astupidangel

I've had this tumblr since I was 12 what have I been doing with my life.

[topherchris]

[theweirdwideweb]

[thealternatesoul]

Kendall Jenner just being herself

[opheliasleaves]

[myveryownweightlossjourney]

jes

[bulimicbunnny]

[kanamia]

[inevitable-loss]

Idk if this will help anyone but...

Sometimes just the way you hold your body/posture will help with toning the stomach and burning calories. Also it's super easy (as long as your thinking about it enough at first) but i had harder abs and less pudge after sucking in my stomach for only a week. It's a technique i learned being a competitive dancer for 9 years when i was younger. Remembering to always hold your shoulders back, suck in your belly to work the ab muscles, and use proper posture is really not hard and i think will be significant in the long run. (It also just helps me feel thinner on a daily basis)

[meme-theft]

[65-percent-puns]

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

[grotesquekaleidoscope]

heS SO ANGRY

[scootsenshi]

One of the most interesting things I’ve ever seen.

[kingjaffejoffer]

This is fucking wild. 

These niggas dedicated their life to pussy to the point where they stop eating and turn into zombies with their mouth fused to her pussy. 

I’ve seen women on Instagram that made me want to do the same thing. 

[raekwonzaa]

So basically, a male Angler fishs servical instinct is the deep sea equivalent of a hood nigga who need a place to stay? Copy

[jayywesst]

customers wanna be right soooo bad. like damn go clock in since u know so much

[astupidangel]

Why I'd Be Kicked Out of The Scooby Gang

Shaggy: Zoinks

Scooby: Ruh-roh

Daphne: Jeepers

Velma: Jinkies

Me: Well fuck

[cosmog]

no offense but my obsession w being beautiful is literally going to get me killed

[chrisintegration-deactivated202]

I’m looking very cow-eye-ee (that means cute in Japanese)

[astupidangel]

me: I'd be hella cute if I lost some weight

me: fuck that I'm hella cute already

me: ok but really tho

[neverthere12345]

[skiplo-wave]

Terry Crews is a gift to this world

[gokuma]

IMPORTANT UPDATE

[thyrell]

if that sewer clown makes himself an image of your worst fear before he eats you, i could kick his ass. what’s he gonna do turn into the physical manifestation of being abandoned by your closest friends? gonna turn into an ooky spooky visual representation of catastrophic failure and loss? jokes on you dumbass the only thing im afraid of is myself

[borklords]

This is an actual plot point in the book though as I recall, he doesn’t like hunting adults usually because hes a) a cowardly parasite and b) Children have very tangible fears that can be easily manifested physically while adults generally have quite abstract or conceptual fears about the future, or events, or feelings.

pennywise aint shit

[antifa-hulk]

Abstract fears have reached the youngins these days, pussywise gonna starve