Rex

i like to just write the second this thing in my head thinks, aka: mediocre shit posting

[asurus-rex]

Why don't shit posters post literal shit, this is false advertisement

[asurus-rex]

Bro I dont get angry easily but i love faking being angry for the bit. Like hell naw you didn't get my angry in thr argument i just thought it would be funny

[pukicho]

"Guyss nooo I am not rich I swear!!!!!" Says the fucker who travels to other countries in a monthly basis, on god we gotta curb stomp your cock for this

I travel to other countries on a monthly basis? That fucking rules. I had no idea.

[discord-the-app-offical]

“curb stomp your cock” is fucking insane holy shit if this is what gets through of anon hate, my sympathies for what you see that doesn’t get posted

[pukicho]

I'll be honest I didn't even process that as something shocking to say, if that puts it into perspective.

[asurus-rex]

If it makes you feel better most of us dont wanna curb stomp your cock

[asurus-rex]

A library is 1000 books, i have 8.

[asurus-rex]

GUYS I HAVE GOOD NEWS. I NOW HAVE 21

[asurus-rex]

GUYS GUYS GUYS I HAVE 55!!! IM LIKE ALMOST THERE!

#Librbry

[asurus-rex]

I think Laying in bed is like watching porn.

Enjoyable to an extent

[asurus-rex]

If it just turned to a new month and i say "last month" dont question it. I just forgot the days reset and i wont remember till the 20th.

[asurus-rex]

So one of my friends got me into the Yakuza series (fuck you) and he doesn't expect me to 100% it??? Like I don't tey to do that with every game i touch if I'm interested??? Hes like saying its alot of work? Which just makes me want to 100% it even more out of spite.

[asurus-rex]

I will fucking kill myself trying to 100% this game.

[asurus-rex]

Chat am i cooked? Tom cruise just messaged me and this isnt suspicious at all

I think ill give him my banking info so he wires me money

[it4everboy]

he really said, hey girll 😍

[asurus-rex]

Bro is still smoother than half the men i know.

[asurus-rex]

When i type "duck" i either mean

Duck

Fuck

Dick

And its your job to figure it out or duck off

[asurus-rex]

Chat am i cooked? Tom cruise just messaged me and this isnt suspicious at all

I think ill give him my banking info so he wires me money

[asurus-rex]

Chat.. am i autistic or do i need to sleep?

[asurus-rex]

Chat am i depressed or do i need to sleep?

[asurus-rex]

Chat am i gay or do i need to sleep?

[asurus-rex]

GUYS IVE FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT!!!

Water tastes like a freshly sharpened pencil

[asurus-rex]

So one of my friends got me into the Yakuza series (fuck you) and he doesn't expect me to 100% it??? Like I don't tey to do that with every game i touch if I'm interested??? Hes like saying its alot of work? Which just makes me want to 100% it even more out of spite.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

haven't kept up w/ pokemon but i'm assuming there's a whale type that uses its blowhole to shoot a beam attack of some type, yes? surely?

[decidueye43]

Wailord and Cetitan are the closest to that

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what do u mean "closest". they are whale pokemones they must surely shoot energy beams of some such from their blowholes. this is the natural order of things, no?

[arceus-official]

Nah, sorry, not the natural order of things actually.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so i must rearrange it then.

[asurus-rex]

Regarding the fact you might be a god... go ahead actually i want to see what happens

[asurus-rex]

Do you think the Nintendo switch would be a top or bottom?