Xanax on the rocks

the greatest thing to be is completely unrestrained; to see unbridled laughter, express pure rage and unashamed desire

[racistspiderman]

[rtrixie]

I see no Europeans here

[new-------blog-deactivated20161]

what… the.. fuck

[saucy-sorcerer]

They are changing the demographic of Europe and I don’t have a problem with it. It’d be nice if they would respect the culture here tho. Is that really too much to ask? Just fucking assimilate. 

[racistspiderman]

Why don’t you have a problem with the ethnic erasure of Europeans in their own lands?

Why would they need to assimilate if they can beat us into submission to their values?

When they can take our women as theirs, harass and murder our men, and be rewarded for it by our politicians in the name of diversity.

[rtrixie]

The scale of the left’s reaction to multcultural ethnic replacement:

It’s not happening

It has to happen

Why do you care it’s happening?

I’m glad this is happening

[armedandgayngerous]

Daily Reminder; National Geographic was recently bought out by globalists.

[rtrixie]

Yup. Wasn’t it Murdoch?

[champagne]

A tragedy and a farce.

[asymptometry]

remember when Europeans forgot to assimilate into Asian/ African culture back in the colonial era? This is just the tables turning with their own flavor of “politically correct” forcing their hand in the matter. 

[asymptometry]

plan: 1. Assemble flow playlist (DEADMAU5) 2. Think of all the gr8 things that can fill the hole in ur mediastinum 3. Try 2 forget all the basic ass shit you planned for next week bc u was WEAK 4. Look 2 the skies and think of England (ty bear grylls for reminding us that things can always be worse)

[alexredgrave]

Joanna Wellick + text posts (for @gloomlee)

[Elliot] [Tyrell 1 2] [Darlene]

[alexredgrave]

Tyrell Wellick + text posts (pt.2)

[Elliot] [Tyrell 1 2] [Darlene] [Joanna]

[badpup82]

[asymptometry]

omg

[acchronychal]

“Hold the fuck up.” I say. I am the fuck up. Please hold me.

[asymptometry]

*gently sobs into pillow*

[asymptometry]

5 hours of 4x4=12 may fuck up your sanity

[sparkamovement-blog-blog]

What men mean when they talk about their “crazy” ex-girlfriend is often that she was someone who cried a lot, or texted too often, or had an eating disorder, or wanted too much/too little sex, or generally felt anything beyond the realm of emotionally undemanding agreement. That does not make these women crazy. That makes those women human beings, who have flaws, and emotional weak spots. However, deciding that any behavior that he does not like must be insane– well, that does make a man a jerk. And when men do this on a regular basis, remember that, if you are a woman, you are not the exception. You are not so cool and fabulous and levelheaded that they will totally get where you are coming from when you show emotions other than “pleasant agreement.” When men say “most women are crazy, but not you, you’re so cool” the subtext is not, “I love you, be the mother to my children.” The subtext is “do not step out of line, here.” If you get close enough to the men who say things like this, eventually, you will do something that they do not find pleasant. They will decide you are crazy, because this is something they have already decided about women in general.

Lady, You Really Aren’t “Crazy” (via seabearia)

[celinedijonmustard-deactivated2]

me: i want to have sex 

someone: just go out and have a one night stand with someone it’s not that hard 

me and my emotional monogamy craving ass:

[asymptometry]

SCREAMING

[chubbinafatzarelli]

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

[reallyabitch]

P

[joshpeck]

[bou48]

This is joy and happiness in one video

[pucciparlour]

i swear the whole time i was laughing with her

[corporateslut]

me

[asymptometry]

omg #measaparent

[arandomthot]

They’re not wrong

[asymptometry]

Drake is like me but a black guy

[gameofthronesdaily]

[i-was-a-naive--antifeminist]

[asymptometry]

omfg

[belinsky]

‘staring into the camera like you’re on the office’ is such an interesting cultural phenomenon because it points to one of my very favorite things in pop culture, which is the use of commonly known fictional situations to indicate an emotion or context that is extremely specific and can’t necessarily be communicated with language alone.

why do characters on the office look into the camera?  on the office, the characters are being filmed as part of a documentary; they understand they are being filmed and can acknowledge that fourth wall and those theoretical future viewers.  but because the office is a comedy, that fourth wall acknowledgement is not about explaining motivations or gaining approval for an action, but about sharing an agreement with a group of people who are not actually there.  

characters on the office look into the camera when something ridiculous is happening that no one in the room thinks is ridiculous but the person looking at the camera, were they to say ‘this is so ridiculous’ to the people in the room, their comrades in fiction, they would get serious pushback or anger; to those characters the situation is serious.  the character looking into the camera is a more objective viewer, like the audience, and by looking at us they’re putting themselves on our objective team.  and in the future when this ‘documentary’ would air, they would be vindicated as the person who understood that the situation was ridiculous.

so in real life, when we talk about ‘looking into the camera like we’re on the office’, this very specific emotion is what we’re referring to: that we’re in a situation that any objective viewer would find inherently ridiculous, and are seeking acknowledgement from an invisible but much larger group that would agree with us, even though nobody in the situation would do so.  we’re putting ourselves in an outsider position, a less emotional position, and inherently a more powerful position, because we’re not vulnerable to being laughed at like all the ridiculous people we’re among.  we’re among them, but we’re not with them, and the millions of people watching us on theoretical tv would be on our team, not theirs.  that’s such a specific idea and concept, and one that’s really hard to communicate in pure language.  but we can say ‘looking into the camera like we’re on the office’ and it’s much easier to communicate what we mean.

for me that’s what pop culture is for, and why it’s so important that it’s pop culture.  maybe it feels more special if it’s only you and a grape who know that something exists, but the more people consume something, the more its situations and reactions become common knowledge, a sort of communal well from which we can draw to articulate real life problems.  and ultimately, the easier it is for us to communicate and understand each other.

[asymptometry]

articulated better than I ever could, but yes this kind of thing is what makes pop culture worth participating in and studying #notjustfluff

[okayilubuhbye-deactivated201611]

[asymptometry]

I'm crying #bless

[woodmeat]

when she screaming “make me cum” but u don’t kno how

[frogloversanonymous]

what godless heathen used a picture of a puppy with an allergic reaction as a reaction image to a post like this

[woodmeat]

I did

[asymptometry]

CRYING