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@atattletale
Iām not going to tell you because then everyone will find out, and theyāll know it came from me. [sighs, tapping her fingers on her chin] If you can guess, Iāll tell you if youāre right or not.
No one will find out! I swear! No way thatās not fair, I at least need like a hint.Ā
Iām not admitting anything. Ludo Bagman snogs everything in sight, it doesnāt mean he likes me. Besides, it was a stupid bet. (She shrugs) The guys on the team started acting like little pricks so he apparated me home.Ā
You so are! He bet on getting to snog you? Well thatās...dumb. Why didnāt he just do it? I know he likes you. So he like saved you from the stupid guys? Thatās adorable. --When are you going out again?
Iām sorry! [ he whines, shrugging ] I donāt know - I just thought that was a nice thing little sisters just do. I wouldnāt know, my sisters donāt visit me at work, theyāre quite far. [ he smiles a bit to himself at the idea ] Um - I mean, soft, yeah - there wasā¦tongue - it was nice, okay? I donāt know yet. Davey said I should take her to a movie. Thatās what I was going to ask. Where do you think I should take her? Iām sure you get asked this in your column like five times everyday.Ā
You should be! No way, no little sister does that much for her brother, thatād be weird. Her brother can eat them when he gets home! Good! Then that means sheās not a sloppy kisser and thatās important in every relationship. So you liked it? Davey doesnāt know anything about this. The movies is not a good first date if you really like her. All youāll do is sit there, in the dark, and maybe snog but youād already done that. If you really like her I think you should take her to a cute dinner, or even some other place you think sheād like. She made you cookies right? Maybe you could take her to like the best dessert place in the world after. Thatād be sweet. Ā
What? I do not understand. Do I know you?Ā
Wait --isnāt your name Constance? Iām Bertha --Bertha Jorkins and Caradocās total best friend in the world. she holds out her hand.
{ Future - March 1988 }
I hope so! Well you know Minister Bagnold has been very supportive so she was the one who told me, but you canāt tell anyone, all right? It was a confidential conversation. By the way, are you giving Bagman access to my office?Ā
Thatās so awesome! Oh yeah sheās totally supportive sheās the one who let me go through like three departments before this one. No way Iām not going to tell anyone! Iām totally trusting. What? ...No. No way.Ā
{ Future May 1993 }
Charity blinked, confused and irrationally hurt.
āBertha? You alright? Itās me, Charity! You know?ā
Charity...no Iām sorry I totally forgot your name. I think I remember your face though. Youāre like a professor right? Or something?
{ Future May 1993 }
Is it the sunglasses? [takes them off] Itās uh, me Bert. James? James Potter?
Oh, yeah yeah thatās it. James Potter --youāre like...famous? Yeah?
{ Future May 1993 }
Yes, we have been friends for years. How are you feeling?Ā
Thatās so great --because youāre really pretty. I like to think I have pretty friends. How long have we been friends? Wait, no I swear I know this. Two --no three years? I feel good, except my hair feels kind of frizzy. Does it look frizzy?
{ Future - March 1988 }
I always talk about work, it doesnāt count. I said there might be a chance Iām promoted soon! How awesome is that?! That means one step closer to be named fuckinā Head of Department!Ā
So youāre going to be like totally on the top --thatās amazing! How do you know thereās a chance? Did someone tell you, or did you like overhear something?
{ Future May 1993 }
Iām Amelia, B. Amelia Bones? From school?Ā
You said that, I knew it! So yeah weāre like...friends? Yes? Thatās nice.Ā
{ Future May 1993 }
Iām sorry --I swear you said it. But --um who are you again?
{ Future - March 1988 }
No, you werenāt. Iām offended.Ā
Yes, totally am! You were saying something about work, I know that. My ears were so open.Ā
{ Future - March 1988 }
Yeah, yeah! I had a meeting this morning, but Iām done now so go on. I swear Iām listening.Ā
Ministry of Magic [Dec.Ā ā86]
Get out of my way, or I swear I will hex you into a toadstool.
Oh! I swear I wasnāt try to be in your way.Ā
Nothing happened! We just snogged.Ā
Thatānot nothing! Now you can admit it, I was so right he totally likes you. What happened after you snogged?
You know Iām sorry, I was busy with night patrols and stuff. So I couldnāt find the time to come visit you. But Iām here and telling you now. [ he twists his lips to the side ] Do you think she really did that? I mean - she told me they were for him. [ he chews on his bottom lip, smiling shyly ] I kinda did both..? Please donāt scream. [ he chuckles a bit ] I actually need your adviceā¦
You should be sorry! This is stuff I should know as soon as it happens! You know that! Yes she totally did that, those cookies were never for him. Who brings their brother cookies at work for no reason?! She did it to run into you, and you so know it. You did?! she squeals. Iām so happy for you! But like what kind of kiss? Soft? Quick? Cute? Was there tongue? Where are you taking her!? --Okay okay Iām here for advice. Finally!
āThe chandeliers were shooting stars, the drums and horns and soft guitars were sounding more like nightingales, the window curtains blew like sails.ā
