CMON CMON DON'T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS

i just do whatever - bee and-or lazarus. either works. 🐠 they/them. 🐠 formerly hallowthyname (pre-nuke) and hallowthynameii (post-nuke)

[the-night-picture-collector]

Andy Warhol shopping for Campell’s Soup, 1963

[pinoruno]

today i got hit on in i think perhaps the most bizarre way of all time

[pinoruno]

me: standing at crosswalk waiting to cross. guy: on bicycle, bicycling perpendicular to me on the street. guy looks at me, makes brief direct eye contact, and rings his bike bell. repeatedly. until he can’t safely look at me anymore. he says nary a word.

[pinoruno]

and then i just crossed the street tbh like what else was there to do. i had places to be.

[pinoruno]

also crucially i THINK he was hitting on me. it FELT like getting hit on. this was not a fun whimsical moment. but also like ??? just baffling

[pinoruno]

today i got hit on in i think perhaps the most bizarre way of all time

[pinoruno]

me: standing at crosswalk waiting to cross. guy: on bicycle, bicycling perpendicular to me on the street. guy looks at me, makes brief direct eye contact, and rings his bike bell. repeatedly. until he can’t safely look at me anymore. he says nary a word.

[pinoruno]

and then i just crossed the street tbh like what else was there to do. i had places to be.

[pinoruno]

today i got hit on in i think perhaps the most bizarre way of all time

[pinoruno]

me: standing at crosswalk waiting to cross. guy: on bicycle, bicycling perpendicular to me on the street. guy looks at me, makes brief direct eye contact, and rings his bike bell. repeatedly. until he can’t safely look at me anymore. he says nary a word.

[pinoruno]

today i got hit on in i think perhaps the most bizarre way of all time

[rainbowgaez]

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

[likeafantasy]

PSYCH REWATCH — 3.10 Six Feet Under the Sea ❝My dad just got a new fishing boat and insists on taking me out to kill innocent fish, and I can only avoid so many things at the same time.❞

[dwsa-hnngh]

vampire money but they’re not ready and they take a minute to regroup

[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[paint-lady]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[yourfavoritedirector]

[captainchilly]

One Castiel Quote per Episode 12/136 → 4.22 “LUCIFER RISING”

[romanceyourdemons]

one of my favorite tropes in chinese literature is when a guy’s wife is clearly a ghost/demon/fox fairy and he just can’t see it. i’m reading a story where this guy keeps getting arrested because his wife will just magically steal steal shit out of sealed boxes and give it to him as a present, and whenever someone is like dude i think something’s up with his wife he asks her and she’s like i’m literally normal. so he turns around and says yeah guys she’s literally normal

[rockdistributor100]

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[valleydean]

The show's been off for 6 years and the cw is barely a network anymore. The WB is about to be absorbed. This social media manager is just destiel posting for the love of the game at this point

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

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