Relevant Paladins Blog #34

This blog has nothing to do with Drogoz

[asuperiorflank]

Get that veil level 10

[asuperiorflank]

Get that veil level 10

[silver-s-blog]

“You two are the worst”

(The Resistance might suck, but the Magistrate doesnt seem to be doing better)

(Pose ref by @the-canine-king)

[crocodile-dandy]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[fanotastic]

grandmother may I have a sandwich and a worm

How about worm sandwich

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[asuperiorflank]

[shitpaladinschampssay]

[twilightass]

u know its not long til vee el dee ends maybe then we can reclaim usage of the paladins tag instead of using the super long one

[twilightass]

if shes YOUR girl then why is she frontline/support duoing with ME

[tomiyeee]

also I’ve been coming up with ship names for all the paladins pairings just for funsies and heres some of my favorites so far (just for the name, not necessarily the ship)

Summer Wars (Ash/Willo)

Winter Warmachine (Ash/Evie)

Clone Wars, War Blossom (Ash/Ying)

Tinker Fairy (Barik/Willo)

Fallen Angel (Terminus/Furia)

Cherrybomb (BombKing/Ying)

Crown Flower (BombKing/Willo)

Lotus Cherry (Lian/Ying)

Sandstorm (ShaLin/Grohk)

Wildflower (Willo/Grover)

Snow Angel (Evie/Furia)

Handjob (Koga/Lex thanks @rianicc)

Midnight Assassin (Maeve/Skye)

CopyCat (Maeve/Ying)

Smoke and Mirrors (Skye/Ying)

Pyre Blossom (Furia/Ying)

Cherry Tree (Grover/Ying)

[silver-s-blog]

N I C E 👌

[asuperiorflank]

[amortem-kun]

Sign the Petition

tumblr.com: Allow NSFW content on Tumblr.

Here’s the link for those who wanted to sign this.

It’s better than nothing, I guess.

[kinessie]

So unfair, you lesbos have it easy. When was the last lewd male skin?? Mhmmmm

[asuperiorflank]

@kinessie I apologise for my outburst, dredge and terminus are actual gold quality fan service now

[iloveyoupip-blog]

I’m just wondering why EVIE the WINTER Witch didn’t get a new skin for this patch preview D: But the Dredge one OH HOT DAMN

[kinessie]

Here is how that voiceline happened Valera: cheer for the paladins Maeve: what? No! Valera: here is 50$ Maeve: WOOOO PALADINS!

THAT MAKES MORE SENSE YEAH LMAO

[badpaladinsaus]

AU where Pip references e621 and the furry porn of him many times.

[skeletonkidg-blog]

Moji celosa Translation: Pepper- are there no videogames on this universe? pip- no… but we can beat some of the ying´s ilusions moji- PIPPIE POO! You are not the only one who can bring some lookalike from another dimension to remplace someone! He is my new best friend! “Mochito”!  Rasiel- b… but my name is ra…  moji- QUIET!