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[avadaniels]

LESTAT + tags on this video Interview with the Vampire (2022)

[slowwdrowned]

things that would have been a better ending to supernatural than the actual finale

- dean tells cas he’s not only straight but also homophobic and doesn’t want to be friends anymore

- dean IS bisexual but just not into cas

- a dramatic reenactment of a destiel abo fic

- a sixty minute special about the dog that weirdly disappeared in the last episode

- a sixty minute special about the rusty nail that killed dean

- a sixty minute special about sam’s party city wig

- an awful 70s style porno of cas and dean

- literally just a black screen

- dean realizes he’s gay but then cas comes back in a female vessel

- cas comes back and kisses sam instead

- dean spends the whole episode trying to find cas in ultramegaturbo gay hell just to hatecrime him at the end

- dean finds cas in heaven and tearfully tells him he loves him back but cas revokes his confession after watching dean get impaled by a rusty nail literal days after cas sacrificed everything to save dean’s life

- a youtuber style apology video from the writers for queerbaiting their audience for twelve years

- everything is the same but dean dies getting run over by the impala

[skei-seems]

Some of my favourite Laszlo moments from What We Do In The Shadows.

[death-by-sc0tland]

do you think they sensed mcr releasing new music before it happened

[cononeillbreastingboobily]

He might be a middle-aged man to you. To me tho? That's my 💖✨babygirl ✨💖

[sleeplessandstubborn]

I love you vegan teletubbies who made Europe sing about eating pussies.

[leithianxx]

Ed has this annoyingly relatable tendency to swing SO overly hard in whichever direction he's nudged. They're captured and they could apparently very easily simply walk away on foot from the Academy with no consequences but Ed won't even entertain it he's just full on "there is no escape :) :) i'm a professional folder now :)" Then he kisses Stede ONCE and in practically the same breath he's asking him to assume new identities and run away to CHINA. Not go back to the ship together, not even start a new life in like, Canada. Has to pick the most extreme far off destination he can think of. He doesn't even take a beat to plan further, he immediately runs off the beach to get started and wants to leave TONIGHT. Poor guy sets himself up for failure at the docks because now he's not just lost Stede, he's lost this entire new life he's constructed all in his head because he's got so far ahead of himself.

He does it in his break up too like he puts on Stede's robe for comfort and all of a sudden he needs to channel this exaggerated version of the parts of Stede's personality that he loves or wishes he could have. Then the MOMENT Izzy tells him he wants Blackbeard back Ed just fully kills a man, severs toes, and rebrands himself to be the most evil version of himself yet. And by doing these things he just breaks his own heart over and over again because he's constantly mourning these false identities and fantasies that he builds up in his head and has to abandon.

All or nothing thinking makes you feel like such a failure because nothing in life is all or nothing, including the ability to stop thinking about things as all or nothing, so it's hard to even begin to start approaching things with caution or moderation because if you fuck up even once well then that's it, I'm a lost cause I won't even try to regulate myself any more and i'll just make giving up & getting my hopes unrealistically up my full time job. We make (deserved) jokes about Edward "Guess I'll Die" Teach but that's exactly what this kind of behaviour is: I'm bored with my life so maybe I'll just DIE ABOUT IT like jesus dude maybe there's something in between "trying dying" and trying to become a completely new and different person either by literally assuming a new identity or metaphorically through intrinsically weaving his sense of self in with Stede's companionship.

I struggle with this so much like i make the most wild impulsive dramatic life decisions sometimes because they feel like the easy solutions to big problems, and measured responses are boring, and boredom is intolerable.

Stede has the exact same problem I just think he's at a different stage of learning how to break this pattern. He seems much more willing to bounce his ideas and impulses off of other people which can give you a lot of valuable outside perspective. He still makes dramatic unilateral decisions like running away to become a pirate and then running back home, but by the end of the latter I think he's realized that there's always a third option. I guess the lesson when you find yourself between a rock and a hard place of 2 extreme options is to remember (ironically) that there IS always an escape.

[koko2unite]

lgbtq people are like "look at my babygirl!!!" and the babygirl is a middle-aged man who has gone through the horrors of life

[thewitchqifrey]

OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH • S01E06 “The Art of Fuckery”

[magniloquent-raven]

stay tuned for more of these yall lmao

here

[augur-y]

sometimes a family is a bisexual 700-year old iranian himbo vampire, his bisexual familiar with a knack for killing other vampires, their bisexual vampire roommate with a porcelain doll containing the ghost of her human self, her bisexual pervert husband, and colin robinson. and they all hate each other. and that’s normal

[magniloquent-raven]

yes, the entire ship. everyone.

✨here be memes✨

[fishmotif]

his last wish was to be young dumb and full of cum........

[wintersteves]

Colin

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

i'm getting real sappy over the realization that laszlo said "fuck you" to the entirety of england after a classist club of douchebags mocked nadja and called her a peasant and now in the present day laszlo almost exclusively introduces and refers to her as "my lady wife"

[ofmdaily]

our flag means death + reductress headlines (1/?)

[theindefinitearticle]

"oh how do the pirates in our flag means death just head out in a rowboat and find each other in the middle of the ocean with no maps or anything???"

Never heard of gaydar? Fucking idiot?