literally. She has one of those old houses with the larger mailboxes right by the door. They are large enough to fit your head into. She opens the door to get the mail. She sees legs hanging out of the back of the mailbox, floating in space like a surrealist photo. No, wait, it's a whole body minus the head. I have cut a hole in the back of her mailbox and stuck my head in. She opens the mailbox to see my grinning face. She screams. This is a very bad trip for her. She now associates me with said bad trip. She proceeds to throw up. She has been ludivico'd. Now, whenever she sees me, she throws up. My plan has crashed spectacularly. I now spend my days in mulberry bushes. Gorging myself on berries in shame.

We are not the same.

[astronautical-mile]

Newton’s notation = beta male behavior.

Be an alpha male. Use Leibniz notation.

[ghost4tets]

would you fall in love with me again but its Them. inspired by @besiriusiamwild ‘s post about this … pls enjoy

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Battlestar Galactica movie poster art by Robert Tanenbaum (1978)