things i cant believe happen in botfa:
tauriel and galadriel run off in a lesbian relationship
the white gems are actually all three silmarils
maglor comes in at the end to take them screaming “FOR FATHER”
thorinduil becomes canon with a graphic sex scene
legolas dies twice
stephen colbert does a cameo of aragorn
celeborn punches gandalf for flirting with galadriel
it ends with tom bombadil looking evilly into the camera as if he has planned the entire thing

















