Tasers and Large Sweaters

[Darcy Lewis indie rp - selective blog: only rp with mutual followers - multiverse and multiship - please use 'mentions' instead of tags or I know I won't find the posts!]  people about to be tased

[ataserandlargesweaters]

//Hello everyone!

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[dstormborn]

[thebiochemiss]

The other had an interesting way of talking much more free and relaxed and very different from the usual way of speaking among the agents. Jemma found it much more casual to speak with Darcy and therefore it was hard not take an instant liking of the other.

"Thank you, miss Lewis." she smiled at the other trying to hold back the thousands of questions she had about Thor and the Asgardian world. It was simply too much for her to understand - it did not make any sense. The Norse Gods should long had been gone.

[ataserandlargesweaters]

"Darcy! Miss Lewis is my grandma," she corrected her with a grin, taking a seat on a stool, "And I think we are about the same age, so it's definitely weird. For me, at least. I don't work for... well, I don't work at all, but even if I did, it would probably not be something that has anything to do with formality." 

[steeve-rogers-rp-deactivated201]

  Steve lifted his gaze to find him in the crowd of passengers. The guy stood out like a sore thumb, especially as he seemed to be taking a good look at every woman’s bottom and boobs on the carriage. Something inside Steve riled up and he clenched his fists a little in his lap, shaking his head. “Let me deal with it.” He said, lifting the ballcap that had been hiding his identity. Steve turned to face the stranger again and flashed her a smile as Captain America this time and not just a random guy keeping his head low on a train.

[ataserandlargesweaters]

That guy couldn't possibly be from there, because no man would help some random stranger in the train with something like that. "What..." she started, trailing off at the smile on his face, forgetting what she wanted to say. He was handsome, that would have been obvious to just anyone, but there was something else, something familiar about him. "Be... careful?" she tried, doubting he'd get a scratch with those arms. No, really, she had seen him before.

[steeve-rogers-rp-deactivated201]

  Steve had been sat quite contently by himself. He leaned forward in his seat, his elbows resting on his legs as he tapped the heels of his feet a little every so often. He was in his own little bubble, for once more paying attention to the world around him. The sudden stranger sat beside him and he was startled out of his trance. His eyes searching hers wildly for a second before the stranger explained. Steve snapped into action rather quickly, a large smile gracing his face, “It’s been a while!” He replied happily to her before his eyes broke away from her gaze and skimmed the train. “Which one?” Steve muttered under his breath.

[ataserandlargesweaters]

"The one who can't keep his eyes front even now, with the blue jacket and the pig's attitude," Darcy muttered, annoyed by the fact that she couldn't just tase him. At least the stranger had understood immediately and was being nice about it. "Sorry, usually I take care of this kind of stuff by myself, but if they stop the train because of me the other passengers will want my head... I'd want my head." 

[ataserandlargesweaters]

She couldn't tase someone inside a train, she knew that. She would end up hurting the wrong person or getting in trouble anyone, and she wouldn't give that jerk the satisfaction. Looking around at the next stop, when many left, she noticed that there was an empty seat right next to a muscular guy with a hat, someone who would definitely intimidate him. So Darcy walked to him with the confidence of an old friend, "Hey! I didn't know you were here!" she exclaimed with a cheerfulness that didn't belong to her, stopping right in front of the stranger and whispering with a smile still plastered on her face: "Please, pretend to know me for five minutes, there is a man pissing me off and if I use my taser on him I'll end up making a mess." 

steeve-rogers-rp

[ataserandlargesweaters]

When Darcy looked up and saw which one of the doctors was checking the monitor near her bed today, she had to hold back a snort. From her door she had been able to assist to weird stuff, including him and the cute doctor in blue that followed him everywhere. "Doctor... Dorian, I think, was looking for you here about a minute ago. I think he has some girl problems. Or boy problems. Not sure if Turk is a man or woman."  

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[mxpotts]

  Pepper started to walk and she looked towards the girl as she spoke. She offered her another smile as she said. “Call me Pepper. I consider you a friend, Darcy.” she gave a little nod of her head before she turned her head and got them access into the labs. “And besides only people that work for me have to call me Miss.Potts..or people I want to be a afraid of me.” a teasing smirk came to her face.

[ataserandlargesweaters]

Darcy threw her an incredulous look at the idea of being a friend of Pepper Potts. "I think you settle for very little when looking for friends... but I'll take it, because it's awesome," she stated, looking around to see where the most dangerous stuff was - a habit taken working with a very distracted Jane. "Ooh, nice," she grinned, appreciating that surprisingly teasing side of her. 

[redfacsimile]

"Experiences change and shape who we are, even when you’re pretty old. Steve’s definitely changed, I think the Avengers has changed all of us. We’ve moved on from being a time bomb to a team. It’s been good for all of us." Natasha smirked, snagging a drink off of a passing tray. She pondered the contents before speaking again.

"From the way I hear the story, Darcy Lewis, you did a sight more than run away with animals. If how Thor tells it isn’t ridiculously embellished. He’s proud of you and Jane, and I think you both had a hand in showing Thor how to be human." After a moment she tasted the liquid in the glass, grimacing at it.

"You don’t sound insane from Thor’s point of view, he tells it like you were brave and smart. You were frightened, and you fought back." She grinned at Darcy.

"I’ve heard much about Lady Sif, but I’ve never met her. Even May is enamored with her, and May doesn’t get enamored with anyone."

[ataserandlargesweaters]

She wondered what her experienced had done to her, if she had changed at all. She didn't feel different, but then again there had been so much crap in her life, starting from the day she was born, that maybe she had already reached her 'maximum point of change' and she was just going to stay that way, unperturbed until something really big, bigger than Loki, would happen.  No, it changed that now I know how important those three guys are for me, she thought, Jane, Eric and Thor coming to her mind.  She was pulled out of her thoughts pretty quickly when Natasha kept talking about her.  "I... no, I think Thor just gets too much enthusiastic about stuff, I didn't do anything. Jane is the brain, I just followed her orders," she quickly deflected the compliments, still appalled by it, "Anyone would fight back to survive, whether it's a guy falling from the sky or aliens running after you... The people in New Mexico didn't understand what was going on and someone had to lead them away, I was just going in that direction, so..." she shrugged a little, her heart squeezing at the idea that Thor thought nice things of her. 

"May? Who's May? New Avenger?" she asked, grateful for the new topic. 

[emberveins-deactivated20160207]

  "Darcy, it wasn’t your fault. We’ll get those bastards, I promise," Steve assured her and grabbed his helmet and placed it on his head. "Don’t use your taser unless you have to. I’d prefer it if you didn’t get tangled up in this more than you already are. Just do as I say, alright?" Steve asked, readying his shield. 

[ataserandlargesweaters]

Darcy sighed, "Steve, no offense... but you are not an idiot so you can't really understand someone who is. It's not the first time I fail Jane," she admitted, starting to walk towards the door, though she knew she had to wait for him, "I'll follow your orders best I can, okay? Just... give priority to those files. They might be really important. I can take care of myself, so go for them and don't look back." 

[cxptisanarchive]

    "So you’re the one who got him addicted to those toaster pastries that Stark is constantly having to restock," he asked, laughing at the memory of Stark’s face the first time they had to order more. The man couldn’t believe that Thor had gone through as many as he had even though Steve had tried to warn him. At least now he knew just where the addiction had come from. "Well, we didn’t have much of a choice. We couldn’t just let Loki take over the world. So we did what had to be done," he explained, shrugging his shoulders. If the god had actually defeated them he knew that this particular conversation wouldn’t be taking place. At least they had actually defeated Loki and as he continued to open up the cabinets in search of coffee, he wondered just what else would be thrown his way. First Loki then HYDRA. What next? Or maybe he shouldn’t even be thinking of such things. He knew if he did the worst possible thing would probably happen. To him and the team. "I did?" He asked looking at the cabinet he’d just opened up. "Huh, I guess I did. I knew it was here somewhere. I’ve seen people make it. Just never knew where." He pulled down the coffee container and passed it over to the other. "Make enough for both of us then?"

[ataserandlargesweaters]

"Guilty! I regret nothing!" Darcy exclaimed, this time grinning proudly. "Jane will hate me forever for that, so of course I'm glad I did." She gave a tilt of head to agree with the fact that Loki had to be stopped. "Bless your eagle-like soul. You can have all the coffee you want," she stated firmly, grabbing the coffee and quickly going to the coffee-maker. There were two kinds, all brand Stark, and she picked the oldest one because it was the only one she knew how to make it work. "It's actually a good thing I met you, I was looking to catch at least one Avenger..." she make him sign to come closer so she could lower her voice, "Look, about Thor, since you guys will see each other again... Could you avoid mentioning how awful Loki was? He... he died to protect Thor during the last alien attack in Britain, it's a sore subject. Their mom died too. So if you guys could... avoid talking about that..." 

[inhumanhacker]

Skye grinned. “Oh god this is going to be so much fun. May doesn’t care, she’ll let me talk at her, but isn’t interested, Fitzsimmons go on about how everything is unlikely and wouldn’t happen and kill the joy, but now you and me can totally fangirl!” She laughed softly, taking a long drink. “Oh god and the only girl on the team, I bet she has them all whipped.” She smiled thinking about it. “Oh Pepper has Tony which is so awesome, but then Natasha, i think I’d have to go with being like Natasha. because who wouldn’t?”

[ataserandlargesweaters]

"I love that you say ‘she’ll let me talk at her’, says a lot about her scary side,” Darcy chuckled, then nodded quickly at the idea that the Black Widow would keep them in check. “Makes me think of Lady Sif, have you met her? Thor’s friend? When she showed up on Earth the first time she was all kinds of scary soldier except…” she looked around for a moment as if afraid that the Asgardian would show up and rip her head off, “The first minutes when she found Thor, she was adorable. It was like watching Xena play with puppies. She waved at him like a kid.” 

[inhumanhacker]

Skye laughed. “No she really is okay, but yeah never get on her bad side, she has wicked Hatefu skills.” Skye nodded. “Yeah I met her, she is so badass! She came down to recapture this Asgardian named Lorelei. It was just after I had been shot, so I didn’t get to really work wih her. But she was so awesome.” Skye’s eyes widened. “Please tell me you got a video of it?”

[ataserandlargesweaters]

"Hatefu?" Darcy repeated with a laugh. "Wait, Lorelei? I don't know a Lorelei... You got shot?" It was funny to have found someone who when excited threw all kinds of informations around like she did. Now there were two people who could give Jane headache. "Nope, sorry, I'm too broke to have a phone like that, mine can only take pictures," she sighed. "You don't understand the pain of having breakfast with Thor or chatting with Fandral and not being able to make a video..." 

[thebiochemiss]

The other talked so much and so fast and Jemma had a hard time following her. Blinking a few times she smiled hoping it was the right reaction to what the other had said. Maybe the other would see her confusion though - just as easy as people saw through her lies.

"I’m a biochemist, yes." she smiled. She was not the one to label herself a genius despite already having quite a few PhDs despite her age. "Specialising in humans and aliens." she told the other.

[ataserandlargesweaters]

"That is so awesome," Darcy shook her head, having the impression that she had managed to confuse her. Jane had told her to try to calm down, not everyone spoke Darcy-language. "Well, whatever help you might need... You are the brain and I'm the brawn," she decided to say, to sum things up. "And if you ever need to know something about Thor and Jane is not around, you an ask me."

[shouldbepropernow]

"Oh, no. I just think everyone’s clever in their own way. Besides, I’m have a slight biological advantage- my father’s extraordinarily clever as well, so…" She chuckled and pulled away, putting Darcy’s hand down. "There. Good as new. Well, I mean, it’s bandaged and it should heal alright."

[ataserandlargesweaters]

"The only biological advantage I have shows in the kitchen," Darcy snorted, daring to look at her hand only after Simmons told her she was done. Thank God she didn't seem to have taken much after her parents, she'd be probably siding with Hydra or something like that otherwise. "Thank you. Hey, do you want me to bring you a coffee or something? I'm not gonna go back to Jane so I might as well try to make myself useful here." 

[commander-steve]

Pizza. Yeah, he could go for a huge slice with thin-as-paper crust. Man, now that she mentioned it, he was pretty hungry, and it would be rather unbecoming to eat an entire tray of h’ordeuvres by himself, though they were good enough and he was hungry enough to do so. “I don’t know what they’re for, but all it’s doing is making me very hungry.” 

Listening to her talk, he knew it was all logical from a subjective viewpoint. However, as he liked to think objectively at these times, he couldn’t help but to harbor ill will against him, to wish that Thor would see that only sick, evil people did what his brother had done. Had Steve done the same, he wasn’t sure if he’d want people to show him any mercy. Loki was dead. Steve had lost a man quiet like his brother once. He knew the pain it caused. But Bucky was good. 

Perhaps he was capable of seeing this only from one side. 

But it was the news of the mother passing that changed his emotions, that took him from the path of hating Loki to feeling true and actual sympathy. “I understand that part, at least.” He glanced over to Thor, shaking his head. Thousands of years more with a mother certainly wouldn’t take away the pain, he assumed. “I—”

Without another thought, his eyes shot to where hers lay, marking the empty corridor with a raised brow. “Is everything alright?”

[ataserandlargesweaters]

"Right? I want ten of them," Darcy muttered, even though she had been reminded by Ian of all the people to keep her love for food to herself among 'classy people'. She didn't care about being ladylike, she wanted to eat more. 

But of course she wasn't going to eat. She wasn't going to do anything but bolt out of that place with Eric and his pants. "I think... my friend is about to be arrested," she said in a strangled voice, eyes on the door to check that he wouldn't actually walk in, "Of course. The moment I find someone I actually want to talk to, he's gonna flash someone or... Jane!" she turned around to call, but her friend was too far, having actual real fun, and Darcy groaned, "I'm sorry, I have to go, Eric... I have to go before he gets in serious trouble, damn it!" she had barely mentioned that Loki had had lasting effect but she didn't think she would have evoked an example. She started running as much as the heels allowed, nearly pushing people out of her way, turning in the direction Eric had taken. "Eric! Eric, where are you?" she called, torn between whispering and yelling, horrified at the idea of him entering someone's room to do science and be found like that. 

[thebiochemiss]

"Thank you miss Lewis." Jemma smiled at the other and wondered why she had been sent to bring her the files. She had heard about Darcy from Coulson and immediately understood what he meant - Darcy was different from the rest of them. "You know what to get for dr. Foster?" she asked and gestured to the other for her to follow her further into the lab.

[ataserandlargesweaters]

"No idea whatsoever," Darcy answered candidly, "They said to pick up the files about the Asgardian matter you have whenever they are ready and to help you with what you need. As in coffee and stuff like that, I'm the not-genius of the group. I think that son of Coul... I mean, Coulson was just trying to give me something to do because I accused him of stealing my i-pod in front of other people and didn't want a repeat." She was weirdly glad that he wasn't dead - not just because Thor had been particularly sad when he had informed her of the events during the Battle of New York, but because she could tell he was nice. She wasn't sure of how, but she knew he was. "You are a super genius, though, right? With bio-stuff?" 

[thebiochemiss]

ataserandlargesweaters has entered the lab

Along with the stories of Thor Coulson had mentioned doctor Jane Foster and Darcy Lewis, but Jemma had never thought she would meet any of the two women. Maybe she had secretly wished to meet Jane as the other was a scientist too, but when she learned that she had to meet up with Darcy Jemma had no idea what to expect. "Darcy Lewis? Hi, I’m agent Jemma Simmons." she introduced herself when the doors opened.

[ataserandlargesweaters]

Darcy had been nervous at the idea of following Jane to SHIELD, especially when they had split up and she had been directed to the labs. She knew how to deal with Jane - give her caffeine in the morning, bring her food, take notes, not allow her to forget to shower or other things necessary to survive, annoy her until she gave up on her laptop when she was exaggerating - but she couldn't imagine what kind of scary scientists that place might have.  No, scratch that, she thought, when a young woman who looked a thousand times friendlier than agent May greeted her. Well, obviously the best way to act when she felt unsure was to just go for it. "Yeah, that's me. I was sent here to give you Jane's files and collect the stuff for her... and basically be out of her way before I annoyed one of the other agents enough to shoot me. Hi."