Alice Not-So-In-Wonderland

Last checked : 1988, July the 28th Hi, I'm Alice, 26, french, glad to meet you. And you, what is your life?

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[diaxox]

The worst feeling is feeling unwanted by the person you want the most.

unknown (via 2bad)

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ISAAC ASIMOV ‘A lifetime of learning’

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Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

[thats-not-a-thing]

Cons of being gay: both you and your husband will die on the titanic.

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i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

[stillhereunfortunately]

If you use plenty of capital letters, bold and italics, YOU CAN’T BE WRONG and the internet is your oyster to shout whatever you want at.

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THE MOON HAS FLESH

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[memeguy-com]

So my professor cancelled our class today

[teamrocketing]

my university has these toilets and they’re honestly ridiculous

"what is your gender?" “Top hats”

[fabrickind]

*walks up to these toilets in a bowler hat and red lipstick*

*panics*

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians

ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague

it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

[ohmycarveredlund]

and fucking died

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humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

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[theydontsoundlikeme]

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Dietmar Voorwold

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My sister told me that when she was little and saw white people in make up commercials and never black people, she thought it was just because white people were ugly and black people were beautiful and didn’t need make up

[beenwandering]

help I’m having emotions about a cartoon antidepressant trying to be useful

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DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY GIF AN ABILIFY COMMERCIAL 

[kdaziz]

yes but look at it, it cares about her and just wants to help her be able to function. It’s like “I know you’re sad. here, I’ll help you.”

[mcgonagirl]

LIKE OKAY THOUGH can I explain why this is exceedingly brilliant??  Because when anti-depressants work right, that’s what they DO.  They don’t make you happy or emotionless or unhealthy in any way, they make you FUNCTIONAL.  They make it so that a depressed person who can barely get out of bed can start to support themselves again and more importantly, start to THINK for themselves again without the permeating presence of depression.

Depression is a cyclical disease, that tells you to think a certain way, and, because you’re depressed, you generally believe it, and then things get worse and worse.  The ONLY thing anti-depressants do is to STOP that cycle in its tracks!!  Which is something to be ecstatic about and celebrated, even if you don’t realize it at the time, because when you’re depressed, getting out of bed is climbing Mount Everest.  Antidepressants help stop that cycle so that one day soon, getting out of bed can JUST be getting out of bed.  They don’t even expedite the recovery process in most cases, they just make recovery POSSIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE.  So this little guy is portrayed with a fuckton more accuracy than I ever expected from a commercial.

[metalheadswaltzing]

It’s back and adorable

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CNN Discussion feat. Amanda Seales and Steve Santagati.

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you know what, fuck it, I’m going to reblog this twice because I have a story to tell.

Almost two years ago I was approached by a man at a bar. He was very handsome— tall, with great cheek bones and the kind of eyes that crinkle at the corners with every smile. That man asked to buy me and my friends a drink. 

Not wanting to give him the wrong idea, we turned him down. None of us were single, and we’d all had experiences where men have expected things from us after providing seemingly generous acts of charity. 

That man spent the rest of the night harassing us. He followed us around the bar, dumped a beer over my friend’s head when she confronted him, made lewd comments about my ass when I walked passed to go to the bathroom. We tried to tell the bar staff what was happening, but with the room being so crowded, by the time we managed to locate the bouncer, he’d disappeared into a throng of people.

That man approached us when we were on our way to our car. He was verbally aggressive, throwing slurs at us and stepping into our personal space. When I pushed him away, he punched me in the face hard enough to knock me down. When my friend tried to call the police, he slammed her head into a wall. 

We were lucky that after that, he panicked an ran away. It could have been much, much worse.

Bottom line? Fuck you if you think all women want is attention from attractive men. Fuck you for eternity.

Attention from an attractive man didn’t give me an ego boost. It gave me a fucking black eye. 

[jimhines]

"Attention from an attractive man didn’t give me an ego boost. It gave me a fucking black eye."

[jcoleknowsbest]

men gotta stop this shit…

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This makes me so sad because it’s true. 

[gerrykeay]

honestly my favorite line from “Uptown Funk” is definitely “make a dragon wanna retire, man” because that’s honestly such a great mental image. an elderly, tired dragon taking a look at Bruno Mars and going “alright then, that’s my sign. time to let the young ones have at it.” taking out their 401k gold hoard. moving to a cave in Miami. collecting dragon pension