A Southern Fried German

Seriously. I'm a German that was raised in Georgia. Hello there, just call me Sam! 27, cosplayer, and a massive piece of shit. Thanks for visiting my page! TF2, Vashwood & amp; Invader Zim trash NEXT CON -> MOMOCON 24

[varilien]

trigun is one of the all time great gay american films

[tvandfilm]

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[walrustrain]

Do you ever feel like you’re just convenient?

You’re the convenient friend, convenient time pass, convenient relationship, convenient option for everyone.

You’re the person people hang out with because you’re easy, and always eager because you’re always just so desperate to feel wanted and not alone, but really you’re just convenient.

You know you’re not special, and that your spot in their life will be easily replaced and that they’d much rather someone else in their company- but again you’re just convenient. You’re the convenient option. The always available option.

I’m the friend who has best friends but isn’t the best friend. I’m the convenient friend. I’m the lover who falls in love but never the one being loved. I’m just the convenient route.

Im the ‘never says no’ friend. The ‘easy to take advantage of’ friend. The ‘can you do me a favour?’ friend. I’m the ‘useful until no longer of use’ friend. I’m the ‘I want to do something but everyone else is busy’ friend.

I’m the butt of the joke friend. I’m the punching bag friend. The forgotten friend. The one who’s feelings aren’t considered because I’m the ‘she’ll get over it’ friend.

I’m just the easy and convenient friend.

And that’s my own fault, thinking always being available, always being easy and giving more of myself will finally one day deem me worthy in someone’s eyes. Spoiler alert - it doesn’t. I’m still never enough.

I’m the ‘smile through the pain’ friend because being this friend hurts.

[ampervadasz]

Anger

[hellsite-yano]

hitting you fucking hitting you hitting you

[thedankmemes]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Won’t lie, if I were having a rough time and the office himbos brought me mac and cheese I would be cured.

[ramshacklefey]

Small, clumsy kindnesses, earnestly given, are more healing than you would believe. More adults should be willing to show the tender caring that a little kid expresses when they say, “You looked sad, so I brought you a rock.”

[thenatsdorf]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[limesultana]

audio is unusual meows

[mr-leach]

He is performing a passionate soliloquy about treats

[anxietyproblem]

[fuck-customers]

[life-of-eris]

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

[aceofsquiddles]

[theweirdwideweb]

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

me after i fuck

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

im blocking everyone who reblogged this and deleted my caption

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[pyropansy]

I didn’t take many photos this weekend, but you can enjoy this one that made me laugh.

[lakevida]

cancel your plans we’re thinking about the pale blue dot voyager pic tonight

[danlisreal]

this image of earth from saturn rattles around in my skull at all hours of the day

[backtoaugust-ts]

I have realized that the perfect form of media must have a delicate balance between absolutely heart wrenching pure emotional devastation and the most ridiculous nonsense you have ever seen in your whole life

[sabertoothwalrus]

whenever I sneeze fart I feel like a neutron star

[sabertoothwalrus]

[literaryfairyy]

The last 200 pages in a SJM book be like:

[throo]

If I could blaze this picture of my cat I would

[konoko]

[ottermatopoeia]

caterpillars in the chrysalis on day 3

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

This is actually a really hopeful way of looking at it.