you sound like yoda.

RYDER LYNN. coming soon ~ the athlete.

[dailytylerhoechlin]

[athleticlynn]

TEXT || SAYDER

SAVANNAH: Please don't best friend break up with me. My heart can't take it and I would miss you so much so please do not. Maybe he just likes her a lot. Why don't you come get a job with me? We can work together and bug each other all the time. If not, then I'll take off like two days a week and come love you.

RYDER: It might happen. I have a feeling it was something else. I don't want a job, I already have stuff I'm supposed to do that I don't want to. You do that already without a job involved.

[athleticlynn]

marleyjanerose:

I used to make you mixes like once a week or something because I’m a giant nerd like that, so I wouldn’t be shocked if I did. I got a pretty good  mix of things except I think my brother tried to rec me songs about golf.

I actually think I still have those somewhere. There are songs about golf? Leave it to him to figure that out. Maybe he wrote them.

[athleticlynn]

TEXT || SAYDER

SAVANNAH: I think you're my best friend and I can do what I want :P I'm kidding. I love youuuu! Well, Kennedy invited me to go to LA on this Birthday trip thing from Clay so that's one way. Other ways, I'm getting two jobs.

RYDER: I can best friend break up with you, you know that right? I'm still curious as to how she got those tickets. But good idea. Two jobs? When are you gonna have time for me??

[athleticlynn]

ethanhuds:

While you all are concerned about some damn list, are we all gonna ignore the fact that it’s pretty much getting colder now instead of warmer. I don’t want it in the 50′s, I want it in the 70′s. It’s bullshit. Thanks, Al Gore.

Is it bad that I never check the weather until I leave in the morning and I’m almost always freezing or burning up? Not like you really care. But it would nicer to shoot some hoops in warm weather.

[athleticlynn]

clairegflanagan:

I know I normally look forward to work but after all that went down I am really looking forward to it. At least there I will be able to listen to music and draw in peace without having to hear about all this drama left and right. Hopefully at some point this week things will calm down.

Listen to any good music? What did you end up drawing?

[athleticlynn]

vincentacciai:

Since it seems almost everyone is keeping up-to-date with the list and I wouldn’t mind extra cash to get me through the summer, you’re all welcome to sign up right here. No, but really. Isn’t this getting kind of old? Gossip Girl ended in 2012 and it seriously wasn’t good enough for a low-budget, real-life remake.

I don’t get the whole Gossip Girl reference but I’ll laugh anyway. Do I have to pay you to be my friend now?

[athleticlynn]

TEXT || SAYDER

SAVANNAH: I'll see what I can do. Shut the hell up, lol. We were fighting! That was hard. As for the months, I'm gonna go see him when I can.

RYDER: Do not tell me to shut the hell up! Who do you think I am? How are you gonna go see him?

[athleticlynn]

awildeprincess:

Why are all of you letting this god forbidden list get to any of you? It’s like someone took the time out of their day to break everyone down and for some reason everyone just let’s it happen. Sweet Baby Jesus doesn’t really need someone saying their opinions about everyone all over the internet whenever we’re in high school. Who cares. Anyway. I decided that it was time for me to join all of you on this Tumblr site so I hope I don’t regret it.

I wasn’t around for it and I’m glad that I wasn’t honestly. Being in highs school is hard enough without this list factored into it. Uh, welcome.

[athleticlynn]

princeparkersmythe:

To whoever wrote this stupid list… first of all, did you think it would upset me to state facts that everybody already knows? It’s not exactly like my lack of experience is news to anyone because I don’t keep it a secret. So sorry to point out your failure at embarrassing me. Second of all, I’m just so glad to know that if I accidentally do something once that means I do it “all the time”, thanks for clearing that up, asshole. Third, no one cares about this list anyway, so how about you take a long walk on a short pier and allez vous baiser. 

You okay? If you need anything just let me know.

[athleticlynn]

TEXT || SAYDER

SAVANNAH: You want me to buy you nice things now, Ryder Lynn? :P I hope so. If he doesn't, then well, I must suck.

RYDER: I always do. Ready to not see him for months? You panicked for a few days, lol.

[athleticlynn]

berryadelaide:

I forgot that list even existed. I thought the person running it had, I don’t know, gotten a life or made themselves much more useful. But I see that’s virtually impossible for whoever they are.

Anyway, I’m not the first to have parent issues around here and I won’t be the last. But not having a mother in my life hasn’t stopped me. So, whatever. Hope your little quest to be an annoying little shit paid off.

I think everyone forgets it exists and they know that and pop back up. Sorry you were one of them they called out.

[athleticlynn]

mickeymccarthy:

THINGS TO DO INSTEAD OF FUCKING AROUND WITH OTHER PEOPLE’S FAMILIES:

Learn a new hobby

Read a book

Call your state representative to talk about issues that are important to you

Make protest signs, then go to protests for things you care about. Clean water, for example - did you know that Flint, Michigan has been without clean water for 2+ years?

Literally anything else.

It costs $0 to not be an asshole!

Where do you recommend people start on this list?

[athleticlynn]

TEXT || SAYDER

SAVANNAH: I'm sorry! Yeah, it really is. He's gonna be gone for the summer and I'm gonna miss him, like a lot. If it all goes like it's supposed to anyways but I think it will. He's gotta go to LA. Damn I didn't think this through. Kidding, kidding but yeah. It'll be good.

RYDER: How come you never get me nice things like this? Kidding! But it sounds really awesome. I'm sure he will love it!

[athleticlynn]

sugarxmottaa:

I’m not really sure what that list is all about, it’s confusing really. For starters, why am I at the bottom of the list, I should be top ten. I thought we went over this already? and Second of all, why in the world do I need to buy friends? Seems like a waste of money if you ask me.

It’s super confusing but I just try to ignore it. I’d rank you top ten if it was me, for sure.

[athleticlynn]

sooooooo if anyone wants to plot something or potential drama with ryder...let me know? my muse is slipping and i need something to wake it up. thanks ~

[athleticlynn]

grahamsmythe:

Ryder, it’s fine, we can be friends again. Mostly because I was joking. I have figured out who it was. How good are you science experiments?

private;

Did you do what I think you did?