A Teasing Taste

A sneaky little sideblog for all sorts of temptations Lesbian 🏳️‍🌈-29-she/her

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These jeans are getting so fucking tight 😮‍💨

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Double-parked with pizza the other night because one of my lovely followers knew just what to say to encourage me. You know who you are 😘

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Wow you're really starting to get a big round heavy belly aren't you?

Would be a shame if a pretty girl came along and poked and pinched your big big belly 🐷

Would be a real shame if she made you oink for yummy snacks. Go ahead oink for us piggy :)

Does this count? 😘

P.S. It was this Ask that had me thinking about stuffing myself, even before training got cancelled tonight. If only there was a pretty girl here to poke and pinch this big, heavy belly 🫦

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Netball training cancelled due to the weather? Guess I better make up for it by lazing in bed, watching YouTube videos, and having:

- special fried rice

- honey chicken

- prawn & pork gyoza

- prawn crackers

- a whole block of peanut chocolate

- and a 600ml Coke

I mean… I’m still huffing and puffing… Just for a different reason. 😮‍💨😉

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Have you ever tried doing a 24 hour stuffing like you wake up in the morning do a morning stuffing then a lunch stuffing then a dinner stuffing go to sleep and if u wake up at all then mid night stuffing then you show us results before and after each meal then just make a long post of your day

I was about to say that I haven’t tried to do that, as I’m not really a breakfast person. But then I realised, as I lay in bed replying to this, that I’m currently eating the two and half slices of pizza that I couldn’t quite manage last night before I fell into a food coma. And I guess that’s breakfast, isn’t it? 😳

Perhaps, next time I have a day or two to myself, I’ll have to try this…

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About to go sleep off this food baby.

Holy shit I look pregnant. 🫠

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Do you have any before pics? And what do you weigh now vs when you were fit?

Not really, no… I’ve never been huge on taking photos of myself.

That said, I have put on about 66lbs in the past 8 years or so. The past 25ish being in the last 9 months. 🤭

My weight has been fluctuating recently, but I seem to be hovering around 180lbs currently.

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Day 3 of 3 stuffing myself whilst house sitting…

Holy fucking shit 😮‍💨 I ate so much on this final day, and not all of it alone, either.

Alone, across the afternoon, I ate:

- the other half of the Thai green that I made on Day 1 (which was 2-3 ‘normal’ serves)

- a bag of mini Reese’s cups

- and a Turkish bread roll toasted and slathered in salted butter

Then, I went to my friend’s house with a few of us there to watch the F1 Monaco race, and at a 500g schnitzel with margherita topping and chips, and drank a bottle of wine to myself for dinner.

These photos were taken as soon as I finished eating, but I just kept getting more and more bloated as I sat there, trying to watch the race without rubbing my belly. 😩 It was so hard to try and be normal.

Do you think I gained any weight this weekend? 🤭

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Day 2 of 3 stuffing myself whilst house sitting for a friend. Thank god this jumper hides everything 😳

Today I ate a massive serving of Thai green, then jumped straight in the car to pick another friend up and take them to family engagement party. I could feel it settling and bloating me up on the drive there, but by the time I got back home I was starting to feel hungry again…

So I made myself a huge chicken and salad sandwich, ate a whole bag of peanut m&ms, and then promptly fell into a food coma. 🤭

And THEN, 4hrs later, I went and picked my friend back up, and on the way back to hers she bought me a large 10pc nugget meal with a large coke from McDonald’s as a thank you while getting her own food. 🫠

And now, I’m lying in bed, having just finished a whole block of chocolate, about to fall asleep again. If only I had someone here to cuddle with me and rub my belly. 😮‍💨

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Before and After: 325g of spinach and ricotta ravioli, garlic bread absolutely drowned in butter, 500ml of apple juice, and a whole packet of chocolate coated biscuits. 😮‍💨

Day 1 of 3 house sitting went well… but now I’m up for Day 2 and starving…

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“Sorry coach, I can’t come to training tonight. I slipped earlier today and twinged my knee!”

…Carb loading will help my recovery though, right guys? Yeah, that’s what I thought. That’s why I had all that creamy chicken pasta.

If only I hadn’t eaten all of my sweet treats earlier this week. I could really go for some dessert right now to top it all off…

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Anon from before :)

your'e sooo sweet!

I also wanted to say that if I was your coach I'd be encouraging you to get BIG!

I mean every team needs a fat, out of shape piggy to show the rest what not to do...

I think you might be spending a bit of extra time on the bench this season ;)

Oh, I wish you were my coach!

My actual coach keeps trying to build our match fitness, making us run laps at the start of each training on top of all of our drills. 😩

And look at me! I think I’m much more suited to your suggestion:

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Heya

just wanted to say I love your turtleneck! Shows off your round belly and cute lil double chin so nicely :)

Awww thank you so much!

I’ve been wanting one for ages, and found that one super cheap. I just had to re-sew about 6inches of the right side seam because it had come undone and I didn’t realise. I am blaming poor quality for this and NOT my quote unquote “round belly”. Even if I only noticed it once I’d worn it home, the day after buying it. 👀

Also. CUTE LIL DOUBLE CHIN?? I don’t know what you’re talking about… 😳

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Wow that fat round belly looks like its here to stay now piggy :)

I hope your skinny friends have been teasing you relentlessly for turning yourself into the fat friend of the group. Let yourself become their go to leftover bin.

On that what are some of the other things you are into piggy?

It’s… it’s not THAT round, is it?

I’m still doing a good job of hiding it when I’m not so full that I can barely do more than moan and rub my belly, aren’t I?

In fact, I’m sure I COULD lose it. I COULD! Definitely. Yeah… I’m not THAT fat…

I guess my friends have been giving me some looks, recently, though… And there might have been a few comments here and there, asking why I still have items of clothing I’m letting them borrow, because there’s no way they still fit me.

As for what I’m into- I’m still playing two sports! We’re mid-season for both of them right now. But I also enjoy watching a bunch of different sports; it’s playoff hockey season, and istg if VGK win this whole thing imma be PISSED. (Would I love to see Mitch Marner win a cup? YES. Do I want Carter Hart to win one? Absolutely the fuck NOT).

Aside from sports, I read a lot (mostly fic on AO3 rn, but also traditionally published books), and I also write. I have a couple of passion projects that haven’t seen the light of day, and an ongoing fic series on AO3 for a fandom I’ve always enjoyed. Music is also big for me; I can sing, and enjoy listening to a wide variety of genres.

Thank you for sending in this Ask, Anon 😘

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Brunch with friends today had some… effects… 😳

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the phrase well fed is so hot to me it makes me dizzy yes I'm taking such good care of you and it shows .oh god

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Getting harder and harder to hide this thing, but black’s still slimming, right?? Even when I’m full of pasta burrata, bread, and peach cobbler?