❈ tragic gay ❈

what are you, a fed

[cyber-newtype]

did anyone see the tom and jerry bra

[cyber-newtype]

[kajtielplu]

TL: “it would probably be pretty fun to have tom and jerry playing chasey on top of your boobs”

[etchif]

If you ever feel like a loser just remember there are people who are genuinely emotionally invested in the lives of the british royal family

[pangur-and-grim]

reading with my creatures

[pangur-and-grim]

[bruzum]

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[swordmaid]

when the root of the tragedy was love.

[draconym]

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

[draconym]

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

[pussyluvr2000]

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

[laterkiss]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[thedroidcontrol]

My pillow that I wove! Hashtag my pillow!

[silvernevermind]

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

[theindefinitearticle]

Sure, ai use in [creative pursuit i personally value] is totally unethical and it's definitely bad at [my domain of knowledge], but you can't deny it has huge applications in [subject i know nothing about] and [overhyped silicon valley start up project run by a ceo high on his own farts and also ketamine]!

[2colde]

how having to do work at your job feels

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[sanjipussyindulgence]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

[theindefinitearticle]

Hiiiiiiii nice post about the evils present in society but could you please just absolve me real quick? Can I have some absolution please? Not me, right? I'm absolved? I can go on as I am? I'm still good and pure right?