nat1 wis

no pronouns. never refer to me

[theforsakenprince]

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

[milfsisyphus]

“we’re being queerbaited again” stop acting like a pond catfish that can be baited with a piece of hot dog. some of us used to be blue marlin on the open ocean. it took them 12 years to reel us in.

[ioisource]

1️⃣, 2️⃣, 3️⃣, 4️⃣ 🎶🎸

[evardstentacles]

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

[oysters-aint-for-me]

please do yourself a favor & watch this rock climbing–themed drag king/burlesque performance set to “roxanne” by the police with all the lyrics but “rox” edited out

via @edithwigglesandgiggles on instagram

[throathole]

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

[throathole]

INCREDIBLE response

[sticksandsharks]

Family of Cyprinidae, Water-Type native to Kanto.

[notkatniss]

hi everyone im a blonde bisexual looking to terrorize the local club population which should I go with

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[ltwilliammowett]

A ‘Memento Mori’ scrimshaw from 1846, crafted from a human scapula. One side depicts a skull and a voluptuous nude, whilst the other shows the death of Captain Southworth, skipper of the barque ‘Le Grange’, following a whale attack. The piece is presented on a gilded pedestal and is displayed under an original 19th-century glass dome.

[twirlingfreckles]

2026 superwholock equivalent is Heated Rivalry, Interview With The Vampire, and somehow still Supernatural

[cannotacrowmb]

what's your favorite ship? serious shippers edition

hms surprise

edmund fitzgerald

mary ellen carter

hms indefatigable

endurance

hms terror

black pearl

the submarine from atlantis: the lost empire

the walrus

pequod

mary celeste

the dawn treader

Voting ended onJul 17

the other ships poll didn't have basically any of the ships in my top 10 so i'm making another one

[starrynet]

what’s your favorite ship?

titanic

hms terror

uss enterprise

ever given (the container ship that blocked the suez canal in 2021)

captain ahab’s whaling vessel

ship of theseus

battleship monopoly token

mclennon

Voting ended onJul 14

[dajo42]

it felt like it was january for three months and now ten days of february have passed in what felt like about five hours. feels weird

[dajo42]

oh cool a post i made about time passing weirdly in february 2020. im sure the rest of that year felt normal though

[tockthewatchdog]

optimization makes so many things better and safer and easier, but we also lose so much sauce and juice. like how every car now is a ridiculous jelly bean because it's all crumple zone so you can flip your car 6 times going 80 mph and walk away from the accident, but the price you pay is that your car is a big dumb jelly bean, and we will never look as cool as they did in the 70s, when 1 milliom people died every day bc they got distracted lighting their daughter's cigarette for her and drove their 10,000 pound oldsmobile cutlass through the steel railing of a bridge and instantly sank to the bottom of a river

[aquatransmissaest]

John Silver actually thought for mutiple real minutes they were going to run away to St. Augustine together. Why did he think that was logical given Flint's everything

[aquatransmissaest]

When [redacted] makes me follow a man blindly

[notlayingroses]

in my opinion, the question isn't "Is RPF ethical?" but rather "Are you engaging with RPF ethically?" and even more importantly, "Are you being stupid about it?"

I personally hate any kind morality thought policing. I'm not Catholic or religious and I do not feel guilty over my thoughts. You are not an inherently evil person because you saw two athletes in an interview and went "Hmmm...... what if...." The Feds are not going to come banging down your door because you wrote about one band member dicking down the other and sent it to your friend.

Wondering about other people's lives is very human. Being nosy about their personal lives is very normal. People have been writing fiction about other people's lives since the dawn of time. Some people even manage to write New York Times Bestselling Books that are "historical fiction" or "alternate reality." It does not make you inherently bad to be curious about the details of someone's personal life. That's being human. Being nosy is kind of fun.

The problem, however, comes with the ways in which people engage with it, and involve the real people in this. Harassing an musician's real girlfriend because it doesn't fit into the RPF ship. Showing up at real sporting events holding signs about how certain teammates should kiss. Trying to get actors to sign art of them fucking their coworker. Flooding social media with comments using the celebrity's full name and speculation. There's a line, there's a fourth wall, and there's fandom etiquette.

I hate the question of "Is RPF ethical" because it feels like morality thought policing. Post your fics on locked accounts, censor someone's name when you tweet about it, blow up your groupchat with hundreds of "DID YOU SEE THE WAY THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER??" texts. It's not inherently evil to wonder what other people are doing when they're out of the spotlight. Kill the cop in your mind.

But just have some basic decency and do not involve the real people. Don't cross the line without caring how it affects them. This is basic fandom 101 and lately we have been flying too close to the damn sun! Everyone get more normal about RPF so major news outlets and magazines stop posting articles about "Is RPF ethical?" and blowing up our spot!