Superbly Correct RWRB

[asummerhouseinmajorca]

June: I’m so disappointed in all of you. I’m at a loss for words

Narrator: despite being at a loss for words, June continued to yell at the trio for the next 2 and half hours

[asummerhouseinmajorca]

Henry: sometimes when we disagree, you’re so passionate I feel like I’m arguing with the sun

Alex: What?! That is totally crazy! I AM SUPER CHILL ALL THE TIME!

[asummerhouseinmajorca]

Alex: Nothing in life is free

Henry: Love is free

Pez: Friendship is free

June: Knowledge is free

Bea: Sleep is free

Nora: Everything is free if you take it without paying

[asummerhouseinmajorca]

Alex: *does anything*

Henry, internally: wow❗️I am just ✨ so gay 🏳️‍🌈 it’s astounding 🙈 how fuckin 👀 gay 👨‍❤️‍👨 I am I’ve never 🙅🏻‍♂️ been straight 🤢 in my entire 🙇🏽 life 🔥 I cannot ❌ function 🤦🏻 in this moment

[asummerhouseinmajorca]

Henry: I don’t date

Alex: hey HRH Prince Dickhead 

Henry:

Henry: I retract my earlier statement

[catchymemes]

(via /r/oddlysatisfying)

[asummerhouseinmajorca]

Henry after he kisses Alex for the first time

[asummerhouseinmajorca]

Henry [a large box in his arms]: what would you say if I came home one day with six puppies?

Alex: what’s in the box

Henry:

Alex: what’s in the box, sweetheart?

Henry: I think you know

[asummerhouseinmajorca]

Alex: Henry, can I ask you something

Henry: Yes, I will marry you

Alex: …that’s not what I was going to ask

Henry: My answer has not changed

[asummerhouseinmajorca]

Bea: small creatures are way more vicious. it’s because there’s less room to contain their anger

Henry: that’s ridiculous. name one example

June: wasps

Pez: spiders

Nora: Alex

[asummerhouseinmajorca]

Alex: you’re the love of my life and my best friend. I’d do anything for you. You want the moon, baby? I’ll get you the moon

Henry: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule

Alex: absolutely not. I’m offended you’d even ask