[atlantichermit]

When someone mentions getting in trouble for saying a sarcastic thing in the workplace

[atlantichermit]

so perfect

[atlantichermit]

When you were both the problem and the problem solver growing up

[atlantichermit]

Everyone thinks you’re so casual and confident

but on the inside you’re dramatic af

[atlantichermit]

When you’re in a mood and you decide to make everyone around you doubt their existence

[atlantichermit]

When you joke about murder being a solution but forget some people kinda think it’s up your alley

[atlantichermit]

me feeding someone as much bs as i can before they figure out what i’m doing

[atlantichermit]

ENTPhenomenon

Feeling like an outlet extender because everyone seems to find a connection to you but you never feel the same.

I think this has to do with people confusing the connections we make when talking about ideas as a more personal connection than it really is.

We’re not heartless but those connections have more to do with the idea/concepts/theories being discussed than the person we’re discussing them with.

[atlantichermit]

ENTPhenomenon

when you’re chronically recognized as both the most chill and the most psycho person in the room.

[natanvance]

[atlantichermit]

What you should say to that “sick” kid

These are things I wish I was saying to myself earlier in the disease instead of beating myself up and trying to get over it. Bullet points because I know even reading this can be exhausting (I got your back kiddo)

1. I know it’s hard. It’s hard all the time. You don’t have to pretend to make others feel better. You’re sick. It’s okay.

2. Your body has no problem telling you it’s sick, it’s your mind that pretends like it’s all A okay. Stop letting your head hold you to the expectations you held yourself to before you were sick. You’re sick. it’s okay.

3. Stop guilting yourself for resting. For not reading, talking, learning, creating, moving, thinking, as much as you used to. You’re not dumb, you’re not lazy, you’re not boring or useless. You’re sick. It’s okay.

4. I know none of the “healthy” people say the right things, and you feel the room go stiff and quiet any time you casually joke or mention your illness. Be you and other people will learn it’s okay.

5. I know it’s also lonely af. And you’re trying to shake it off. You try and hang out, and do what normal people do, and you try and pretend you don’t feel like you’re gonna throw up any second. And i know you feel like a weakling any time you let the disease stop you from doing something. But it’s a disease, you can’t just shake it off. You can’t half ass recovery. It’ll be okay.

Sometimes we lose perspective (for me this is almost all the time) we think what our bodies, minds, and heart in this moment is forever. You’re in a season of life. You’re learning. You won’t always be this tired, and you’ll pick up your hobbies again, and you’re not going dumb, that’s the brain fog and that’s going to go away.

Hang in there, you have to prove the bastards wrong

[atlantichermit]

When you’re trying to enjoy your dairy free, gluten free, sugar free, taste free supper and you suddenly remember cheesy potato soup.

[hotline-miasma]

Extrovert: *Breathes*

introvert: WheN WiLl you learn that your ActIONs have ConseQuencEs

[shittyidea]

Have a screaming contest with a baby…

[amazingmars]

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

girl in language class: so why are you taking Italian? :)

me thinking about my plan to go back in time and raw Leonardo Da Vinci so hard he can’t walk for three days: I love the food

[feelthefloof]

@amber-prime

[mrkanman]

i hate how me opening tumblr in the morning is a parallel to some grumpy old fuck reading the newspaper. good morning let’s read the Blue Hell Gazette.