Eight Makes One Team

- Ateez

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Ateez responding to San saying “We have a problem”:

Hongjoong: “Gimme a sec, I’m not drunk enough for this”

Seonghwa: “No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps getting into problems”

Yunho: “If you mean the small fire in the kitchen, that’s our solution to last week’s problem”

Yeosang: “Let me guess. You caused it?”

Mingi: “You call it a problem, I call it a solution”

Wooyoung: “And it’s another Thursday, what’s your point?”

Jongho: “Would smacking you solve the problem? No? Then get out”

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San: What do you think of this idea?

Hongjoong: I’d like to agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong

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Jongho: I need to go de-stress

Seonghwa: Where are you going?

Jongho: To demolish the living room

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who's your ult bias?

Don't get us wrong... We love Ateez... But...

It all started with BTS and Seventeen...

J's ult has been Vernon from Seventeen since the beginning, and A just came to the conclusion that Joshua from Seventeen is her ult (tbh it's been a long and tiring journey of her getting wrecked every other day...)

Please don't be disappointed in us, we can't help it🙃

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Mingi: If someone gets nosy just… You know… Shoot ‘em

Yeosang: Shoot ‘em?!

Mingi: Politely

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Seonghwa to San: Hongjoong says that if you blow up the house he's going to put you up for adoption

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Wooyoung: Hey, I’d like to hear some advice

Yeosang: You’re asking me for advice??

Wooyoung: I’m not going to take it, I just want to hear it

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*Mingi and Yunho playing chess*

Yunho: Hey! That’s cheating!

Mingi: No

Mingi: That’s improvising

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*San doing something stupid*

Jongho: Can I kill him?

Hongjoong: No…

Jongho: ... Just a little bit?

Hongjoong: NO!

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Yunho: A is for organization

Seonghwa: According to WHAT alphabet??

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Seonghwa: I appreciate you trying to teach the kids English

Yeosang: Thank you

Seonghwa: But can you please stop doing it through vines?

Yeosang: I don’t know what you’re talking about

*a scream appears in the distance*

San: Wooyoung! You almost made me drop my croissant!

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Hey everybody😊

We know it's been a while, but life just keeps happening😅

We'll get back to posting regularly at some point again, but it might take a little while. Please be patient with us🙏🏻

Some exciting news:

A is starting her 2nd year at university

J got accepted at her dream university with her dream major

We'll be back with more exciting content during the next period of time😊

Take care!!

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*Wooyoung talking to Mingi*

Wooyoung: Are you there?

Mingi: Physically, yes

Mingi: Mentally? It’s debatable

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*Hongjoong and Seonghwa looking at Ateez*

Seonghwa: So what’s your plan?

Hongjoong: My plan was to follow your plan!

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*Mingi trying to get Yunho’s head out of a something*

Yunho: You think this is a good idea?

Mingi: Nope…

Yunho: Good. I'd be concerned if you did

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Seonghwa: There’s no such thing as a stupid question

San: What’s in mango salsa?

Seonghwa: I take that back

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Yeosang: This is your fault

Wooyoung: That’s not what an apology sounds like