|◠‿◠ ) ✰ ateotu

You feel the Universe staring back at you. ♥ ♥ ♥

[figdays]

“Moon Phase” Mug // JasminBlancBoutique 

[namek-deactivated20190919]

isabelle is drunk as fuck at the club lmfao

[leafcrunch]

she deserves to have a good time

[choady-foster-deactivated201809]

Go off you wild bitch

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i randomly wandered into an art gallery with live music and a full cheese spread and im going ape

[creepsandcrawlers]

if u eat it the fey own u tho

[cheaphalloweencostume]

that’s the fey’s problem

[laflenkenway]

If you are saying that, you’ve clearly got more bravado than sense.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i don’t have either actually i just have an empty stomach and the ability to make my presence everyone’s problem

[donteatglitter]

“That’s the fey’s problem” is on the same level of response as “bold of you to assume I have blood” and I love it thank you

[tt20009-deactivated20181120]

I’d started sharing artwork again. Here and on the twitter http://twitter.com/claskcreates

[hilaryflorido]

[skyneverthelimit]

For Just One Day Lets Only Think About Love

[deep-dark-fears]

Searching… A fear submitted by Macy to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!

My new book “The Creeps” is available now from your local bookstore, Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Book Depository, iBooks, IndieBound, and wherever books are sold. You can find more information here.

[mostlycatsmostly]

[misshotaru]

Art by:  ᴅʀ.ᴍᴏʀɪᴄᴋʏ

[friend-called-boxcar]

who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’

[skajador]

scientist: (gazing up at space)  scientist: ……….. it sure is a milky boy 

[freshfriedtrash]

NO

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

ASTRONOMERS ARE THE SHITTIEST EVER AT NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT.

When it came time to name the two theoretical particle types that might be dark matter THEY INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL “WIMPS” AND “MACHOS” I SHIT YOU NOT

THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING ANYTHING

[braincoins]

I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson himself LAST NIGHT and he went on about this more than once.

“I’m walking down the street and I’m like ‘ooh pretty rock…’ and some Geologist is like ‘actually, that’s anorthosite feldspar’ and I’m like ‘Nevermind, I don’t want it anymore.’ Any biologists in the audience? [some clapping] Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. The most important molecule in the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE SYLLABLES and it’s so long that even YOU GUYS abbreviate it as ‘DNA’!

But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man, we call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons? NEUTRON STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF. You know that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we called it? JUPITER’S RED SPOT.”

[devil-in-red-deactivated2019010]

okay i’m glad you mentioned the biologist nonsense bc their naming methods are the bane of my existence

[gallusrostromegalus]

I see your astrophysicists-are-shit-at-names and raise you Marine-Biologists-Are-Fucking-Maniacs.

See this beautiful creature?

It’s a carnivorous deep-sea sponge that lives off of Easter Island and never sees the light of day, as it’s about 9000 feet down. Those delicate-looking orbs are covered in millions of tiny hooked spines, which latch onto anything unfortunate enough to bump into it, and hold it in place as it is digested alive by the sponge’s skin.  Amazing, beautiful and profoundly creepy.  They could have given it so many cool names.  Could have drawn on mythology (I think Scylla would have been an appropriate reference), the region it was found in, the textured skin, PHAGOCYTOSIS, anything!  

You wanna know what they called it?

PING-PONG TREE SPONGE.

Good job, marine biologists.

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[prokopetz]

D&D adventure premises inspired by stupid bear puns

Premise: a bear is the only witness to a crime; the party must convince the local druid to awaken it so it can testify. Adventure title: Bear Witness

Premise: the party must escort the king’s valuable pet bear through hostile territory. Adventure title: Bear With Me

Premise: the party must retrieve a cache of powerful enchanted weapons from the lair of an enormous owlbear that’s somehow figured out how to use them. Adventure title: Bear Arms

Premise: a psychic werebear is telepathically possessing townsfolk and forcing them to commit crimes. Adventure title: Bear in Mind

Premise: a charlatan at the summer fair is attempting to sell trained bears as domestic helpers; events proceed as expected. Adventure title: Bear Market

Premise: the party must investigate the reported appearance of a great golden bear that the local temple believes to be an omen from their god. Adventure title: Cross to Bear

[ateotu]

You play DnD?? (σˋ▽ˊ)σ

When I'm able to find the time and friends with time, I do really enjoy playing it!

[vaigh-deactivated20180612]

Do you have a mullet?!

Kinda. It’s more like a very over grown mohawk that I never do anything with.

[ateotu]

What the heck

[ateotu]

are yu gay

I'm demi

[ateotu]

Oh you’re come back. Right?

Yes and no! I'm still more so on twitter! (@/ateotu) ; v ; I check tumblr every couple of months since I only have access through my phone.

[ateotu]

You're so cute and I love your blog and youtube channel 💖

Ahh! Thank you very much ; v ; <3